What do you think is the most poorly written scene in the ME series?
#576
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:38
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
#577
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:43
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Looking at individual lines, Shotgun Julia already covered the "Asari can mate with each other?" one. I guess a close second is at the end of Freedom's Progress in ME2.
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
If I remember correctly the, "the Asari can mate with each other," line is entirely optionaly and thus should not be included; the same is with the Collector line.
#578
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:46
ImaginaryMatter wrote...
If I remember correctly the, "the Asari can mate with each other," line is entirely optionaly and thus should not be included; the same is with the Collector line.
Being optional doesn't matter. It's a line in the game.
#579
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:52
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Looking at individual lines, Shotgun Julia already covered the "Asari can mate with each other?" one. I guess a close second is at the end of Freedom's Progress in ME2.
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
To be completely fair, the term Collector doesn't really imply anything. Going by the fuzzy footage, they could have been a very flamboyantly dressed mercenary gang.
#580
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:56
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
Well, I mean...

I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin.
#581
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:56
You can just feel any hope Kirrahe had in his newly arrived backup vanish instantly.
It's even better if you already had this conversation with Wrex aboard the Normandy.
#582
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:58
A fact for which I am very grateful. The only time I used those lines was when roleplaying a particularly dimwitted Shepard.ImaginaryMatter wrote...
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Looking at individual lines, Shotgun Julia already covered the "Asari can mate with each other?" one. I guess a close second is at the end of Freedom's Progress in ME2.
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
If I remember correctly the, "the Asari can mate with each other," line is entirely optionaly and thus should not be included; the same is with the Collector line.
@CronoDragoon
Yep, you're all set. Be at the mall in-costume at 2:00PM sharp. Last chance to practice choreography is behind the Hooters on 64th street at 11AM.
Modifié par DeinonSlayer, 16 février 2014 - 06:03 .
#583
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:01
CronoDragoon wrote...
ImaginaryMatter wrote...
If I remember correctly the, "the Asari can mate with each other," line is entirely optionaly and thus should not be included; the same is with the Collector line.
Being optional doesn't matter. It's a line in the game.
What I mean is that it's their in case people are actually confused about Asari reproduction. I'm sure a select number of people found Asari reproduction confusing.
#584
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:05
DeinonSlayer wrote...
@CronoDragoon
Yep, you're all set. Be at the mall in-costume at 2:00PM sharp. Last chance to practice choreography is behind the Hooters on 64th street at 11AM.
Can I go as well?
#585
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:09
We've still got some open slots.ruggly wrote...
Can I go as well?DeinonSlayer wrote...
@CronoDragoon
Yep, you're all set. Be at the mall in-costume at 2:00PM sharp. Last chance to practice choreography is behind the Hooters on 64th street at 11AM.
#586
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:50
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Looking at individual lines, Shotgun Julia already covered the "Asari can mate with each other?" one. I guess a close second is at the end of Freedom's Progress in ME2.
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
I always choose that line. Shepard obviously isn't asking whether or not they're aliens, just establishing that he hasn't heard of them, as opposed to every other alien species worth knowing about.
#587
Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:05
Shepard: "You mean her other mother?"
Athyta: "No, I didn't pop her out."
Shepard: "Sorry, in human terms you'd be her other mother."
and then Athyta rightly calls you out for being a jackass.
#588
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Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:39
Guest_Jesus Christ_*
DeinonSlayer wrote...
We've still got some open slots.ruggly wrote...
Can I go as well?DeinonSlayer wrote...
@CronoDragoon
Yep, you're all set. Be at the mall in-costume at 2:00PM sharp. Last chance to practice choreography is behind the Hooters on 64th street at 11AM.
Got room for one more?

