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Talk about Stannis Baratheon (and then perform your duties in a leal and puissant manner)

Débuté par Captain Obvious , févr. 06 2014 06:47

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 01:00

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Master Warder Z wrote...

Lord Aesir wrote...

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Just because Jon has Targaryen blood in him does not mean that he's eligible to become King. After all, the Targs lost the right to become King.

Well, we'll see what Dany has to say about that.


Not much i'd assume.

She has been rotting across the sea for...as long as i can recall now.

._. The Kingdoms could go through six changes in leadership before she even shows up as a daintly elder Maiden whom most of the world forgot about...Sixty Plus Years ago.

Would be funny.





[At the Red Keep's hall Stannis and Dany are at a final confrontation.]

S: It appears that you have arrived much to late, usurper.

D: Where are my dragons?!

S: They have left you, as have your banners. All have come under the light of Rh'llor

D: The House of the Undying? Where is that?

S: I know not of what you speak, dragon.

D: Dragon? Where are my dragons!

S: *sigh*

D: Jorah! My Bear, how lo-

S: ENOUGH!

D: Excuse me? I can't hea-

S: Davos, send her away.

Da: Alright, come with me my lady.

D: My sun and stars!

Da: Your grace?

S: Continue on, Lord Davos, lest she mistake you for me.

Da: Alright...

D: Viserys! Please don't wake the dragon!

And for the first time in all the histories of the Seven Kingdoms Stannis Baratheon deemed to laugh.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:08

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If they kill off Stannis the Mannis and make that dumb hooker Daenerys queen.. that'd be disappointing.

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I know it'll never happen, but Stannis executing Daenerys would really be the perfect ending to the series.

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I know it'll never happen, but Stannis executing Daenerys would really be the perfect ending to the series.


:huh:...

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:14

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I really hope to see the moment where Ser Barristan realizes he made a terrible mistake as Dany is shouting about FIREH AND BLUUD.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:16

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Stannis knows how to deal with stuff.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:26

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I'm rather annoyed that Stannis hasn't brought out Lightbringer in the TV series yet. Hopefully in Season 4 at a certain event by the wall that will change.

And those who claim it isn't the real deal are fools. Some event will unleash the sword's full capability.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:35

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Inquisitor Recon wrote...

And those who claim it isn't the real deal are fools. Some event will unleash the sword's full capability.


Yeah, when Jon picks it up. 

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Even if it isn't real. AA be damned, Stannis needs no children's tale. He is his own man and will take the Iron Throne for the lolz if he has to!

G.R.R Martin can take the Starks, but we Stanmans are of a tougher breed.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:41

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Yeah, when Jon picks it up. 

Nonsense. Jon still knows nothing and until he figures something out he isn't much use. He also has Longclaw, bastard doesn't need two badass swords.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 04:12

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All hail Rickon Stark, first of his name, king of the First Men, KING IN THE NORTH

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 06:29

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Steelcan wrote...

All hail Rickon Stark, first of his name, king of the First Men, KING IN THE NORTH


Nope. EVERYone will be killed even Stannis... except that DWARF.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 07:37

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simfamSP wrote...

Even if it isn't real. AA be damned, Stannis needs no children's tale. He is his own man and will take the Iron Throne for the lolz if he has to!

G.R.R Martin can take the Starks, but we Stanmans are of a tougher breed.

And because people say that, I'm convinced Martin's planning a horrible end for him.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 07:45

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Lord Aesir wrote...

simfamSP wrote...

Even if it isn't real. AA be damned, Stannis needs no children's tale. He is his own man and will take the Iron Throne for the lolz if he has to!

G.R.R Martin can take the Starks, but we Stanmans are of a tougher breed.

And because people say that, I'm convinced Martin's planning a horrible end for him.

And that is my greatest of fears. Despite me wanting him to win the Iron Throne I just feel that Daenerys is the one who will win. (But I'm hoping that Martin will kill her in the grande finale!)

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 03:35

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I'd rather have Hot Pie on the Iron Throne than Stannis. At least he'd have the decency to do what the people whispering in his ear tell him to do instead of schizophrenically shouting about justice and duty and ****ing everything up.

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Posté 10 février 2014 - 05:53

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I support stannis mostly because the the only better canidate for the throne (due to ability and mind and not blood line mind you) died in Kings Landing at the heads of a cowardly Midget due in the john.

Lord Tywin would in my eye have been the best person to seat upon that throne by a WIDE margin. Man was smart as sin and twice as wealthy. Not to mention him being a renown and experienced warrior and war leader, Admittedly his view of politics was slim given he best described much as stannis did (You either are with him or a corpse). But that said he was immensely politically astute and aware.

That friggin midget committing Patricide on the best hope of the Kingdoms bleh.

Rest now Lord Tywin.

Tywin Lannister

244 AL - 300 AL

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The Night Mammoth wrote...

