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[thehomeworld]

I would've killed him with a bullet between the eyes the first time I saw him! By the time that poor childish cosplayer made it to TIM's base I would've liked to have decapitated him and then cut off his balls and not necessarily in that order. Really I can't decide which character is worse Lang or Raiden I feel equally against them.

[Ghostwritten]

Feed him into a meat grinder, feet first.

[Fixers0]

I Would have dragged him in front of a court, along with TIM. Being confronted by justice and law, is much more painfull to these people than being tortured or executed.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

I'd kill him for being an annoying jerkass. His arrogance is really all there is about him. I can't take him seriously as a foe. That said, his profound racism is simply incompatible with my image of the future Cerberus. He needs to be taken out of the picture.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Fixers0 wrote...

I Would have dragged him in front of a court, along with TIM. Being confronted by justice and law, is much more painfull to these people than being tortured or executed.

I don't think you understand the mind of the unfettered.

They literally would stand and laugh. I know I would.

[Fixers0]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...
I don't think you understand the mind of the unfettered.

They literally would stand and laugh. I know I would.

Have fun  spending the rest of the life between four walls.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Fixers0 wrote...

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...
I don't think you understand the mind of the unfettered.

They literally would stand and laugh. I know I would.

Have fun  spending the rest of the life between four walls.

Nope.

I'd have killed every one who opposed me and started running the galaxy on my own. Now is the time for progress.

I have no time for silly emotional bound idealogues of right and wrong.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

tickle267 wrote...

would've given him over to a group of horny Krogan commandos to have their way with him.

Sounds like what I did to Tali and Banshees in one game.

[a load of stanton]

i would unleash the Stanton within on the poor soul

and if he survives?

i will feed him too a titan

[ImperatorMortis]

Kill him.

Modifié par ImperatorMortis, 28 décembre 2013 - 01:57 .

[Invisible Man]

during the air taxi chase on the citadel I was thinking ...why not lob a grenade or 5 into kai's taxi as the door closed. I'd have liked to have seen him try to dance his way out of that. failing that, after the final showdown I'd have broken his fingers and toes one at a time, then taken his sword and cut his appendages off, all of them, also one at a time... until he looked like the black knight from monty python's holy grail. then I'd lob his head off at the base of the neck, and put his head on his sword, like sticking someone's severed head on a spike. I'd like to see someone try to piece him back together after that. hmm, yum... kai-kabobs.

[ImperatorMortis]

Invisible Man wrote...

during the air taxi chase on the citadel I was thinking ...why not lob a grenade or 5 into kai's taxi as the door closed. I'd have liked to have seen him try to dance his way out of that. failing that, after the final showdown I'd have broken his fingers and toes one at a time, then taken his sword and cut his appendages off, all of them, also one at a time... until he looked like the black knight from monty python's holy grail. then I'd lob his head off at the base of the neck, and put his head on his sword, like sticking someone's severed head on a spike. I'd like to see someone try to piece him back together after that. hmm, yum... kai-kabobs.

tryingtoohard/10

2edgy4me

[Invisible Man]

as far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as going too far in regards to "containing the situation" with kai lang. for some reason I just can't stand that... thing. (yes, I just called kai lang a thing)

[Sable Rhapsody]

Never mind killing him. Can I get a fourth-wall-breaking delete button and wipe him from existence?

[durasteel]

Let Garrus take him out with a headshot before Shepard even knew he was there.

[TheMyron]

durasteel wrote...

Let Garrus take him out with a headshot before Shepard even knew he was there.

Way, way too merciful...

[justafan]

Eh, aside from being a jerk and horribly written, he wasn't all that unique of a bad guy besides being your stereotypical assassin. Omniblade to the gut is sufficient, if not an early, well timed belly full of lead while Thane had him distracted.

Modifié par justafan, 30 décembre 2013 - 05:26 .

[TheMyron]

justafan wrote...

Eh, aside from being a jerk and horribly written, he wasn't all that unique of a bad guy besides being your stereotypical assassin. Omniblade to the gut is sufficient, if not an early, well timed belly full of led while Thane had him distracted.

Indeed, the distraction was a wasted opportunity, but bear in mind, this hypothetical situation is based on the aftermath of the final boss fight...

[Smashmouth]

shoot both knee caps...then while he tries to escape on monkey bars over flames follow him on a hover craft while repeatedly poking him with sharp pointy sticks

[ruggly]

Garbage compactor.

[Invisible Man]

Smashmouth wrote...

shoot both knee caps...then while he tries to escape on monkey bars over flames follow him on a hover craft while repeatedly poking him with sharp pointy sticks

that, do that.

[TheMyron]

Smashmouth wrote...

shoot both knee caps...then while he tries to escape on monkey bars over flames follow him on a hover craft while repeatedly poking him with sharp pointy sticks

Is that a spoof from somewhere?