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Whose nonexistence are you the most thankful for?


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KikoChuN7 wrote...

I always had a soft spot for Morinth - it's not her fault she was afflicted with disease and the alternative choice (living at the monastery) seems painfully boring.


Yeah its not her fault for having that disease, but it is her fault for being a serial killer. 

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Bailey because he is the shadiest good guy cop in fiction.

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Morinth, she's just a crazy mass murderer and any and all Geth, because I'd never trust them with anything.

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But you'd never run into a Justicar unless you happen to be in Asari space.


The exercise at hand is who you would not want in close proximity to you, not who/what you'd be most worried about if you lived in the MEU.


And even then you only have to worry about them if you're a corrupt piece of garbage


Those cops on Illium whom Samara threatened to massacre were not corrupt. They were just doing their jobs, and attacking them would have only led to greater Eclipse merc dominance in their district. So she would have killed innocents and only to leave the city in a worse-off state than she had found it. She causes more problems than conventional evil types like Morinth.

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There's more than one:

* Morinth - definitely wouldn't want her living next door. Actually considering my age she wouldn't be interested in me. The problem is that she would be interested in what I do.... art & music.
* Samara
* I wouldn't want to live next door to a bunch of Krogan.
* Kai Leng

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Morinth, I'd be dead before you could say "no self-control".

Kai Leng. I rely on cereal in the morning for sustenance, I don't want to wake up one morning without my breakfast.

Harbinger: All that honking would really mess with my sleep schedule. Also indoctrination.

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justafan wrote...

Kai Leng. I rely on cereal in the morning for sustenance, I don't want to wake up one morning without my breakfast.

Ah, classic...

:ph34r:: "Bad news."
:police:: *in a chokehold* "I knew it! I knew there were ninjas here!"
:ph34r:: "What?"
:police:: "Yeah, you must be a ninja. How else could you sneak up and grab me like that?"
:ph34r:: "Listen, I don't know what--"
:police:: "Wow! I can't believe it! A real-life ninja!"
:ph34r:: "Listen, I'm gonna kill you if--"
:police:: "Wow!! Killed by a ninja! Cool!"


:police:: "...If you have to kill me, do it with your blowpipe!"

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Catalyst

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I'd probably go with the Thorian and basically any Spectre, ever. Not convinced that the Spectres are an institution that's worth keeping around.

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I'd want to be a Spectre.

Hell, there'd be a lot less stupid people in the world with me around.

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osbornep wrote...

I'd probably go with the Thorian and basically any Spectre, ever. Not convinced that the Spectres are an institution that's worth keeping around.

Pretty certain it's an institution to get rid of, along with the Council that made it. Somehow I doubt "celebrity with a license to kill" would work well in practice.

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Saren. I live in a very urban area, and there are plenty of more interesting people than me for Morinth to chase around. And lots of crime for the other hardcore NPCs to fuss over. But I wouldn't put leveling the block just for the hell of it past ME1 Saren; he does hate humans, after all.

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DeinonSlayer wrote...

osbornep wrote...

I'd probably go with the Thorian and basically any Spectre, ever. Not convinced that the Spectres are an institution that's worth keeping around.

Pretty certain it's an institution to get rid of, along with the Council that made it. Somehow I doubt "celebrity with a license to kill" would work well in practice.


I wouldn't mind having a license to kill.

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DeinonSlayer wrote...

osbornep wrote...

I'd probably go with the Thorian and basically any Spectre, ever. Not convinced that the Spectres are an institution that's worth keeping around.

Pretty certain it's an institution to get rid of, along with the Council that made it. Somehow I doubt "celebrity with a license to kill" would work well in practice.


This. The whole concept just strikes me as a really ****ty idea in real life. Unless you lived in a distopia of course. 

Also whats wrong with the council concept? That actually makes sense, and is a good idea. Is it because they're don't do everything "right"? If you expect ANY organization to be perfect then you're gonna have a nasty surprise. 

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MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

osbornep wrote...

I'd probably go with the Thorian and basically any Spectre, ever. Not convinced that the Spectres are an institution that's worth keeping around.

Pretty certain it's an institution to get rid of, along with the Council that made it. Somehow I doubt "celebrity with a license to kill" would work well in practice.

I wouldn't mind having a license to kill.

:mellow:

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I also vote for Harbinger. I don't need someone telling me he's my salvation through destruction. If he took over a cute body and I dated him then he'd creep me out by saying "I know you feel this" in bed. Then I would just move away.