I'd rather have Hot Pie on the Iron Throne than Stannis. At least he'd have the decency to do what the people whispering in his ear tell him to do instead of schizophrenically shouting about justice and duty and ****ing everything up.


The dude knows how to play the game. Not as well as Varys, Tyrion, Tywin and LF. But he knows when people are trying to manipulate him, or lying to him etc...

Yes, Mel is a great counter arguement to the whole manipulating thing, but she has proven herself loyal so far. If she wished to lead him down the crooked path, she could have done so ages ago.

Admittedly his view of politics was slim given he best described much as
stannis did (You either are with him or a corpse). But that said he was
immensely politically astute and aware.


Stannis is far more clumsy with people. The margin between friend and foe is really slim. Tywin would leave you be and help you as long as you helped him. He was very fair in that respect. Stannis just kicks your ass if you look at him wrong...

:wub:

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 12:29

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Lord Aesir wrote...

simfamSP wrote...

Even if it isn't real. AA be damned, Stannis needs no children's tale. He is his own man and will take the Iron Throne for the lolz if he has to!

G.R.R Martin can take the Starks, but we Stanmans are of a tougher breed.

And because people say that, I'm convinced Martin's planning a horrible end for him.


Because of how many times people have asked when TWoW is coming out, George has to have killed off every Stark and moved on to killing Baratheons by now. 

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 12:39

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Considering how often that is asked, I'm thinking he'll soon run out of characters to kill.

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 12:45

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Master Warder Z wrote...

I support stannis mostly because the the only better canidate for the throne (due to ability and mind and not blood line mind you) died in Kings Landing at the heads of a cowardly Midget due in the john.

Lord Tywin would in my eye have been the best person to seat upon that throne by a WIDE margin. Man was smart as sin and twice as wealthy. Not to mention him being a renown and experienced warrior and war leader, Admittedly his view of politics was slim given he best described much as stannis did (You either are with him or a corpse). But that said he was immensely politically astute and aware.

That friggin midget committing Patricide on the best hope of the Kingdoms bleh.

Rest now Lord Tywin.

Tywin Lannister

244 AL - 300 AL


That frigin midget is Tywin's true heir and you know it :P

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 01:34

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The Night Mammoth wrote...

I'd rather have Hot Pie on the Iron Throne than Stannis. At least he'd have the decency to do what the people whispering in his ear tell him to do instead of schizophrenically shouting about justice and duty and ****ing everything up.


Hot Pie would be an easy puppet for people like Littlefinger to control.

With Stannis on the Iron Throne, he'd be more resistant to that kind of stuff. He'd wipe King's Landing clean of people like Littlefinger and he actually has the humility to listen to his subordinates, like Davos Seaworth. The family that a person comes from matters naught to him. I wouldn't be surprised if he opened up a new era of social mobility in Westeros. 

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 02:09

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Steelcan wrote...

Master Warder Z wrote...

I support stannis mostly because the the only better canidate for the throne (due to ability and mind and not blood line mind you) died in Kings Landing at the heads of a cowardly Midget due in the john.

Lord Tywin would in my eye have been the best person to seat upon that throne by a WIDE margin. Man was smart as sin and twice as wealthy. Not to mention him being a renown and experienced warrior and war leader, Admittedly his view of politics was slim given he best described much as stannis did (You either are with him or a corpse). But that said he was immensely politically astute and aware.

That friggin midget committing Patricide on the best hope of the Kingdoms bleh.

Rest now Lord Tywin.

Tywin Lannister

244 AL - 300 AL


That frigin midget is Tywin's true heir and you know it :P



T__T How dare you mock the most tragic moment in that entire novel!

He was cravenly murdered by a midget with a crossbow! In the Privy!

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 02:13

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Master Warder Z wrote...

Steelcan wrote...

Master Warder Z wrote...

I support stannis mostly because the the only better canidate for the throne (due to ability and mind and not blood line mind you) died in Kings Landing at the heads of a cowardly Midget due in the john.

Lord Tywin would in my eye have been the best person to seat upon that throne by a WIDE margin. Man was smart as sin and twice as wealthy. Not to mention him being a renown and experienced warrior and war leader, Admittedly his view of politics was slim given he best described much as stannis did (You either are with him or a corpse). But that said he was immensely politically astute and aware.

That friggin midget committing Patricide on the best hope of the Kingdoms bleh.

Rest now Lord Tywin.

Tywin Lannister

244 AL - 300 AL


That frigin midget is Tywin's true heir and you know it :P



T__T How dare you mock the most tragic moment in that entire novel!

He was cravenly murdered by a midget with a crossbow! In the Privy!



That was the same novel as the RW!

He was murdered by his genius son who can't afford to have competetion for when he returns at the helm of an army of dragons^_^


Just kidding, I'm not a big Tyrion fan

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People that don't love Tyrion? What madness is this?

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Posté 11 février 2014 - 03:02

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

People that don't love Tyrion? What madness is this?


Erm considering that the little Fop murdered one of my favorite characters i obviously don't care for him.
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