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Durpmeister1

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I truly don't dislike any of the lines that they give paragorn
shepard, but I really think that they should give paragorn shepard some
more options to be witty, I'm really dissapointed that as a paragorn shepard, that I have to miss half the experience becuase apparently cracking a joke is considered "evil". I mean, just because we're good, doesn't mean
that we can't make a wisecrack every now and then, right?:D Anyway, I just wanted to see what you guys thought about it..

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I agree but at least when you a paragon you're not acting like an adolescent racist person on steroids when playing renegade :P I hope the renegade this time around is more like dirty harry instead of just an angry person who is rude to everyone and likes pushing people against the wall with a gun pointed in their face <_<. I'd love to be able to be witty to someone like the collectors or reapers :D:P:lol:

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Sorry, but goody two shoes don't get any witty one liners.

I'm sure arnie could save a kitty from a tree and pull off a "Stick around" or "Let off some steam."

But, Shepard aint no arnie, so it's not like he got any witty one liners either way.

Modifié par Crawling_Chaos, 21 janvier 2010 - 04:12 .


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Mystranna Kelteel

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They didn't make the renegade lines funny, why would they imbalance it by making paragon funny?

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Well, then just maintain more Paragon then renegade points. You won't be able to get max in both - without cheating - but the experience will be there, I suppose.

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PARAGON. Not PARAGORN.



There's no Ring in ME2.

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merik3000

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(Shepard with red eyes from renegade points using Arnies voice to female part members) "Come with me for the good lovin" :P

Or ironically due to his mission being a suicide mission "Come with me if you want to put your life in jeapordy" :P

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I'd love it if Shepard said "Come with me if you want to put your life in jeopardy."



But, seriously, there were a few lines that allowed Shepard to be humorous. Not many, but they were there. Judging by the conversations we've seen, the writing's going to allow for a lot more glibness in ME2.

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Unless English is your second language, there's no excuse for misspelling "paragon". Bah!
I agree with you, though. In ME1 the funniest lines were pretty much all Renegade. I'd like it if there were two different types of humour - maybe Paragon humour could be dry wit, and Renegade humour could be black humour or sardonicism?

Modifié par Gill Kaiser, 21 janvier 2010 - 04:24 .


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I think that need to just improve the things that Shepard says when choosing the paragon path in general. I mean when your being airlifted out after saving Liara and call Joker, you say "on the double mister!" in a voice like a little 5th grader. No matter how good you are if you need to get out of a collapsing mountain while being attacked I think you would be all like "Holy Sh*t!! Taking heavy fire! GET US THE H*LL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Fro_McJoe wrote...

I think that need to just improve the things that Shepard says when choosing the paragon path in general. I mean when your being airlifted out after saving Liara and call Joker, you say "on the double mister!" in a voice like a little 5th grader. No matter how good you are if you need to get out of a collapsing mountain while being attacked I think you would be all like "Holy Sh*t!! Taking heavy fire! GET US THE H*LL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!"


A real ME1 paragon would say "Could you please come and pick us up as some un-socialable and disadvantaged synthetics are angry with us and I'm terribly ashamed to say that where we are standing also happens to be undergoing a rather large seismic event so if you could just hurry along and pick us up it would be most appreciated that is of course if it's no trouble for you." :D:P

Modifié par merik3000, 21 janvier 2010 - 04:33 .


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I want more shooting people you get tired of. I hope those LT interrupts have gun shots. you get a lot of attention when you start shooting people. Think Pulp Fiction:



"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?!?"

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Hoping for the English gentleman's path in ME3 :P
Just imagine it: "Terribly sorry to bother you gentleman but I'm afraid due to your hostile actions towards my party and myself I will now have to proceed to shoot you in the face until your dead, sorry for the inconvenience.":P

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merik3000 wrote...

Hoping for the English gentleman's path in ME3 :P
Just imagine it: "Terribly sorry to bother you gentleman but I'm afraid due to your hostile actions towards my party and myself I will now have to proceed to shoot you in the face until your dead, sorry for the inconvenience.":P


Then here comes blasto.

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annihilator27 wrote...

merik3000 wrote...

Hoping for the English gentleman's path in ME3 :P
Just imagine it: "Terribly sorry to bother you gentleman but I'm afraid due to your hostile actions towards my party and myself I will now have to proceed to shoot you in the face until your dead, sorry for the inconvenience.":P


Then here comes blasto.


Strange you say that as when I wrote that I had blasto in mind :D

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I think Ren Shepard should get the option to kill Subject Zero, that way when he gets back to the crew and they ask him what happened he would be able to reply "Subject Zero is now just plain Zero".

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Gandalf-the-Fabulous wrote...

I think Ren Shepard should get the option to kill Subject Zero, that way when he gets back to the crew and they ask him what happened he would be able to reply "Subject Zero is now just plain Zero".


You've been spending too much time with Wrex and krogans in general :P

Modifié par merik3000, 21 janvier 2010 - 04:59 .


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merik3000 wrote...

annihilator27 wrote...

merik3000 wrote...

Hoping for the English gentleman's path in ME3 :P
Just imagine it: "Terribly sorry to bother you gentleman but I'm afraid due to your hostile actions towards my party and myself I will now have to proceed to shoot you in the face until your dead, sorry for the inconvenience.":P


Then here comes blasto.


Strange you say that as when I wrote that I had blasto in mind :D


Sorry but you will have to tell me who Blasto is, I saw his name all over the old forum and I know it is a joke but I dont know what it is a reference to.

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He's the mercenary Hanar who quad-wields pistols in his tentacles.

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He's a hanaar commando squad-mate (not a real squadmate more like a joke someone made) ppl have petitioned to include him as an easter egg in ME2 or 3 :lol:
His favorite line is "ENKINDLE THIS!!!" :P

Modifié par merik3000, 21 janvier 2010 - 05:02 .


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Paragorn. I need Commander Sheperd V.S. Gorn in ME3. I demand it.

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Turtles All The Way Down wrote...

Paragorn. I need Commander Sheperd V.S. Gorn in ME3. I demand it.

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Who is Gorn?

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The only wisecrack worth mentioning?



What exactly is paragoRn? Paragon i can understand but this, ha, completely baffles me.

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Paragorn is a funky pre-order bonus item that makes everyone nicer :innocent:
It was forged in the hot fiery mountains of Mt.Wherethereaperslive and was so powerful it made a reaper into a community worker who helps disadvantaged hanaar youths :P

Modifié par merik3000, 21 janvier 2010 - 05:55 .


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Caribou goooooorrn.