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So, who else laughed? A thread for evil DA:O players!


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AnniLau

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Series5Ranger wrote...

Best part about Sleeping with Gheyna

"Wynne Approves +7"


Hey, no fair! She disapproved when my PC slept with Cammen.

Zevran liked it though. :D

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Convincing the Werewolves to kill the Dalish Elves.


I have to admit slaughtering the Dalish Elves was hilarious.  It was such a WTF sort of moment.

'Go talk to the Elves see if they will reverse the curse'

'We could do that...I mean we could....or we could just slaughter them all in an orgy of delicious violence.'

'Oh right I like that plan better'

I mean it was glorious.  Then when the Werewolves charge the camp sending elves flying all over the place...I shouldn't have enjoyed it but I did.

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I loved when I finally left the werewolves curse, when Swiftrunner and all other morph bakc to human form :

Swiftrunner : We're free, at last !

PC: Right. Too bad I have to kill you.

S: Wh-What ? But you just freed us, you can't do that !

PC: The curse is lifted.The elves are free. I don't need you anymore.



*Free muddy peasants slaughter*

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AnniLau wrote...

Series5Ranger wrote...

Best part about Sleeping with Gheyna

"Wynne Approves +7"


Hey, no fair! She disapproved when my PC slept with Cammen.

Zevran liked it though. :D


Well, just look at Cammen. That Zev approves speaks more to the twistiness of his mind than anything else. The Cammen/Gheyna quest and Brother Burkel in Orzammar are the two quests I generally skip. 

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Vaern Sul wrote...

I loved when I finally left the werewolves curse, when Swiftrunner and all other morph bakc to human form :
Swiftrunner : We're free, at last !
PC: Right. Too bad I have to kill you.
S: Wh-What ? But you just freed us, you can't do that !
PC: The curse is lifted.The elves are free. I don't need you anymore.

*Free muddy peasants slaughter*


That is what is so hilarious about some of the evil options...they are so freaking random.  Why would you do that?  Eh it seemed fun at the time.

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www.youtube.com/watch



The prison breaks are funny, but the 'shank dagger' compilation from 6:15 on really had me laughing.


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Erakleitos

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I was watching that just 2 minutes ago ;p too funny

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My favorite killing is the elf messenger in Ostagar. You get the sword from him through coercion then he says "What am I supposed to do"

My response is "I will kill you for stealing" and he just screams as I shank him. Too funny!

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Kitchen knife of deathiness!

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Gendis_Khan

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Series5Ranger wrote...

Gendis_Khan wrote...

"Sleep" with the elf female in the camp of the Dalish elves, the one who the young elf is in love with. Then tell the news to the young elf and, in answer to his reproach: "What´s wrong? I am only tasting the local pleasures..." (or something like that -I play the game in spanish-). After that the poor fool go run like crazy into the forest to meet his own dead. Real fun.


Best part about Sleeping with Gheyna

"Wynne Approves +7"


Amazing! I didn´t know it. So she has a dark side after all...

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My evil goes way back...
Killing Drizzt
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Killing Elminster
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Modifié par Skellimancer, 22 janvier 2010 - 12:53 .


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i cant kill allistar.. i just couldnt

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If you have the Werewolves as one of your armies, and you have the hunt-for-Nugs quest for Orzamaar not yet completed, AND you have some of the nugs on you, you can offer one to the Werewolf army rep. His reaction, like a dieter tempted with a favorite food, almost had me rolling on the floor.

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I always kill the prisoner in Ostagar, simply because of how hilariously pathetic the killing animation is.

The dagger's like a hunk of gray pixels seemingly attached to my open hand. I'm not even grabbing the damn thing. The funniest part is how I do it, though. Sliding my hand into somebody's gut never looked so painless. Not to mention my hysterically blank face when doing the deed.

Modifié par Caozen, 22 janvier 2010 - 12:56 .


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I have actually laughed a bit at some of the parts that were so excessively evil/callous. Such as killing Eamon's son then after all was said and done asking, "So...where's my reward?" Horrible, yet hilarious.

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TyroneTasty wrote...

