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[TornadoADV]

I admit, this made me cry from the laughter. Well done everybody, I applaud you!

[enigma1337]

Darth_Griffin wrote...

it's amazing (and funny) how a thread about biological waste management can become so popular.

I FDSLMAO.

enigma1337 wrote...

I wonder if Grunt got a poopvent installed in his armor off screen after completing his rite of passage.

Think
about it: Beforehand he's pacing back and forth in the cargo bay saying
that "something is wrong" and he isn't quite sure what (being a
Tankbred Krogan and all), but he just wants to kill some things.
Afterwards, he still wants to kill things (part of being a Krogan), but
he's less antsy about it and he feels better overall.

So, to
those who put off doing (and heaven forbid not do) Grunt's Loyalty
Quest, do keep in mind that Grunt might be holding it in for the whole
duration.

so then, until a Krogan passes the rite they have to take their armor off when they need to poop? Passing the rite allows them the privilage of having a poopvent? O.o

Perhaps it isn't passing the rite per se that grants a given krogan a poopvent, but rather becoming a part of Clan Urdnot that does. Clans could well be divided on whether to stick extemely rigidly to tradition (require all armor to be poopventless) or to deviate when utility becomes a concern (require all krogan in clan to have poopvented armor) or somewhere in between.

This could explain why Urdnot is in dominance regardless of whether or not Wrex is alive since poopvented warriors would have less of a window of vulnerability than nonpoopvented ones.

See how even Krogan Clan politics cannot ignore the mighty influence of the poopvents!

[dtruth]

TornadoADV wrote...

I admit, this made me cry from the laughter. Well done everybody, I applaud you!

Same here, lol

[JaysonDane]

This just made up for all the trolling I just waded through on another topic. Thank-you!

[cancausecancer]

Chris Priestly wrote...

That is indeed his tail. Subby loses 10 ME points for not knowing krogan biology.

I'm also a bit mistified at teh thread in general. I mean, everyone has "a poop vent". If this somehow confuses you, please send me 10 bucks and I shall send you a copy of the acclaimed kids book "Everykrogan poops".

lol

[Darth_Griffin]

it's amazing how threads about how alien creatures dispose of their biological waste are always the funniest and most popular. Boggles the mind, it does.



on the other hand, POOP VENT!

[Mulluns]

Darth_Griffin wrote...

it's amazing how threads about how alien creatures dispose of their biological waste are always the funniest and most popular. Boggles the mind, it does.

on the other hand, POOP VENT!

I agree. Never would I have imagined that there would be a thread on the BioWare fourms about "Poop Vents". Either way, I laughed very hard in this thread. Poor Grunt... I think.

[AngryFrozenWater]

I guess we covered most of the crew in this thread... But how about Kasumi? Maybe we should start a thread for her (like "I support Kasumi's poop vent") and have an appropriate Kasumi poop vent image for sigs. You'll never know if the devs forgot her!

[Darth_Griffin]

well, as far as we know, Kasumi is a human. and therefore would have a regular human poop vent

[kingpenn_]

vhatever wrote...

ammit23 wrote...

vhatever wrote...

Well, Grunt is literally just a baby in Krogan standards, like a 2 year old.

So adults are missing something that babies have?

Yes, something called a diaper.

no it took 2 years to clone him but he is like 22 which is still really young by krogun life span

[Illusivestofmen]

wow what a large amount of replies for Grunt's poop vent...I'm pretty sure it's a tail but hey guy's prolly gotta poop somehow, he's a big boy.

[Gorn Kregore]

grunt's a big kid now

[Antioch0074]

This thread's hilarious

[TK Dude]

The Revanent wrote...

Grunt: "That's right take it all off all the way down to the poop vent." everyone stares at Grunt strangley Grunt: "What, you guys don't all have a poop vent? DAMMIT SHEPARD YOU LIED TO ME ABOUT THE POOP VENT!"

*Laughs* Family Guy refrence

[FuturePasTimeCE]

kingpenn wrote...

vhatever wrote...

ammit23 wrote...

vhatever wrote...

Well, Grunt is literally just a baby in Krogan standards, like a 2 year old.

So adults are missing something that babies have?

Yes, something called a diaper.

no it took 2 years to clone him but he is like 22 which is still really young by krogun life span

cloned him full grown? krogans live to be 1000 like the purple blooded Asari (are some with their blood green too with cross species mating?)? krogans are green blooded too, right? how come the salarians have shorter time spans than other species yet have green blood?

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 27 mai 2010 - 07:46 .

[Anwarddyn]

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

krogans live to be 1000 like the purple blooded Asari (are some with their blood green too with cross species mating?)? krogans are green blooded too, right? how come the salarians have shorter time spans than other species yet have green blood?

Just a stab in the dark.... maybe the blood color has nothing to do with it lol. Lots of species on earth have red blodd and different life spans.

[vvDRUCILLAvv]

Grunt has brown blood doesn't he? If you have to shoot him after he emerges from the tank he bleeds brown blood right?

[kondel]

YES, i'ts alive again!

I support poopvents for ME3.

[New Messages]

TheDove wrote...

No.

The combination of your avatar and your post made me LOL.

[Jestina]

I hope there is an auto-wiper on the poop vent.

[Litos456]

Oh my god haha I can't believe this got revived for a little (2 months ago). Who would venture down the pages of the forum so far?

Anyway, this thread was so funny back then... Oh and don't lock this by the way, bumping an old thread yeah, but not like it's a bad thread.

I actually still dearly and faintly hope this somehow makes an easter egg in ME3. That'd be so amazing. I have faith!

Cheers

[Noxx2010]

Ahhnn... ok.

[ObserverStatus]

[Count Viceroy]

die, again

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