Grunt would just ****** me off with the wild parties and stealing cop cars. I know I would end up getting shot by a stray bullet meant for him.

Garrus would be a crazed gun freak. But at least if someone was breaking into my house he'd kill them nice and clean.

Kai Leng seems like one of those guys that would compete with neighbors over stupid stuff like who has the best lawn or something. Heaven forbid if mines is better. He would then send me troll emails about how he'll beat me someday.

Modifié par Hazegurl, 31 décembre 2013 - 02:58 .


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Kai Leng. If I had him as neighbor I'd probably have to serve jail time sooner or later. Morinth would be meh, I know how to say no. Having Krogans as neighbors would be pretty messy, so not sure I want that either. Also Jedore. For Christ's sake, I'd pay double my rent to not have that calamity as my neighbor.

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ImperatorMortis wrote...

Also whats wrong with the council concept? That actually makes sense, and is a good idea. Is it because they're don't do everything "right"? If you expect ANY organization to be perfect then you're gonna have a nasty surprise.

They don't play by the rules they set for everyone else. You're expected to follow their rules, limit yourself to what they feel safe with (Treaty of Farixen). They're quick to pounce on anything that challenges their own power, but they'll cut you loose the second you ask them for help. What good is a mutual defense treaty when your mutual defenders refuse to defend you?

They did nothing in reaction to Krogan expansionism until an Asari colony was threatened. After the Quarians were nearly exterminated for trying to enforce Council law, the Council literally tossed them out the airlock and quietly exterminated the AI that they, themselves, were developing in secret. They couldn't be bothered to step up patrols of their own borders in reaction to Eden Prime "for fear of provoking the Terminus," but eighty years earlier they broke out the dreadnoughts to evict the Quarians from a world they tried to settle... in the Terminus. Plus there was the whole Thessian beacon thing.

I honestly believe it was the Council's intent to sit back and let the Heretics put us uppity humans back in our place without getting their own hands dirty. Take away the chrome and pretty words and they're just another group of self-righteous thugs.

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DeinonSlayer wrote...

ImperatorMortis wrote...

Also whats wrong with the council concept? That actually makes sense, and is a good idea. Is it because they're don't do everything "right"? If you expect ANY organization to be perfect then you're gonna have a nasty surprise.

They don't play by the rules they set for everyone else. You're expected to follow their rules, limit yourself to what they feel safe with (Treaty of Farixen). They're quick to pounce on anything that challenges their own power, but they'll cut you loose the second you ask them for help. What good is a mutual defense treaty when your mutual defenders refuse to defend you?

They did nothing in reaction to Krogan expansionism until an Asari colony was threatened. After the Quarians were nearly exterminated for trying to enforce Council law, the Council literally tossed them out the airlock and quietly exterminated the AI that they, themselves, were developing in secret. They couldn't be bothered to step up patrols of their own borders in reaction to Eden Prime "for fear of provoking the Terminus," but eighty years earlier they broke out the dreadnoughts to evict the Quarians from a world they tried to settle... in the Terminus. Plus there was the whole Thessian beacon thing.

I honestly believe it was the Council's intent to sit back and let the Heretics put us uppity humans back in our place without getting their own hands dirty. Take away the chrome and pretty words and they're just another group of self-righteous thugs.


Well this just sounds like the Council should be reformed, not gotten rid off. 

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DeinonSlayer wrote...

ImperatorMortis wrote...

Also whats wrong with the council concept? That actually makes sense, and is a good idea. Is it because they're don't do everything "right"? If you expect ANY organization to be perfect then you're gonna have a nasty surprise.

They don't play by the rules they set for everyone else. You're expected to follow their rules, limit yourself to what they feel safe with (Treaty of Farixen). They're quick to pounce on anything that challenges their own power, but they'll cut you loose the second you ask them for help. What good is a mutual defense treaty when your mutual defenders refuse to defend you?

They did nothing in reaction to Krogan expansionism until an Asari colony was threatened. After the Quarians were nearly exterminated for trying to enforce Council law, the Council literally tossed them out the airlock and quietly exterminated the AI that they, themselves, were developing in secret. They couldn't be bothered to step up patrols of their own borders in reaction to Eden Prime "for fear of provoking the Terminus," but eighty years earlier they broke out the dreadnoughts to evict the Quarians from a world they tried to settle... in the Terminus. Plus there was the whole Thessian beacon thing.