I have actually laughed a bit at some of the parts that were so excessively evil/callous. Such as killing Eamon's son then after all was said and done asking, "So...where's my reward?" Horrible, yet hilarious.

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i laugh alot in dragon age mostly when somone says somthing along the lines of " You cant" YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I CAN!! then the song "slaughter your world" starts playing in the back ground remember you cant spell slaughter without laughter :D

Modifié par Zemore, 22 janvier 2010 - 02:18 .


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Skellimancer wrote...

My evil goes way back...
Killing Drizzt
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Killing Elminster
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Killing Drizzt was always a major win for me.

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Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Killing Drizzt was always a major win for me.


I was so pissed off when i found out one of his swords was for good alignment only.

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You keep his stuff? I sell it as the trashy overpowered stuff it is everytime. Its reason I killed drizzt in first place, he doesnt deserve any other thought.

Its shame Dragon age doesnt have some high level hero running around i can slaughter. It gives evil games a purpose beyond petty evils. "I hear your making a killing, so am i"
Stupid evil that kills a merchant, last thing on a greedy mind is to take that option. Merchants mean money, money is evil. Merchants are gods.

Blood ritual with Isolde was nice for my blood magi thus far.

I always kill everything from Ostagar til Lothering even playing as a hero, why? I consider the grey warden change to cause some side effects. (Ok. seriously the real reason, the cutscenes are so amusing in these areas).

Modifié par SinYang, 22 janvier 2010 - 03:44 .


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Skellimancer wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Killing Drizzt was always a major win for me.


I was so pissed off when i found out one of his swords was for good alignment only.



I usually just sold em off or gave them to someone in the party. I could never use the damned things, playing a rogue. Was funny when I ran into him with his lame ass band in BG2, I attacked them as well. My rogue was thiking WTF...I know I killed this idiot back on the coast somewhere...

Evil in game moments that make me laugh: being a dwarf noble. Enjoying pointless violence for my amusement, murder knifing the "little people" because I'm bored, and can get away with it, because I'm the king's daughter!

Murder knifing in general, however, kicked ass. Shame you couldn't do it more, especially with Chantry sisters. Punching Isolde is also one of those moments you just have to save and reload to savor the experience over and over again.

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<3 wonderful evil people!

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SinYang wrote...
"I hear your making a killing, so am i"
Stupid evil that kills a merchant, last thing on a greedy mind is to take that option. Merchants mean money, money is evil. Merchants are gods.


LOL

Yeah that was me on my first "evil" play through, though probably callous jerk is a better description. I was just dying to do some evil stuff and the first chance I got I went for it - and how could resist that ridiculous line? Then, of course, I felt dumb. The merchant inside the bar is happy about you killing him, which is a nice touch, I wonder if he gives a discount for it? Meh.

There's something so satisfying about playing an evil character sometimes. You arrive at solutions so much quicker a lot of the time. Or at the least people tend to talk your ear off less when you are telling them to shove it.

Modifié par TyroneTasty, 22 janvier 2010 - 03:46 .


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More money, more power, unlimited rice pudding.



I laughed alot when Alistair shouts "are you insane?" and those options you get. Its fun til you kill party members like Zevran, from my magi's pov, he ambushed him personally, theres only one answer to that, death with no remorse over it at all.



Unlike Wynne, for time being she lives. magi dont kill magi for goody templars morrigan knows nothing. If she asks about him being a bloodmage then Wynne wont make it anyway. Nothing against morrigan but she wouldnt have made it past lothering with her attitude towards my insane magi.



Fronts, deceptions, no feeling is my brand of evil. He was the hero of redcliffe yet everyone else died

by his hand. Cant say its that fun but change of pace from a neutral rogue or impulsive good not something i explored much in other games unless. So is fairly new to me, more like GTA.


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Skellimancer wrote...

Skadi_the_Evil_Elf wrote...
Killing Drizzt was always a major win for me.


I was so pissed off when i found out one of his swords was for good alignment only.


Meeeh, "good" swords usually pale in comparision in front of "evil" ones.
I mean, which sounds scarier? Sword of truthiness? Or Sword of terror?

Modifié par KnightofPhoenix, 22 janvier 2010 - 04:51 .