My costume is ready
#589
Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:50
knucks360 wrote...
DeinonSlayer wrote...
We've still got some open slots.ruggly wrote...
Can I go as well?DeinonSlayer wrote...
@CronoDragoon
Yep, you're all set. Be at the mall in-costume at 2:00PM sharp. Last chance to practice choreography is behind the Hooters on 64th street at 11AM.
Got room for one more?
My costume is ready
I've totally been developing my muscles and my bricklike emotional state for this one moment.
#590
Posté 16 février 2014 - 08:18
HYR 2.0 wrote...
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Looking at individual lines, Shotgun Julia already covered the "Asari can mate with each other?" one. I guess a close second is at the end of Freedom's Progress in ME2.
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
I always choose that line. Shepard obviously isn't asking whether or not they're aliens, just establishing that he hasn't heard of them, as opposed to every other alien species worth knowing about.
But, it's inconsistent! Therefore plot hole!
This particular observation did make me laugh, though. I mean, it makes sense to observe that... it's just.... you know?
Not to pick on anyone.
Modifié par Alocormin, 16 février 2014 - 08:24 .
#591
Posté 16 février 2014 - 08:24
Alocormin wrote...
HYR 2.0 wrote...
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Looking at individual lines, Shotgun Julia already covered the "Asari can mate with each other?" one. I guess a close second is at the end of Freedom's Progress in ME2.
Shepard: *looking at footage of what are obviously aliens* "What's a Collector? Is that some kind of alien?"
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
I always choose that line. Shepard obviously isn't asking whether or not they're aliens, just establishing that he hasn't heard of them, as opposed to every other alien species worth knowing about.
But, it's inconsistent! Therefore plot hole!![]()
This particular observation did make me laugh, though. I mean, it makes sense to observe that... it's just.... you know...
I guess he could have been asking if they're aliens, or simply humans who like to collect alien bodies... and play dress up?
---edit
just incase I have to point this out I used the term collect to reference the collectors. I shouldn't have to point this out, but you never know.
Modifié par Invisible Man, 16 février 2014 - 08:27 .
#592
Posté 16 février 2014 - 04:46
Who were the protheans?
Why are these beacons so important?
Why do elcor describe what they're about to say?
Why do you refer to yourself as "this one" and "it", hanar?
What do you know about the geth?
What's a quarian pilgrimage?
Asari can mate with anyone?
Asari can mate with each other?
What were the rachni wars?
What were the krogan rebellions?
What's the genophage?
What's the genophage again, Kirahee?
Modifié par congokong, 16 février 2014 - 04:48 .
#593
Posté 16 février 2014 - 05:33
#594
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:33
Off the top of my head the worst offender in the ME series is the whole entire introduction to ME3. All the dialogue from the moment we see that little boy playing with his toy ship up until the moment Shepard leaves earth on the Normandy is especially painful. My least favourite part of ME3 ( and the whole entire series ) by far.
#595
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:52
von uber wrote...
According to the codex sea levels on Earth have risen 2m. I'll tell you something, if they had Priority Earth in London would play out in a completely different way. No hanging around near the Hungerford Bridge for a start.
while 2 metres are bothing to sneeze at, this level can still be compansated by dams - even with todays technology.
i guess they build even bigger floodgates to safeguard cities like london, bremen, venice, hamburg etc.
i could let this pass ... but you are basically right - they made an assumption but did not show it ingame (like many other things).
#596
Posté 16 février 2014 - 06:56
Dr_Extrem wrote...
while 2 metres are bothing to sneeze at, this level can still be compansated by dams - even with todays technology.
i guess they build even bigger floodgates to safeguard cities like london, bremen, venice, hamburg etc.
i could let this pass ... but you are basically right - they made an assumption but did not show it ingame (like many other things).
if you look at the swanky ending slides, the river shape is basically the same with nice, low, accesble banks.
But now I am really nitpicking
#597
Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:13
von uber wrote...
Dr_Extrem wrote...
while 2 metres are bothing to sneeze at, this level can still be compansated by dams - even with todays technology.
i guess they build even bigger floodgates to safeguard cities like london, bremen, venice, hamburg etc.
i could let this pass ... but you are basically right - they made an assumption but did not show it ingame (like many other things).
if you look at the swanky ending slides, the river shape is basically the same with nice, low, accesble banks.
But now I am really nitpicking
maybe the flood gate was built at the river mouth ...
this would even make sense, it would still be cheaper to build one giant flood gate, than to reenforce hundrets of kilometres of dams.
BUT .. you made me think about vancouver .. its a coastal city. to all those bsn-users from vancouver? .. did you notice an increased sea-level?
#598
Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:14
CronoDragoon wrote...
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
Well, I mean...
I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin.
every time i see a picture of the collector armor, this line comes to my mind.
"it puts the lotion on its skin or else, it gets the hose again."
#599
Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:29
Dr_Extrem wrote...
CronoDragoon wrote...
DeinonSlayer wrote...
Miranda: "No, Shepard, Collectors are cosplaying humans. Answer the ad on space-Craigslist and they'll issue you your outfit."
Well, I mean...
I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin.
every time i see a picture of the collector armor, this line comes to my mind.
"it puts the lotion on its skin or else, it gets the hose again."
IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD!!!
That was a great movie. I use that line quite a bit a work too
Modifié par Darks1d3, 16 février 2014 - 07:29 .
#600
Posté 16 février 2014 - 07:34
The only thing i can think of is that the Citadel relay has to be completely powered down - not just kinnect powered down in order to not having the younger races discover it.. still a bit wierd.AlanC9 wrote...
RangerSG wrote...
AlanC9 wrote...
The Keepers were a silly mechanism in the first place. Why have a Keeper run someplace and push a button? Can't the thing that tells the Keeper to push the button just push the button itself?
Well, not if it was a Reaper. At least not without giving its intent away and complicating matters. It's hard to imagine every race that ever walked the Citadel being so intellectually uncurious as to never study the Keepers, though.
So Sovereign can signal the keepers but can't signal the relay itself? Why put the keepers in the middle?
Anyway, the larger point is that prothean scientists get to the Citadel, sabotage stuff, and the Relay doesn't open. I don't see how ME3 actually changes anything about this except that some of Vigil's guesswork wasn't quite accurate.
But what about this - The Protheons build the conduit which means they made the relay on Ilos, Then traveled to the Citadel by spacecraft to place the smaller relay, Then traveld back to Ilos to enter the Ilos relay only to pop up right next to the Citadel small relay.. so why didn't they just do what they had to do the first time they were at the Citadel.
Modifié par Anacronian Stryx, 16 février 2014 - 07:37 .





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