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What if everything Varric said was a lie?


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leaguer of one wrote...

What happens if Varric says the op is correct?


a few robots explode or just stop working?

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Lord Aesir wrote...

KaiserShep wrote...

I wonder if BioWare will write in a remark making fun of the reused areas issue of DA2 somewhere in the squad banter, kind of like how Shepard and Liara go on about omnigel in LotSB.


Cassandra: You know Varric, you really need to work on you descriptions.

Varric: Pardon?

Cassandra: Whenever you start describing caves or mines, they all sound exactly the same.

Varric:  Hey, I'm a surface dwarf.  If you want someone to wax poetic about a dank, dark, uncomfortable cave, go to Orzammar.


Am I the only one who got this banter at the start of MotA? I've only played it once, but he says something to the effect of "Hey, I'm a surface dwarf! All caves look the same to me" right before they leave Kirkwall (though not to Cass, obviously).

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It can't have been a lie. He made no mention of cake.

Unless... Unless he purposefully avoided mentioning cake anywhere in his story to avoid Cassandra getting suspicious...

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Commander Kurt wrote...

Lord Aesir wrote...

KaiserShep wrote...
I wonder if BioWare will write in a remark making fun of the reused areas issue of DA2 somewhere in the squad banter, kind of like how Shepard and Liara go on about omnigel in LotSB.


Cassandra: You know Varric, you really need to work on you descriptions.

Varric: Pardon?

Cassandra: Whenever you start describing caves or mines, they all sound exactly the same.

Varric:  Hey, I'm a surface dwarf.  If you want someone to wax poetic about a dank, dark, uncomfortable cave, go to Orzammar.

Am I the only one who got this banter at the start of MotA? I've only played it once, but he says something to the effect of "Hey, I'm a surface dwarf! All caves look the same to me" right before they leave Kirkwall (though not to Cass, obviously). 

Might be.  Its not too difficult to come up with.

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 still even though bthat is a fair point i think that it was bad in da2 that varric skipped so much of the years off. was it just me or if it was ment to be so many years apart that he should have been tierd at the end of the story because it would have taken him ages to repeat it all. at one point it was like he didnt care about hawke and it sweemed like he would rather be anywhere else than talking about an old friend :/
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If everything he said was a lie, Cassandra is going to give him a very naughty spanking in DA:I.

(Bonus: we get to watch.)

P.S. that's going to exactly be Hawke's appearance in DA3. He'll walk out, glare over at Varric, and say, "Enough, dwarf, with this mysterious disappearance crap. You know I really took a vacation in Antiva." 

You weren't all that far off with the Cassandra part. XD