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[Melee or Die]

 I got 3 off the top I can think of. 

1) Headbutting during host migration, then accidentally ending (quitting) your killing frenzy. 

2) Doing the outside hack/playing on Firebase White Hazard with Bloodrage. 

3) Playing alongside a Salarian squadmate who dies and you're unable to eat them. 

That's all I got. Share yours! And since I'm a terrible person: I hope you all have a terrible X-Mas, and terrible lives overall! I hope all the bad things in life happen to you, and only you! I hope all your presents get mailed to my house so I can use 'em as firewood, and the wrapping paper as toilet paper! Enjoy yo' holidays, you ungreatful mo' fo's! 

-Goku.

[FasterThanFTL]

[Shadohz]

Yep. Had a random drop in a Gold game. Had a KroLord with Adas and Hurricane... no melee mod.

KICK!! Bye.

'Why did you kick me?!"

BYE!!!

You need to teach your fellow Krograns how to prepare for battle.

[Tantum Dic Verbo]

Goku, I am so proud to be your...n--rgh. Nope, can't say it.

[mybudgee]

My problem is I cannot transform into a Krogan at work... stupid real body

<_<

Modifié par mybudgee, 25 décembre 2013 - 07:49 .

[Melee or Die]

Tantum Dic Verbo wrote...

Goku, I am so proud to be yo' MA F***IN' N***A!!!

Back at ya, Tant! 

Shad, that whelp will take his rightful place beneath my boot! The weak shall become the dirt on which the strong walk! ...Seriously WINTFBH! No melee?! BAH! 

Ares, F*** YOU, TOO, dammit! 

Bud-G, there are solutions for such things. But you will be considered tube-born, and will have to kill many Thresher Maws, to earn the right of mating.

Modifié par A3 Reks, 25 décembre 2013 - 08:06 .

[SvM madman]

My "Krogan problem" is that I'm playing as a Krogan

[Akir388]

I've had a certain Krogan revive me into the jaws of a Space Crab then watch and laugh. 

Biggest problem for me when playing a Krogan is my desire to headbutt all the things (teammates included!)
Also how it causes me to laugh uncontrollably.  

[Tokenusername]

The problem with Krogans is that they don't make Krogan tuxedos.

[Melee or Die]

SvM madman wrote...

My "Krogan problem" is that I'm a Salarian in real life and don't have a quad. Like, for realzies

Legit reason.

AK...I DO IT AGAIN! You had it coming lmao! But of course...HHHHHEEEEEAAAADDDDDBBBBBBUUUUTTTTTTTT!!! MWAR HA HA HAAA!!!

Not only shall we have tuxedos, Token! But bowties as well! The prophecy of the first Krogan Doctor Who, shall come to pass! So it has been spoken! 

Modifié par A3 Reks, 25 décembre 2013 - 08:33 .

[HusarX]

1) They don't have jetpacks
2) They struggle to headbutt Nemeses
3) A little Phantom can synckill them as fast and easy, as she can synckill ... wait for it ... a Salarian (WTF ???)

[Olivia Wilde]

Getting Banshee grabbed because I forgot I can't roll (need to stop playing Krogans right after playing N7 Shadow)

getting snickered at when I get top score without 10 melee kills (fire explosions good)

my problem is other players just running around meleeing everything then not reviving themselves when they die in front of a clusterf**k (sorry,Miss Jigglybumbum ain't running in there to pick up your sorry a**)

[junker1990]

No grenades, no CQC at all, so in these rare cases I'm playing a Krogan (without equipment, of course), I'm hiding in shadows, seeking for alone enemies and SLOWLY shoot them (yes, not with a Claymore, I prefer Eagle). Bioware, why you did not forge a Krogan Infiltrator???

Modifié par junker1990, 25 décembre 2013 - 11:03 .

[SvM madman]

^Because Krogan are too stupid to infiltrate

A3 Reks wrote...

SvM madman wrote...

My "Krogan problem" is that I'm a Salarian in real life and don't have a quad. Like, for realzies

Legit reason.

AK...I DO IT AGAIN! You had it coming lmao! But of course...HHHHHEEEEEAAAADDDDDBBBBBBUUUUTTTTTTTT!!! MWAR HA HA HAAA!!!

Not only shall we have tuxedos, Token! But bowties as well! The prophecy of the first Krogan Doctor Who, shall come to pass! So it has been spoken! 

Krogan aren't cool enough for bowties
Also Salarians>Quarians>Turains>Asari>Volus>Humans>Batarians>Drell>Hanar>Elcor>Krogan>Vorcha

Modifié par SvM madman, 25 décembre 2013 - 11:57 .

[Leland Gaunt]

Nope.

[JumboWheat01]

Krogan Problem #1 - So called "krogan" refusing to headbutt between waves.

Krogan Problem #2 - Never enough mooks to headbutt into a fine paste.

Krogan Problem #3 - Never enough opportunities to giggle evilly.

[Melee or Die]

SvM madman wrote...

^Because Krogan are too BOLD to infiltrate

A3 Reks wrote...

SvM madman wrote...

My "Krogan problem" is that I'm a Salarian in real life and don't have a quad. Like, for realzies

Legit reason.

AK...I DO IT AGAIN! You had it coming lmao! But of course...HHHHHEEEEEAAAADDDDDBBBBBBUUUUTTTTTTTT!!! MWAR HA HA HAAA!!!

Not only shall we have tuxedos, Token! But bowties as well! The prophecy of the first Krogan Doctor Who, shall come to pass! So it has been spoken! 

Erased for blasphemy and stupidity.

You are hereby by banished from my realm (B.K.A. MY PLANETTT!!) and will now be ignored. Enjoy eating your flies. Pyjack licker! 

On a more awesome note: KROGAN!!!!

[Fiddles dee dee]

If you have Krogan problems you're doing it wrong.

[DragonRacer]

Fiddles dee dee wrote...

If you have Krogan problems you're doing it wrong.

If you're having Krogan problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but a Krogan ain't one...

Well, other than those worthless pyjaks who don't headbutt back. But we do not speak of those heathens anyway, for they are not truly Krogan.

[Shampoohorn]

Not enough salarians.

Volus taste like ******.

Poetry.

Omniblade is too dull to slice, though it works fine as a club.

Whenever I take my graal off world it only shoots blanks.

[Pint]

I can't find the spiced ryncol.

[didacuscarr]

[chcknwng]

I don't have a problems with them. My Geth eliminates all of them.

[billpickles]

Dida beat me to the Jay-Z reference. Can't believe it took that many posts.