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[Augustei]

Orian Tabris wrote...
This post makes no sense, since I am pretty sure no one who posted earlier than M-ivelyE-ive0730 is Australian.

*cough* Ahem.

[Ghost Lightning]

Very. Everything that could have went wrong, did. It took twenty minutes just to lube up the crank shaft, and I was really bad at working the stick. I had to yank it back and forth over and over before realizing I wasn't properly working the clutch. But then once I figured that out, I kept throwing out premature shifts that definitely did a number on the tranny.

[Jarl Johnnie Walker]

The first time I drove. I was chillin with my uncle.
I like to call him my crazy uncle cause he's extremely sarcastic in the kinda way that makes you feel like you're still wetting the bed. And he has more sawg in his pinky than Charlie Sheen himself.
Anyways, he said that he was hungry and lets go to Walmart to get some stuff. He tossed me his keys. Now, I was only like 13 mind you. I was like, uhh..
"Don't worry," he said, "It's only about 10 miles away."
I was actually driving pretty good, from what I remember anyway.
And then we came to this red light on the highway. When I started to stop he said, "Oh don't worry, this light is always red. Just go."
I hesitated and proceeded to protest, "But--"
He cut me off and shouted really loud, "DAMN IT. GO."
Me somewhat startled just pushed on the gas, the four way was empty btw, and when I ran the red light he started laughing hysterically.

[HiddenInWar]

I practiced driving around an empty church parking lot for the first time a few months ago, it wasn't that bad. Had a lot of drift potential but that wouldn't have been responsible. But seeing myself on a highway? oy vey.

[Steelcan]

I hate driving, when I was just learning how to drive, like at 14 my dad made me drive up halfway to Virginia, went through several busy cities , and because we picked up furniture I couldn't use my rear view mirror, was about 9hrs round trip.

Hated driving ever since

[Eternal Phoenix]

No I wasn't nervous my first time.

I took full control of the situation. My maneuvering was precise and quick. I popped her "cherry" good and quick which left me covered in blood. The police arrested me for murder the next day but I managed to escape heralding my career as a professional hit man on the run.

[Secretlyapotato]

Yes especially the first time I drove on a freeway. But I got over it after a few days.

[DarkDragon777]

It was moist - inside the first car I drove.

[Naughty Bear]

I went power mad the moment I hit 50mph.

Modifié par Naughty Bear, 05 janvier 2014 - 06:22 .

[Kaiser Arian XVII]

My record is 80KMh in a highway... No, I don't have the license!
My weakness is the crowded streets and the Traffic...

[Phaffner]

I grew up on a ranch and learned to drive on an old 3-wheel John Deer tractor, was around 6 or 7 and dont remember ever being a bit nervous. When I finally got my drivers licence at the age of 16, I drove down to the state police office where the test was given at that time, and when the instructor asked me how I got there I simply told him the truth, that I drove down there.

[Orian Tabris]

XxDeonxX wrote...

Orian Tabris wrote...
This post makes no sense, since I am pretty sure no one who posted earlier than M-ivelyE-ive0730 is Australian.

*cough* Ahem.

Ah, well, regardless, it still doesn't make any sense since no one mentioned being Australian, and there was no quote in the post, thus it made no sense.

[Eternal Phoenix]

Since this thread has turned into the sex confession thread I want to say this:

"I just gave anal to a girl last night. It was great."



^

I actually did that afterwards. I'm in hospital now where they're reattaching my jaw and positioning my fingers back to their rightful places.

Modifié par Elton John is dead, 06 janvier 2014 - 10:56 .

[Oooh shiny]

MassivelyEffective0730 wrote...

Stupid Australians driving on the wrong side of the road.

This is America ****s!

Rude.

My first time was with a complete stranger and she made me drive around the block for an hour because she didn't trust me on the road.

I changed driving instructors.

[DeathScepter]

i love this thread

[Afro_Explosion]

I was very nervous mostly because my whole family was watching, cheering and judging my form.