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[RedArmyShogun]

[spirosz]

So Qistina, the elves are Aen Elle elves?

Modifié par spirosz, 27 janvier 2014 - 03:33 .

[BouncyFrag]

I posted this the other day in the MEME thread. A while back I threw this together after seeing this MEME wondering if you could import your Mass Effect 3 save file to DA: Inquisition, and no, I don't have a clue as to what possesed me to create this:



                   



         

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 27 janvier 2014 - 03:34 .

[wsandista]

The Inquisitor is pelted by gamma rays and transforms into a large green monster.

[Volus Warlord]

The Fade Tear is caused by the Maker breaking wind.

[TheKomandorShepard]

inquisitor defeats guy/girl/whatever was screwing with veil and solve problem villian is stupid douche forcibly and badly pushed into grey and grey morality just for drama after inquisitor failed in 90 % things he was doing we know that he didn't solved sh*** and everything is crap as it was before inquisitor leaves ending with nothing and in place that he was before game oh and did i  forgot about attempt making grey and grey morality for every faction but ending it as black vs black morality (as well badly done)?

Oh and every companion will have tragic backstory and we will have to hear their bi*** unable to call them hypocrites or as*** ah and there will be 1 qun supporter and religious guy we won't able argue with them and they will always have last word and everyone is bi!       

[Maria Caliban]

ElementalFury106 wrote...

Yo you guys can do better than that. Let's hear some really obscene material!

They embraced, hungry for one another, and then toppled into the waiting bed. The Inquisitor unlaced Cullen's breaches with ease, freeing his engorged [caramel mocha frapaccino]. Cullen moaned as the Inquisitors lips wrapped around his hot [Philsberry toaster strudel].

"Maker!" he cried out. "Don't stop!"

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 27 janvier 2014 - 03:38 .

[Br3admax]

The Hierophant wrote...

Qistina, i love you.

I'm always smiling when I'm reading her posts, too. 

[ElementalFury106]

Keep em comin'!

Qistina please write your own codex

[Br3admax]

Qistina wrote...

Flemeth was one of the ancient aliens that survive. She was The Maker's lover. The reason why she can shape shifting because she is ancient alien reptilian shape shifter. She was Andraste, but Andraste history have been so much altered to cover her true identity.

Unlike other ancient aliens, she don't like much about politics, but she will intervene if she feel she need to. That is why she helped the Warden and involving herself in recent problems. She know that the Old Gods is conspiring to take over the world and unleash all the demons and spirits who is actually aliens. There will be alien invasion on Thedas

Morrigan is also alien reptilian shape shifter, unlike flemeth, Morrigan have her own agenda. Who know what it is in her head. But we know that she want her own ancient alien and human hybrid for herself, but not just common hybrid, a powerful one. Maybe she have plan to change the scenario as the whole.

Moar. I need Moar. 

[Ravensword]

sandalisthemaker wrote...

Qistina wrote...

The Elves are actually their first attempt to make human-alien hybrid. The city of Arlathan was a secret base in producing these hybrids. But they have to destroy Arlathan by sinking it underground and then let their new creature evolved and merged with the world naturally.

The one who planted Brecilian Forest was not the Elves but they mistaken as Elves because they look alike. The one who did it was ancient aliens, the forest is the experiment, it is like a natural laboratory for them to watch the progress of the Elves. But something happened during their experimentation, maybe there are some conflicts among the aliens themselves in which led to war, and destroy everything.

The Tevinters who the first contacting the ancient aliens, they who made pact with these aliens known as "demons". By the pact, Tevinter got their power to rule the world, the aliens grant them the power, but with a price. They need to occasionally sacrificing peoples for the aliens, and they did

Turn out to be there is some politic among the aliens themselves, one part of the aliens tribe don't agree with the other tribe way. They both ruthless but this one particular tribe have a little sense of "compassion". They who being known as The Maker and the Spirits. The Inquisition are the ones who worship this tribe of aliens. They who fought the Tevinter Imperium, in which lead to the curse of the Magisters who later become darkspawns. The Old Gods Tevinter worship being cast down imprisoned.

Later, Grey Warden was established, they was created by the Inquisition, secretly. But no one knows because there is so much cover up in the history.

