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[TheMyron]

If you could choose something other than the relatively quick and painless death that Kai Leng got at the END of ME3, what would it be?

After all, the only "choice" your given in-game is: To Break his Sword, or Not to Break his Sword...

I figured after incapacitating him, slice his hands off with the Omni-blade, slap on just enough omni-gel to keep him alive, and deliver him alive to Aria T'Loak personally to decide his fate.

Note: I didn't care much for Thane...

[eyezonlyii]

I'll be the first to say it: not to have shown up at all

[TheMyron]

eyezonlyii wrote...

I'll be the first to say it: not to have shown up at all

Well, he did sadly, so you would have to choose... TIM's room: he is struggling to get up, his life is finally in your hands, what will you do?

[illusive.man]

hmmmmm...........................BRUTALLY MURDER THE ABOMINATION

[illusive.man]

AND THEN DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO HIS -BLEEEEEPPP-
I CAN'T STAND KAI F-BLEEEEEPPP-ing LANG KENG

[eyezonlyii]

TheMyron wrote...

eyezonlyii wrote...

I'll be the first to say it: not to have shown up at all

Well, he did sadly, so you would have to choose... TIM's room: he is struggling to get up, his life is finally in your hands, what will you do?

Saunter over and rub the salt in his wound, how of all of the Cerberus experiments, I as the only sucessful one, still managed to screw up their operations much more than any failure before. I'd work my way through his extremities, crushing his bones biotically, but leaving his spinal cord intact. Then Miranda Warps the room around him (after hacking more of TIM's Databases) Kaidan Reaves him, I throw a Singularity, and Jack and Corporal Toombs (who I headcanon as an N7 Slayer) Shockwave and Biotic Slash the hell out of the base. We pose cooly as the boitic explosion erupts behind us, shielded by our Unified Barrier of Hatred for Cerberus.

EDIT: I Grab CloneShep on the way out and spend our free time afterward pulling the Parent Trap on Steve and Miranda (Miranda found him after CItadel and they ended up bonding as she showed him what it really meant to be Shepard).

Modifié par eyezonlyii, 25 décembre 2013 - 08:24 .

[Secretlyapotato]

I'd romance him

[Isaidlunch]

Turn him into C-Sec for cyber bullying.

[Bat32391]

Slice his throat and be done with it, he isn't worth getting messy.

[ObserverStatus]

Maroon him on Omega, and watch what happens from a remote camera with a bowl of popcorn.

[KaiserShep]

Chained to a wall making cereal for General Mill, and he never gets a single bowl. Ever.

[themikefest]

make him choose one of the endings

[LisuPL]

Simple, let Wrex teach him some Krogan history.

[trenq]

I would cut his hair, then kill him with a shotgun.

[Coming0fShadows]

Flay him alive. With my mind.

[rekn2]

never existed in the first place

[Michotic]

Removed his plot armor and dropped the weak excuse for a bad guy the first time I saw him.

[Oni Changas]

To get his throat slit by the REAL (Retribution) Kai Leng after botching the Citadel coup.

Jack Krauser is the closest we'll ever get to Retribution Leng, and he's a whole different game. =(

[Darks1d3]

I'm not someone who takes joy in torture or prolonged suffering, but since we're dealing with Kai Leng and hypotheticals....

I'd shoot his knee caps like Anderson did to add insult to injury, Hit him on the spine hard enough to dislodge the C7 vertabrae to make him a quadriplegic(so he can't escape again), then drag his sorry ass to the Normandy after talking with Vendetta. After blowing the Reapers to hell and getting everything situated, I'll take KL to an undisclosed location.

Shepard- Now, I'm going to strap you to an electric chair, and you will watch re-runs of a show of my choosing until I decide to kill you myself.
KL- And what show is that?
Shepard- I think Barney the Dinosaur is a good choice. Oh, at the end of each episode, they sing a song. You will sing along or you will get zapped with 120V of electrcity. Don't worry, you'll be fed properly to keep you comfortable.

*after 3 months or so*

Shepard- So Kai Leng, how are you doing?
KL- Sweet mother of god please just kill me!!
Shepard- Hey look, it's the end of that episode. You know what that means
KL- You can't mak...ZAP
Shepard- IT DOES WHAT IT'S TOLD B**CH! You know what? I've got good news, I'm not going to kill you. You'll spend the rest of your life in that chair.

After the first year or so, he'll beg for a bullet to the brain pan .

[Rusty Sandusky]

Darks1d3 wrote...

I'm not someone who takes joy in torture or prolonged suffering, but since we're dealing with Kai Leng and hypotheticals....

I'd shoot his knee caps like Anderson did to add insult to injury, Hit him on the spine hard enough to dislodge the C7 vertabrae to make him a quadriplegic(so he can't escape again), then drag his sorry ass to the Normandy after talking with Vendetta. After blowing the Reapers to hell and getting everything situated, I'll take KL to an undisclosed location.

Shepard- Now, I'm going to strap you to an electric chair, and you will watch re-runs of a show of my choosing until I decide to kill you myself.
KL- And what show is that?
Shepard- I think Barney the Dinosaur is a good choice. Oh, at the end of each episode, they sing a song. You will sing along or you will get zapped with 120V of electrcity. Don't worry, you'll be fed properly to keep you comfortable.

*after 3 months or so*

Shepard- So Kai Leng, how are you doing?
KL- Sweet mother of god please just kill me!!
Shepard- Hey look, it's the end of that episode. You know what that means
KL- You can't mak...ZAP
Shepard- IT DOES WHAT IT'S TOLD B**CH! You know what? I've got good news, I'm not going to kill you. You'll spend the rest of your life in that chair.

After the first year or so, he'll beg for a bullet to the brain pan .

^This plus have Kai Leng listen to We Built This City as well

[Eryri]

Condemn him to debate logic with the Bratalyst for all eternity.

[Andrew Lucas]

I would thrown him out of the airlock.

[TheMyron]

JShepardN7 wrote...

I would thrown him out of the airlock.

That's even more merciful than his official death. Why that?

[Frostmourne86]

I'd want the opportunity to gasp comedically when he jumps on the police cruiser during the Coup, making him turn, and then -

CRUNCH! scrape him off the car with the bridge we were passing under.

"Let's see you come back from that, a**hole!"

Modifié par Frostmourne86, 26 décembre 2013 - 04:57 .