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If you could choose Kai Leng's fate


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#26
Darks1d3

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Frostmourne86 wrote...

I'd want the opportunity to gasp comedically when he jumps on the police cruiser during the Coup, making him turn, and then -

CRUNCH! scrape him off the car with the bridge we were passing under.

"Let's see you come back from that, a**hole!"


A lot of people have said that. Of all the times Shepard went DERP with Kai Leng in the cinematics, this one sticks out to me the most.

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Kai Leng and the car chase seem about as lame as Saren getting away at Virmire on his hoverboard. It's par for the course. Cutscene Shepard has a knack for just staring blankly at targets flying away from him (or in Kai Leng's case, just blatantly missing his shots).

Modifié par StreetMagic, 26 décembre 2013 - 05:37 .


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Take away his sword, then throw him in a pit with Grunt and Wrex, then gather all the Normandy crew to watch his brutal end.

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paralyze him from the neck down.

Then.... Have him endure a One Direction concert.... In time loop for 10 years straight.

And then, when his soul and mind is, ashes....

Then, he has my permission to die.

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Aria mind raping him would be a good fate, I guess. I guess that's too much of a repeat though.

Modifié par StreetMagic, 26 décembre 2013 - 05:47 .


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Do what Malcolm Reynolds did and push him into an engine. Slow deaths are pointless. If you're gonna take out the trash, just do it quickly.

Modifié par KaiserShep, 26 décembre 2013 - 06:21 .


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KaiserShep wrote...

Do what Malcolm Reynolds did and push him into an engine. Slow deaths are pointless. If you're gonna take out the trash, just do it quickly.


Sadistic people like Leng though need an extra amount of suffering, imo.

Wait, that might mean I myself do too. :whistle:

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NeonFlux117 wrote...

paralyze him from the neck down.

Then.... Have him endure a One Direction concert.... In time loop for 10 years straight.

And then, when his soul and mind is, ashes....

Then, he has my permission to die.


Then all he has to do is have his spine straightened out again...

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KaiserShep wrote...

Do what Malcolm Reynolds did and push him into an engine. Slow deaths are pointless. If you're gonna take out the trash, just do it quickly.


Just turn him over to Aria, then your friendship with her is secure...

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TheMyron wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

paralyze him from the neck down.

Then.... Have him endure a One Direction concert.... In time loop for 10 years straight.

And then, when his soul and mind is, ashes....

Then, he has my permission to die.


Then all he has to do is have his spine straightened out again...


He thinks darkness is his ally.....

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NeonFlux117 wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

paralyze him from the neck down.

Then.... Have him endure a One Direction concert.... In time loop for 10 years straight.

And then, when his soul and mind is, ashes....

Then, he has my permission to die.


Then all he has to do is have his spine straightened out again...


He thinks darkness is his ally.....


Leng may have merely adopted the darkness, but that doesn't mean Shepard was born in it, let alone molded by it.

Modifié par TheMyron, 26 décembre 2013 - 07:03 .


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TheMyron wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

paralyze him from the neck down.

Then.... Have him endure a One Direction concert.... In time loop for 10 years straight.

And then, when his soul and mind is, ashes....

Then, he has my permission to die.


Then all he has to do is have his spine straightened out again...


He thinks darkness is his ally.....


Leng may have merely adopted the darkness, but that doesn't mean Shepard was born in it, let alone molded by it.


Leng fought like a younger man.... With nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.... 

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To be ignored.

The one fear of every troll.

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NeonFlux117 wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

TheMyron wrote...

NeonFlux117 wrote...

paralyze him from the neck down.

Then.... Have him endure a One Direction concert.... In time loop for 10 years straight.

And then, when his soul and mind is, ashes....

Then, he has my permission to die.


Then all he has to do is have his spine straightened out again...


He thinks darkness is his ally.....


Leng may have merely adopted the darkness, but that doesn't mean Shepard was born in it, let alone molded by it.


Leng fought like a younger man.... With nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken.... 


Leng is a younger man, and unfortunately I can't find the comic page I saw it in right now, but I saw him break Miranda's spine over his knee...sorry if I ruined the roll...

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All I'm reminded of in here is the sloppiness of the writing in The Dark Knight Rises (which I still enjoyed).

Modifié par dreamgazer, 26 décembre 2013 - 07:35 .


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 I'd have Shepard do the same thing he did, but instead of saying "That was for ___ you SOB!" I'd have him say nothing at all. Just nonchalantly turn back to the computer console, and leave Kai Leng dying in silent contempt.

Modifié par HYR 2.0, 26 décembre 2013 - 07:34 .


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I can't really get angry at Kai Leng. He was stupid and silly, he wasn't really a character worthy of any hate, he was just a plot-point that caused me to roll my eyes. Really, I was more angry at Shepard for not pulling an Indy and just shooting the twerp while he did pointless sword twirls...

...actually there's my answer, the first time he shows up fighting Thane and the Drell knocks him over, I would just shoot him in the face a bunch of times. Just end it right there.
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I'd just end him with the M-11. No need to torture the guy.

If I was't so sure he was going to kill me, I'd try to save him. My Shepard really is King of the Boy Scouts when it comes to sparing lives.

Still, don't think he won't punch an admiral in the gut if he needs too.

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Drench him in blood, then throw him into a pool with a bunch of hammerhead sharks.

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Give him to a group of sexually deviant male krogans....tell the krogan to to gave fun and then eat him

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Bring him with me to the Catalyst and watch their idiocy destroy them both. Alternatively, I'd show him to Harbinger and defeat the Reaper through sheer shame of being associated with this abomination of a character.

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Torture fantasies on christmas, hmmm. I'd just get it over with quick. Shepard has a job to do + I don't enjoy making people suffer.

Modifié par RatThing, 26 décembre 2013 - 10:17 .


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RatThing wrote...

Torture fantasies on christmas, hmmm. I'd just get it over with quick. Shepard has a job to do + I don't enjoy making people suffer.



In Aria's possession you get no blood on your hands...

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Why settle for just one death?

Grow a new Thorian, get it to absorb the chump and spit out clones. Then do every suggestion in this thread and then some. The one requirement is that the Thorian can transmit the sensory input to the real Leng.

Hmm and download the holokid into an organic body so we can do the same for it too.

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Instead of smashing the sword, grab his wrist and turn him around so he impales himself on his own weapon. Similar to how Thane made Nassama Dantius kill herself with her own pistol.