I honestly believe it was the Council's intent to sit back and let the Heretics put us uppity humans back in our place without getting their own hands dirty. Take away the chrome and pretty words and they're just another group of self-righteous thugs.


Add human meat shields against the batarians to that list ^
Devious little f**kers, the Council.

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Jack, because I value my life.

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DeinonSlayer wrote...

ImperatorMortis wrote...

Also whats wrong with the council concept? That actually makes sense, and is a good idea. Is it because they're don't do everything "right"? If you expect ANY organization to be perfect then you're gonna have a nasty surprise.

They don't play by the rules they set for everyone else. You're expected to follow their rules, limit yourself to what they feel safe with (Treaty of Farixen). They're quick to pounce on anything that challenges their own power, but they'll cut you loose the second you ask them for help. What good is a mutual defense treaty when your mutual defenders refuse to defend you?

They did nothing in reaction to Krogan expansionism until an Asari colony was threatened. After the Quarians were nearly exterminated for trying to enforce Council law, the Council literally tossed them out the airlock and quietly exterminated the AI that they, themselves, were developing in secret. They couldn't be bothered to step up patrols of their own borders in reaction to Eden Prime "for fear of provoking the Terminus," but eighty years earlier they broke out the dreadnoughts to evict the Quarians from a world they tried to settle... in the Terminus. Plus there was the whole Thessian beacon thing.

I honestly believe it was the Council's intent to sit back and let the Heretics put us uppity humans back in our place without getting their own hands dirty. Take away the chrome and pretty words and they're just another group of self-righteous thugs.


To be fair, a lot of governments nowadays would do similar things. It's just the way politics work. While I'm not naive to believe the council is the greatest thing since sliced bread or that they have everyone's best interests at heart in the MEU, they still serve a purpose. And don't get me wrong, I have no patience for politics in general. But no government entity is perfect.

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Darks1d3 wrote...

DeinonSlayer wrote...

ImperatorMortis wrote...

Also whats wrong with the council concept? That actually makes sense, and is a good idea. Is it because they're don't do everything "right"? If you expect ANY organization to be perfect then you're gonna have a nasty surprise.

They don't play by the rules they set for everyone else. You're expected to follow their rules, limit yourself to what they feel safe with (Treaty of Farixen). They're quick to pounce on anything that challenges their own power, but they'll cut you loose the second you ask them for help. What good is a mutual defense treaty when your mutual defenders refuse to defend you?

They did nothing in reaction to Krogan expansionism until an Asari colony was threatened. After the Quarians were nearly exterminated for trying to enforce Council law, the Council literally tossed them out the airlock and quietly exterminated the AI that they, themselves, were developing in secret. They couldn't be bothered to step up patrols of their own borders in reaction to Eden Prime "for fear of provoking the Terminus," but eighty years earlier they broke out the dreadnoughts to evict the Quarians from a world they tried to settle... in the Terminus. Plus there was the whole Thessian beacon thing.

I honestly believe it was the Council's intent to sit back and let the Heretics put us uppity humans back in our place without getting their own hands dirty. Take away the chrome and pretty words and they're just another group of self-righteous thugs.

To be fair, a lot of governments nowadays would do similar things. It's just the way politics work. While I'm not naive to believe the council is the greatest thing since sliced bread or that they have everyone's best interests at heart in the MEU, they still serve a purpose. And don't get me wrong, I have no patience for politics in general. But no government entity is perfect.

They have a job to do, but they're not doing it to any satisfactory degree of competency. Given the number of extinctions, near-extinctions and other calamities which have occurred on their watch or as a consequence of their actions (or inaction - I'd count their ******-poor prep for the Reapers against them too), I'd say the Council needs to go the way of the Articles of Confederation. Replace it with something more functional. Besides, just from the get-go I'd have a serious problem with any government with the sheer audacity to appoint the aforementioned "celebrities with a license to kill."

Strip it to the marrow and rebuild it from the ground up. None of this "Triumvirate on top, lesser species beg for scraps" BS. Post Reaper war is as good a time as any to do it.

Modifié par DeinonSlayer, 31 décembre 2013 - 03:39 .


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 It'd be easier to list the people I would want as neighbors. If I had to pick, though... Councilor Sparatus.

*Let dandelions grow in my yard* "How long before those weeds spread to other lawns?"

*Use weed killer on the dandelions* "Do you enjoy commiting herbicide?"