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[NathanKlo]

How long would it take to get out of the armour in an emergency?

[Shad0wOGRE]

Poop vent or not, he better be house broken. If I step in Krogan poo he's going right out the airlock.

[-Zorph-]

My god, imagine the 'exhaust' that would come out of 'Said' poop vent!



Oh. My. God. Don't imagine it! The visual, they are burning my mind in pain!

[Yojimboo]

Litos456 wrote...

Yeah like the anti-poop vent aliens.

Sounds more like a cult to me.

Modifié par Yojimboo, 21 janvier 2010 - 02:17 .

[vertibird1]

OH MAH GAWD ALIENZ DO POOPZ

[ExarKun00720]

Are the SR2's toliets big enough for Grunt?

[Litos456]

I think he'd break them if he sat down on them...

[Shad0wOGRE]

ExarKun00720 wrote...

Are the SR2's toliets big enough for Grunt?

Just make him do his business on newspapers in an airlock then "flush" the airlock when he's done.

Oh that would be a good punishment for Captain Shepard (he's in command of a ship his proper honorific is Captain) to give naughty crew members who don't follow orders.

That bring up a question: why isn't Commander Shepard now Captain Shepard? I mean for Christ's sake he saved the galaxy, you'd think that would have gotten him a promo within the 2 months between the ending of ME1 and beginning of ME2.

[Litos456]

Hes not done saving the galaxy yet.

And he's a nobody until he gets himself a poop vent!

Modifié par Litos456, 21 janvier 2010 - 02:34 .

[Medhia Nox]

Do you think there are special "Quarian" and "Volus" bathrooms on the Citadel? I mean - unless they DO have poop vents on thier suits.



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I think Tali needs a poop vent now too!



Tali: Shepard, once I returned to the Migrant Fleet I had a poop vent installed into my suit. Now I no longer have to exit my suit evar...



Shepard: Tali, that's great. Can you retrofit my armor with a poop vent?



Tali: Of course Shepard, bend over.

[Litos456]

Wait, I don't get the conversation...



Also do Quarians poop?



And I bet the volus are master poopers rofl...

[Pocketgb]

Litos456 wrote...

Oh.

It still looks like a poop vent

that's so cute though rofl

Huh, it actually *is* a bit cute.

"I'm here to FIGHT"
"Baaaw wook at yo wittle taaaaail!"

[ExarKun00720]

Litos456 wrote...

Wait, I don't get the conversation...

Also do Quarians poop?

And I bet the volus are master poopers rofl...

Part of me doesn't wanna think of Quarian suite functions, I mean it has to all be rescyled somehow cause she never comes out unless on the flotilla, I mean I think even going to a bathroom for 5 mins could kill her if she got out of her suite.

[Litos456]

ExarKun00720 wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

Wait, I don't get the conversation...

Also do Quarians poop?

And I bet the volus are master poopers rofl...

Part of me doesn't wanna think of Quarian suite functions, I mean it has to all be rescyled somehow cause she never comes out unless on the flotilla, I mean I think even going to a bathroom for 5 mins could kill her if she got out of her suite.

Wait I... I... I have just made the greatest discovery in Mass Effect history...

WHY DO YOU THINK HER HIPS ARE SO HUGE

[shinobi602]

Shepard: "Grunt move up!.......GRUNT!!........GRU-...what the hell are you doing!!??"



Grunt: *constipation face while grunting*

[ExarKun00720]

Litos456 wrote...

ExarKun00720 wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

Wait, I don't get the conversation...

Also do Quarians poop?

And I bet the volus are master poopers rofl...

Part of me doesn't wanna think of Quarian suite functions, I mean it has to all be rescyled somehow cause she never comes out unless on the flotilla, I mean I think even going to a bathroom for 5 mins could kill her if she got out of her suite.

Wait I... I... I have just made the greatest discovery in Mass Effect history...

WHY DO YOU THINK HER HIPS ARE SO HUGE

Oh you just ruined the lives of a lot of Tali fans.

[merik3000]

Chris Priestly wrote...

That is indeed his tail. Subby loses 10 ME points for not knowing krogan biology.

I'm also a bit mistified at teh thread in general. I mean, everyone has "a poop vent". If this somehow confuses you, please send me 10 bucks and I shall send you a copy of the acclaimed kids book "Everykrogan poops".

Does it come with the Collectors edition of ME2??????:blink::O:O

[Aisynia]

This topic is so many kinds of win!



rofl!

[Schneidend]

How do perfectly reasonable threads about multiplayer get locked down, but insanity like this is allowed to flourish.



What is a forum? A miserable little pile of arbitrary and bizarre moderation. But enough talk, have at you!

[Aisynia]

Medhia Nox wrote...

Do you think there are special "Quarian" and "Volus" bathrooms on the Citadel? I mean - unless they DO have poop vents on thier suits.

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I think Tali needs a poop vent now too!

Tali: Shepard, once I returned to the Migrant Fleet I had a poop vent installed into my suit. Now I no longer have to exit my suit evar...

Shepard: Tali, that's great. Can you retrofit my armor with a poop vent?

Tali: Of course Shepard, bend over.

According to Ascension, Quarians already have poop vents

Schneidend wrote...

How do perfectly reasonable threads about multiplayer get locked down, but insanity like this is allowed to flourish.

What is a forum? A miserable little pile of arbitrary and bizarre moderation. But enough talk, have at you!

Laughing is good for us!

Modifié par Aisynia, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:36 .

[merik3000]

Schneidend wrote...

How do perfectly reasonable threads about multiplayer get locked down, but insanity like this is allowed to flourish.

What is a forum? A miserable little pile of arbitrary and bizarre moderation. But enough talk, have at you!

Well i guess someone doesn't want the acclaimed kids book "Everykrogan poops"

[Schneidend]

Medhia Nox wrote...

Shepard: Tali, that's great. Can you retrofit my armor with a poop vent?
 

Speaking of poop: I could so see this used in a YouTube Poop vid, especially "Tali, that's great." All you'd have to do is loop "Tali, that's great," over and over for like thirty seconds and you'd have comedy gold.

Aisynia wrote...

Laughing is good for us!

Laughing?! It steals men's souls, and makes them its slaves!

[merik3000]

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Schneidend wrote...

Aisynia wrote...

Laughing is good for us!

Laughing?! It steals men's souls, and makes them its slaves!

WHAT!!!:blink: Seriously?!?! Will never laugh again... (imagines a dancing gerbil singing a rap song) must not...laugh ...(a kung-fu lolcat joins in the rap whilst jumping round the scene)....:O:O:O:O:O:O:Ohahaha...damn goodbye soul :crying:

Modifié par merik3000, 21 janvier 2010 - 06:49 .

[Medhia Nox]

Aisynia -



I'm sure you don't get "The Vent" until you get back from your Pilgrimidge. You see, proper ventage is difficult to get your hands on in the Migrant Fleet - so you can't just go around wasting vents on minors.



I'm pretty sure they tell them to hold it until they get back.



Besides, you don't wanna scare the locals of whatever planet you're visiting.



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Local: What... what is that CAN coming out of your backside?



Tali: Oh, that's my poop canister.



Local: Your, what?!



Tali: You see, Quarians can't leave their suits so...



Local: No, no never mind. Here... take this doodad and these thinga-mabobs and go..



Tali: That's so nice...



Local: Just go...

[commander daniel shepard]

That made me LOL so hard!