Did Varric really tell Cassandra every little detail that you see before your very eyes in the game?
Cassandra: Okay then what?
Varric: So Hawke was picking her party. She wanted a good strong tank to defend her, so she chose Aveline. Then she wanted a ....
Cassandra: I'm going to stop you there. I don't care. Can we just skip to the Deep Roads?
Varric: You don't want to hear how Hawke and company killed 30,000 foes?
Cassandra: That is impossible!
Varric: When Varric is the story teller anything is possible.
Later on...
Varric: But there was too many Darkspawn. So we all died. I died on that day too.
Cassandra: For the 10th time, that did not happen!
Later on...
Varric: Then time froze. There was this loud buzzing noise that filled the caverns. We were literally paralyzed until the darkness filled the room. It was a scary time.
Cassandra: That did not happen!
Later on...
Varric: Then I clipped through the wall. It was scary. No one noticed that I was stuck inside the wall which had turned black. Then the floor below me turned blue. Blue!
Cassandra: Stop wasting my time!
Later on...
Varric: Hawke yet again ordered me to disable a lock on a chest that was to the bottom right of the room. Inside was a bunch of new weapons. So Hawke spent the next 10 minutes sorting out her equipment.
Cassandra: Get to the point Varric.
Varric: Cassandra. Why don't you care about the little details?
Cassandra: Did anything important happen in the Deep Roads?
Varric: Have you got another 30 minutes?
Cassandra: No!
2 hours later:
Varric: So Hawke and I were having a chat at the Hanged Man.
Cassandra: Another chat?
Varric: Yes. We were close buddies you see.
Cassandra: Is this important?
Varric: Lighten up. It was a funny conversation.
Cassandra: Funny but not important!
Varric: Precisely. Don't you find important details to be boring?
Cassandra: Not as boring as you telling me about Hawke going through her inventory for 10 minutes.
Will Dragon Age Inquisition have another framed narrative?
I just keep thinking to myself. Varric really did waste a lot of time telling this story.
Most of the events recounted had nothing to do with Varric's narrative.
Modifié par Abraham_uk, 07 février 2014 - 06:38 .





Retour en haut