The Maker and the Old Gods are the ancient aliens of two opposing side. They are reptilians...

Qistina this is why I love you.

You should know that Qistina probably believes this IRL.

[sandalisthemaker]

Qistina wrote...

The Qunari are hybrids, but they have lost. The aliens abandon them, they are considered as a failed project. They are too ugly to become a master race in Thedas. So later the Qunari make their own society with their own belief and social system. The defect in Qunari genetic is they have the reptilian brain too large making them always feel want to dominate others. But because of their large brain they manage to become superior in technology.

The Elves was created to become a worker, slave among the aliens. But they turn out to be having too much affinity with magic, that is why the aliens don't like them and want to destroy them. They fear this hybrid can challenge their power. So they conspire through the Tevinter and the Chantry to oppress their own creation to the fullest.

So now the world is in the state where the aliens not predicted, not like what they have planned. the Watchers in which The Inquisition must take action to set things as according to what these aliens intended to.

What about the Dwarves? They was actually the original population of Thedas, they know more than everyone. Human was the new comer from the stars, aliens. But not the same aliens as the reptilians. Human are star children. That is why human too have affinity to magic. But all human have forgot their own history, got mess up by the reptilians.

+100

[Ravensword]

Oh, Qistina. You so crazy.

[spirosz]

The Mad Hanar wrote...

Qistina's imagination kicks my imagination's ass.

[Iron Fist]

Qistina reminds me of an ex-girlfriend. Everything's a reptile. 

Modifié par MevenSelas, 27 janvier 2014 - 03:46 .

[Br3admax]

Qistina wrote...

The Qunari are hybrids, but they have lost. The aliens abandon them, they are considered as a failed project. They are too ugly to become a master race in Thedas. So later the Qunari make their own society with their own belief and social system. The defect in Qunari genetic is they have the reptilian brain too large making them always feel want to dominate others. But because of their large brain they manage to become superior in technology.

The Elves was created to become a worker, slave among the aliens. But they turn out to be having too much affinity with magic, that is why the aliens don't like them and want to destroy them. They fear this hybrid can challenge their power. So they conspire through the Tevinter and the Chantry to oppress their own creation to the fullest.

So now the world is in the state where the aliens not predicted, not like what they have planned. the Watchers in which The Inquisition must take action to set things as according to what these aliens intended to.

What about the Dwarves? They was actually the original population of Thedas, they know more than everyone. Human was the new comer from the stars, aliens. But not the same aliens as the reptilians. Human are star children. That is why human too have affinity to magic. But all human have forgot their own history, got mess up by the reptilians.

Just like in our own world, amirite? 

[superdeathdealer14]

Qistina wrote...

The Qunari are hybrids, but they have lost. The aliens abandon them, they are considered as a failed project. They are too ugly to become a master race in Thedas. So later the Qunari make their own society with their own belief and social system. The defect in Qunari genetic is they have the reptilian brain too large making them always feel want to dominate others. But because of their large brain they manage to become superior in technology.

The Elves was created to become a worker, slave among the aliens. But they turn out to be having too much affinity with magic, that is why the aliens don't like them and want to destroy them. They fear this hybrid can challenge their power. So they conspire through the Tevinter and the Chantry to oppress their own creation to the fullest.

So now the world is in the state where the aliens not predicted, not like what they have planned. the Watchers in which The Inquisition must take action to set things as according to what these aliens intended to.

What about the Dwarves? They was actually the original population of Thedas, they know more than everyone. Human was the new comer from the stars, aliens. But not the same aliens as the reptilians. Human are star children. That is why human too have affinity to magic. But all human have forgot their own history, got mess up by the reptilians.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

TipsLeFedora wrote...
Btw, have you met Kaiser Arian?

Don't even think about it, Tips. Fiddles will be so angry if Qistina tries to make a move on her man.

[The Hierophant]

Br3ad wrote...

The Hierophant wrote...

Qistina, i love you.

I'm always smiling when I'm reading her posts, too.

Agreed.

Qistina has won this thread 10x over. This wasn't even a competition, it's a murderstomp.

[Enigmatick]

Sometimes imagination becomes reality.
Shrek is life, Shrek is love.

Modifié par Enigmatick, 27 janvier 2014 - 04:28 .