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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 09:33
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Geth number 1" i just got laid with a hot quarian, geth number 2" Geth number 2 " But u dont have a penis" background laughter.
geth number 1 looks down at groin "oh yeah thats right, i mustve thinking to hard when there was fifty of us beating up that one female quarian with a stick, while in high numbers i mustve started thinking to much and thought i was making love" backgroud laughter. geth number 2 stands starring at the wall and looks at geth number 1 " im sorry did you say something" more background laughter geth number 2 looks around for audience " THAT WASNT A JOKE, wait, what is a joke, i dont know how to react to comedy i only know how it affects you" more unessasary background laughter geth number 1 falls down with the audience gasping while geth number 2 kneels down towards geth number 1 "hes out of batteries" Background laughter raises louder than before geth number 1 freaks out " HE WAS MY FREIND DAMNIT, whatever that means" background laughter "Thats it im activating the husks" background screaming is heard with husks riping the flesh off of people, one is heard screaming while bones and guts are snaping. geth number one sits down on the couch "who am i again?" a single lone surving laughing person is heard... attempting a laugh "ha ha, cough, oh god my leg, cough, ha, cough, oh no you came back to finish me, no no" skull is heard being crushed, end scene
geth number 1 looks down at groin "oh yeah thats right, i mustve thinking to hard when there was fifty of us beating up that one female quarian with a stick, while in high numbers i mustve started thinking to much and thought i was making love" backgroud laughter. geth number 2 stands starring at the wall and looks at geth number 1 " im sorry did you say something" more background laughter geth number 2 looks around for audience " THAT WASNT A JOKE, wait, what is a joke, i dont know how to react to comedy i only know how it affects you" more unessasary background laughter geth number 1 falls down with the audience gasping while geth number 2 kneels down towards geth number 1 "hes out of batteries" Background laughter raises louder than before geth number 1 freaks out " HE WAS MY FREIND DAMNIT, whatever that means" background laughter "Thats it im activating the husks" background screaming is heard with husks riping the flesh off of people, one is heard screaming while bones and guts are snaping. geth number one sits down on the couch "who am i again?" a single lone surving laughing person is heard... attempting a laugh "ha ha, cough, oh god my leg, cough, ha, cough, oh no you came back to finish me, no no" skull is heard being crushed, end scene
Modifié par Snowraptor, 21 janvier 2010 - 09:35 .
#28
Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 09:33
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Kids books? Bah... expand your mind
Their Eyes were Watching the Goddess?
Great Expat-tations?
The Merchant of Citadel?
Shepawulf?
The Great Grissom?
Opold at Colonus?
War and Protheans?
Don Shepard de la Normanda?
For Whom the Omnitool Glows?
The Councilor by Niccolo Machiashepard?
I've got a million of them. They may not all be that good, but I've got a million, I tell you!
Their Eyes were Watching the Goddess?
Great Expat-tations?
The Merchant of Citadel?
Shepawulf?
The Great Grissom?
Opold at Colonus?
War and Protheans?
Don Shepard de la Normanda?
For Whom the Omnitool Glows?
The Councilor by Niccolo Machiashepard?
I've got a million of them. They may not all be that good, but I've got a million, I tell you!
Modifié par Sialboats, 21 janvier 2010 - 09:36 .
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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:25
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Oh boy, my mind is really starting to deteriorate in these final days.
LOL same here Daft.
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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:28
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No Country for Old Turian Generals.
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Posté 21 janvier 2010 - 10:40
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