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[Fast Jimmy]

>Morrowind
>Plays as pure thief character
>lockpicks big temple in Vivec City
>Gets face rolled by Vivec god
>Rage quits ever playing thief character again

[Fiddles dee dee]

CrustyBot wrote...

>Skyrim
>Roleplay as Fiddles
>Do the "A Night To Remember" quest
>Log out without saving
>Reload and do the quest over again
>Rinse and repeat every few days

That's not RP-ing, that's just straight copying my life!

[Pint]

Fiddles dee dee wrote...

CrustyBot wrote...

>Skyrim
>Roleplay as Fiddles
>Do the "A Night To Remember" quest
>Log out without saving
>Reload and do the quest over again
>Rinse and repeat every few days

That's not RP-ing, that's just straight copying my life!

But can you blame Crusty?


>play Battlefield 4
>realize my tour is over
>play a different game

Modifié par Inconsistent Seas, 30 janvier 2014 - 11:17 .

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

>Skyrim
>Play as Tips
>Proposition NPCs
>Livestream on Twitch
>Cook lasagne
>No Amulet of Mara
>Breakdown on rejection
>Kick trashcan

[Rusty Sandusky]

 >Play any game as 3PAC
>Don't give a hoot

[Fiddles dee dee]

Inconsistent Seas wrote...

Fiddles dee dee wrote...

CrustyBot wrote...

>Skyrim
>Roleplay as Fiddles
>Do the "A Night To Remember" quest
>Log out without saving
>Reload and do the quest over again
>Rinse and repeat every few days

That's not RP-ing, that's just straight copying my life!

But can you blame Crusty?

Of course I can blame him, Sam is always asleep next to a frightened looking chicken in a blacksmithy or passed out halfway between two pubs or worshipping Dibella when he should be worshipping Sanguine; I forget which though...

[superdeathdealer14]

>Play Skyrim
>Took an arrow to the knee
>Made myself a guard

[FeralEwok]

>Play Star Wars Galaxies
>Play Stormtrooper
>Stand at Mos Eisley spaceport all day
>Tell everyone to "move along"

[superdeathdealer14]

>Plays Star Wars Battlefront 2 multiplayer
>Joins match with Stormtroopers vs droids
>Yells into mic "These are not the droids you're looking for"

[MassivelyEffective0730]

>Play Skyrim
>Get Stabbed
>Tell People That It's Only A Flesh Wound.

[MassivelyEffective0730]

Inconsistent Seas wrote...

>play Battlefield 4
>realize my tour is over
>play a different game

Oh this reminds me so much of my life...

>Play MW2
>Do intro tutorial in Afghanistan with Rangers
>Turn off game after mission ends
>Do the same thing again for 250 days. Every 64th day, do the first actual combat mission in Afghanistan. Turn off game after the first building is blown up.

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

>Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
>Character has restless leg syndrome
>Complete the game in record time

[philippe willaume]

> play High fantasy setting using legendes celtique (french p&p rpg)
> play 3 warrior mages
> get on ship during intro (first thing you do)
> Spoil the DM attempt to sink the ship by any magical or physical tricks the trio have
> MD resort to "you did not see it coming and the ship sink
> End the intro after 6 hours of game play and proceed with "the hunt of count Zaroff" scenario type
> Slightly miffed MD ask players why the hell they did not want the ship to sink
> Chorus players answer "my char can't swim"

Modifié par philippe willaume, 30 janvier 2014 - 01:35 .

[Fast Jimmy]

TipsLeFedora wrote...

>Play skyrim as recon
>Try and f*ck a horse.

There's a "Horse Armor DLC" joke in there somewhere.

[Fast Jimmy]

Qistina wrote...

> Skyrim
> play as unfortunate wanderer
> going to Markath, involve in Forsworn conspiracy
> got framed of murder in the Temple
> got arrest and going into Chidna Mine
> the guard said "no one escape Chidna mine"
> the only woman prisoner in Chidna mine
> just imagine what happen next....

She makes everyone a sammich?

[Orian Tabris]

- Fallout: New Vegas
- Play with Four Eyes trait and 2 Perception
- Can't find glasses in Doc Mitchell's house
- Wander the Mojave looking for glasses
- Attempt to pat a kitten
- Death by Deathclaw

[superdeathdealer14]

>Play Dragon Age: Origins
>Roleplay as superdeathdealer14
>Becomes Morrigan's lapdog, showering her with gifts and catering to all her needs.

[Fast Jimmy]

>Plays Monopoly
>Hasn't lost a game with RL people in over a decade
>Loses to video game version, due to being unable to con/persuade them to make faulty trades
>Weeps for humanity

[Fast Jimmy]

>Plays BSN
>Doesn't know what ITT stands for
>Still follows for at correctly without knowing why

[A Crusty Knight Of Colour]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

>Plays BSN
>Doesn't know what ITT stands for
>Still follows for at correctly without knowing why

It's because BSN scales to your level. Casuals.

[superdeathdealer14]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

>Plays BSN
>Doesn't know what ITT stands for
>Still follows for at correctly without knowing why

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