Inquisitor: Hang on? You're Anders right?
Anders: Yes. What of it?
Inquisitor: Didn't Hawke kill you?
Anders: You do realise I'm a healer? A spirit healer no less.
Inquisitor: So you healed yourself.
Anders: So the Inquisitor has a brain after all.
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Inquisitor: Hang on? You're Leliana right?
Leliana: That is true.
Inquisitor: Didn't the Grey Warden kill you?
Leliana: Well. That's what people keep saying.
Inquisitor: You didn't answer my question.
Leliana: Well, Sacred Ashes and a bit of magic from a necromancer can work wonders. That necromancer was a cute hunky Orlesian man.
Inquisitor: So you're definitely dead?
Leliana: If if makes you feel better, I am a zombie.
Inquisitor: Okay. I'm creeped out. I am literally talking to a dead woman.
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Inquisitor: Okay, let me guess. You're supposed to be dead, but managed to cheat death.
Morrigan: I'm sorry. I don't follow.
Inquisitor: The whole magic mirror thing and being killed by Grey Warden.
Morrigan: Didn't happen.
Inquisitor: But it's been documented.
Morrigan: As you can see, I am very much alive.
Inquisitor: But the Grey Warden killed you.
Morrigan: The Grey Warden killed who he thought was me.
Inquisitor: I'm confused.
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Inquisitor: So what did you do to cheat death?
Fenris: My Lyrium tattoes saved my life.
Inquisitor: Well that's convenient.
Fenris: Is it convenient that I was almost killed by Hawke, and then suffered multiple area effect spells, not to mention getting torched by Meredith's lyrium sword?
Inquisitor: Not really.
Fenris: I didn't think so. These tattoes are a curse!
Inquisitor: But they saved your life.
Fenris: Speaking of magic. Aren't you a mage?
Inquisitor: Umm. No comment.
Fenris: Filthy mage, leading the Inquisition. We are doomed!
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Inquisitor: Okay. This is the fifth person I've met who is supposedly dead. How did you survive Sten?
Sten: Survive what?
Inquisitor: Weren't you trapped in a cage back in Lothering?
Sten: No!
Inquisitor: I swear you were.
Sten: I think you're confusing me with a different Qunari. There are many Qunari known as "Sten".
[b]Inquisitor: Well that was awkward.
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