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So, who else laughed? A thread for evil DA:O players!


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Joseph Silver

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This thread is intended to be the reverse of the "So, who else cried?" thread. During my first playthrough, I chose to sacrifice Isolde to reach the demon possessing Connor. After talking to the demon, my character agreed to let her go free to possess Connor at a later date in exchange for blood magic. A Faustian bargain that doesn't cost me anything? Mind control magic? *evil grin*

Your turn.

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AnniLau

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I kill Genitivi every time just for giggles..I love the look he gives you before he walks away.



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I can't commit though and end up reloading to play it nice.

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Sylrien

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...I love killing all three humans in the Dalish origin. And then being really, really mean to all the humans afterwards. Especially Duncan. I love how badass the player and Tamlen are in the beginning. So awesome.

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The Gay Warden

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The "So, who else cried" was my doing. O-o

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Lea-Anne

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I like to execute Alistair at the Landsmeet for giggles. Especially if I have a relationship with him his reaction makes me giggle.



In the mage Origin I also like coming on to Cullen and having him freak out and run off.



In Lothering I love intimidating the Chantry Mother with Morrigan in the party and with Alistair and Leliana. Her love of threatening the Chantry while everyone else gets pissed is awesome.

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The Gay Warden

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I love when you throw the knife in Genitivi's head. When I first saw that I was dying with laughter, but also a bit scared. He turned around, as if he were uneffected by the knife in his head. I thought he was going to say something like "You shouldn't have done that, child." and turn into a superboss.

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I laughed when I got to smack Isolde when I killed Connor.

And "Don't worry son, you'll see a sword up close real soon. I promise."
That line is classic.

Killing Genitivi is hilarious too Posted Image


We're evil people.

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Wissenschaft

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"Don't worry son, you'll see a sword up close real soon. I promise."

Best line in the game!  :devil:  

Modifié par Wissenschaft, 21 janvier 2010 - 08:01 .


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Convincing the Werewolves to kill the Dalish Elves.



And siding with the Reavers, not just killing Genetivi, but the whole thing. Oh, yes.



I find the big evils are easier than the small ones. I can side with Branka for the anvil, but telling the little kid in Lothering to get lost....that kinda hurts.



As a side note, there's one evil option i couldn't get. My City Elf is an evil little ****. She would have happily gone off with Vaughn and let him do whatever he wanted to her, maybe let some guards join in the fun, and left that idiot arranged husband at the altar. But no, he had to come in with his guards and wreak havoc. "You idiot!" she wanted to scream at him. "This is the Alienage! If you came in here with gold instead of blades, girls would have lined up!"

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Zavrian wrote...

Convincing the Werewolves to kill the Dalish Elves.

And siding with the Reavers, not just killing Genetivi, but the whole thing. Oh, yes.

I find the big evils are easier than the small ones. I can side with Branka for the anvil, but telling the little kid in Lothering to get lost....that kinda hurts.

As a side note, there's one evil option i couldn't get. My City Elf is an evil little ****. She would have happily gone off with Vaughn and let him do whatever he wanted to her, maybe let some guards join in the fun, and left that idiot arranged husband at the altar. But no, he had to come in with his guards and wreak havoc. "You idiot!" she wanted to scream at him. "This is the Alienage! If you came in here with gold instead of blades, girls would have lined up!"



lol i have to agree... my first City Elf female was all for Vaughan taking her off for some fun... but are we given that option... NooOooo. he is amongst the most handsome men in Ferelden (though some would question the definition of Man - used here its solely based on looks), and an Arl's son. 

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Zavrian wrote...
I find the big evils are easier than the small ones. I can side with Branka for the anvil, but telling the little kid in Lothering to get lost....that kinda hurts.

I don't know where they found the voice actor, but that voice is just cute. It made my heart burn when I was like :
"Have you seeein moy mouther?"
"She won't be coming..."
"Whoy naught?"
"Because she is DEAD!"
That's pure evil! :(

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To me, the absolute classic is in the werewolve's lair:

'The Presence beseeches you to fulfill your promise and crush the phylactery, to cast it into oblivion, finally releasing its soul from the nightmare of eternal solitude and imprisonment.'
"Naaaaaahh..." [You toss the phylactery into the corner.]

Not the exact wording, but something to that extent. Geez, it just doesn't get any more random :D

Modifié par Caladhiel, 21 janvier 2010 - 10:32 .


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Bhatair

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"So, I hear you're making a killing. So am I!" (Kill him)

Said to the merchant in Lothering after you drive off the chantry sister.
Hilarity ensues.

Modifié par Bhatair, 21 janvier 2010 - 11:40 .


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Skellimancer

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FINAL ROUND!

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ejoslin

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I always laugh when blackmailing Godwin. His reaction is so funny.

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Skellimancer

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dark-lauron wrote...

Zavrian wrote...
I find the big evils are easier than the small ones. I can side with Branka for the anvil, but telling the little kid in Lothering to get lost....that kinda hurts.

I don't know where they found the voice actor, but that voice is just cute. It made my heart burn when I was like :
"Have you seeein moy mouther?"
"She won't be coming..."
"Whoy naught?"
"Because she is DEAD!"
That's pure evil! :(


"AND SANTA ISN'T REAL!"

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Lea-Anne wrote...

In Lothering I love intimidating the Chantry Mother with Morrigan in the party and with Alistair and Leliana. Her love of threatening the Chantry while everyone else gets pissed is awesome.



HUGE +1 Posted Image

One of THE best moments in the game, especially for the awsome voice acting too :)

Modifié par Maviarab, 21 janvier 2010 - 11:46 .


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Lea-Anne wrote...

I like to execute Alistair at the Landsmeet for giggles.


Best action ever. He whines so much, if given the option I´d had him killed long before the ending.

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my fav was the wilds quest were u come across the dying solder im like we dont got time for this

and snap his neck



i prefer ruthless



alistor saids remind me never to get injurd around u



that was my fav

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FutileEnd

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I think the best thing was killing Genetivi, I'm thinking of recording it, and then just lopping that scene. Over and over and over...



SHWINK!



When did the Warden become a freaking ninja with that knife?

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I have an ...... amoral .... city elf rogue, who's done ......questionable things...



Like killing Wynne when she refuses to let Morrigan into the tower!



She started it!

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Gendis_Khan

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"Sleep" with the elf female in the camp of the Dalish elves, the one who the young elf is in love with. Then tell the news to the young elf and, in answer to his reproach: "What´s wrong? I am only tasting the local pleasures..." (or something like that -I play the game in spanish-). After that the poor fool go run like crazy into the forest to meet his own dead. Real fun.

Modifié par Gendis_Khan, 21 janvier 2010 - 02:42 .


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Malkavianqueen

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The killing lines are some of the funniest in the game! :D



My Dalish character has no problems randomly killing humans...Though she draws the line when it comes to elves!



I also like pickpocketing...Though I found out in this playthrough if you get caught too much in Denerim, giant waves of guards attack you randomly when you move to a different area. V__V

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Gendis_Khan wrote...

"Sleep" with the elf female in the camp of the Dalish elves, the one who the young elf is in love with. Then tell the news to the young elf and, in answer to his reproach: "What´s wrong? I am only tasting the local pleasures..." (or something like that -I play the game in spanish-). After that the poor fool go run like crazy into the forest to meet his own dead. Real fun.


Best part about Sleeping with Gheyna

"Wynne Approves +7"