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[AngryFrozenWater]

I was thinking about was someone said about Tali's hips and her love scene. After Shepard opens her mask does Tali jump on him or is she catching him. I mean the smell must go somewhere...

Modifié par AngryFrozenWater, 12 février 2010 - 11:04 .

[flem1]

This is the stupidest and funniest thread in forum history.

[Lucy Glitter]

Litos456 wrote...

Shepard: "Crap! We're running out of Element Zero resources and we can't get enough to get the Biotic Damage upgrade."
--short pause--
Shepard: "EVERYBODY POOP!"

[Innuendo7564]

well Grunt isnt very old, maybe those are his pj's with a butt flap, just incase

[Lucy Glitter]

Innuendo7564 wrote...

well Grunt isnt very old, maybe those are his pj's with a butt flap, just incase

It's where all that trash down where Zaeed lives is coming from.

"Release the poop!" *woosh!*

[VasQuipQuip]

I say this the last time it was posted. You have failed.

[Barker673]

In the first cutscene, Grunt's Poopvent must have elevated him 4 or 5 inches taller than Shepard - it had a lot of build up from the tank, fit to burst his poor little poop vent was.

[Ekyri]

made my day

[dea9]

VasQuipQuip wrote...

I say this the last time it was posted. You have failed.

No Sir you have failed.

[Punahedan]

Medhia Nox wrote...

Tali: Shepard, once I returned to the Migrant Fleet I had a poop vent installed into my suit. Now I no longer have to exit my suit evar...

Shepard: Tali, that's great. Can you retrofit my armor with a poop vent?

Tali: Of course Shepard, bend over.

Oh, man, this is hysterical.

What'chya gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo' trunk?
Dump it through the poopvent! :innocent:

[Dr. AwesomePants III]

I really hope this makes it to ME3 as some kind of easter egg, like two krogans are talking and one says: "Damn, my suit's poop vent has really been malfunctioning lately", or maybe being able to buy the book 'Every krogan poops' somewhere on the Citadel

[vhatever]

Quit necroing this stupid ass garbage.

[thegreateski]

Heheheheh . . .

[Caerellius]

vhatever wrote...
...ass garbage.

Yes, that is why poop vents are so central to krogan hardsuit design.

[xxSgt_Reed_24xx]

gay.

[deathbringer248]

this is funny as hell, but what if... (shepard): Is it aware? (EDI): i dont know sir. (shepard): (EDI! reroute the poop vent into the tank! (Mordin): sir!dump in tank. poking in eye.unsanitary. possible awareness! stasis! crapping on an aware immobile krogan! *inhale and eye narrow* priceless.

[XxCITIZENxX]

bump

[The Demonologist]

This thread is legendary.

[enigma1337]

I wonder if Grunt got a poopvent installed in his armor off screen after completing his rite of passage.



Think about it: Beforehand he's pacing back and forth in the cargo bay saying that "something is wrong" and he isn't quite sure what (being a Tankbred Krogan and all), but he just wants to kill some things. Afterwards, he still wants to kill things (part of being a Krogan), but he's less antsy about it and he feels better overall.



So, to those who put off doing (and heaven forbid not do) Grunt's Loyalty Quest, do keep in mind that Grunt might be holding it in for the whole duration.

[VasQuipQuip]

I'm getting sick of seeing this topic...

[Darth_Griffin]

it's amazing (and funny) how a thread about biological waste management can become so popular.

I FDSLMAO.

enigma1337 wrote...

I wonder if Grunt got a poopvent installed in his armor off screen after completing his rite of passage.

Think
about it: Beforehand he's pacing back and forth in the cargo bay saying
that "something is wrong" and he isn't quite sure what (being a
Tankbred Krogan and all), but he just wants to kill some things.
Afterwards, he still wants to kill things (part of being a Krogan), but
he's less antsy about it and he feels better overall.

So, to
those who put off doing (and heaven forbid not do) Grunt's Loyalty
Quest, do keep in mind that Grunt might be holding it in for the whole
duration.

so then, until a Krogan passes the rite they have to take their armor off when they need to poop? Passing the rite allows them the privilage of having a poopvent? O.o

Modifié par Darth_Griffin, 23 février 2010 - 09:37 .

[Selvec_Darkon]

Well done.

[flem1]

deathbringer248 wrote...

crapping on an aware immobile krogan! *inhale and eye narrow* priceless

:lol:

This thread continues to deliver.