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[EmperorSahlertz]

Make it stop... Please make it stop!

[The Hierophant]

Br3ad wrote...

Laugh at Qistina now, but when the vampires and stargate demons come, who'll be laughing then?

With a bottle of Jack Daniel's Tennessee Honey and my trusty Bowie knife on hand? Bring it.

[Zatche]

dreamgazer wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I'm still confused as to what this thread's even about, and we are seven pages in.

I assumed it was about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Stargate, and Tarzan's war on the dinosaurs.

Am I wrong? Where am I?

If we go back to the OP, the thread is about how the timeline is somehow inconsistent and the OGB is apparently 40.

[SgtSteel91]

Qistina wrote...

There are two types of dragons. David Gaider only mentioned about one type of the dragons

So you believe Morrigan and Flemeth are Old Gods disguised as humans?

Personally, I think Flemeth may be an Old God who takes over the bodies of her daughters, and Morrigan is a human mage who is just cut off from any human contact, so in a sense she doesn't act "human" by everyone else's standards.

Modifié par SgtSteel91, 15 février 2014 - 05:27 .

[The Elder King]

Qistina wrote...

hhh89 wrote...
She needed to be thaught how to behave in a human society, not how to be human. You're taking the things out of their context. The customs of a society aren't automatically learnt because you're human.

Which human society? Chasind, Orlesian, Ferelden, Kirkwaler, Free Marches, tevinter...?

NO, Morrigan is not even a Chasind barbarian, she need to be taught on how to behave as human, not social culture of humans

It's irrelevant which. She just needed a minimum that is required to every society. 
Except that her dialogue was all about social customs, that she needed to learn to pass unnoticed. But not because if she didn't, people would've thought she wasn't human, but because people would've noticed her and started being suspicious about her. 
And again, dragons are just animals in Thedas. Deal with it.

[Iron Fist]

Zatche wrote...

dreamgazer wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I'm still confused as to what this thread's even about, and we are seven pages in.

I assumed it was about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Stargate, and Tarzan's war on the dinosaurs.

Am I wrong? Where am I?

If we go back to the OP, the thread is about how the timeline is somehow inconsistent and the OGB is apparently 40.

It's the Silurians! They screwed up the timeline!

[Br3admax]

Zatche wrote...

dreamgazer wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

I'm still confused as to what this thread's even about, and we are seven pages in.

I assumed it was about The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Stargate, and Tarzan's war on the dinosaurs.

Am I wrong? Where am I?

If we go back to the OP, the thread is about how the timeline is somehow inconsistent and the OGB is apparently 40.

Maybe the OP meant for BioWare to fix their post into something understandable. 

[thats1evildude]

Br3ad wrote...

Laugh at Qistina now, but when the vampires and stargate demons come, who'll be laughing then?

Don't worry, the Illuminati mystics will never let an invasion scuttle their plans for world domination.

[SgtSteel91]

I think the point of this thread is that there is inconsistency with the age of Morrigan and the OGB and wanted Bioware to address that in some way.

[The Elder King]

Qistina wrote...

hhh89 wrote...
Unless you can find proof that cats are sentient and shapeshifters, your point it moot. Expecially because Gaider stated already that dragons are just animals and not sentient beings (which you know already, since you ranted about it).

There are two types of dragons. David Gaider only mentioned about one type of the dragons

There isn't any confirmation of being two types of dragons. The Old Gods might be, but we don't know what they really are (or if they are sentients to begin with). If anything, Gaider's post suggests that The OG are more than dragons.
Again, dragons are simple animals. Deal with it.

[Star fury]

Qistina and Aizen should marry each other, they're the perfect match.

[The Hierophant]

EFF NO!

What the heck is wrong with you Star Fury?! Qistina's mah waifu!

[leaguer of one]

Qistina wrote...

Morrigan is not human, many of her own dialogues showing she's an alien in human form, and she study human

And this topic some how bring in a new kind of illogical.

[leaguer of one]

Star fury wrote...

Qistina and Aizen should marry each other, they're the perfect match.

But think of the children...They would be abominations.

[superdeathdealer14]

The Hierophant wrote...

EFF NO!

What the heck is wrong with you Star Fury?! Qistina's mah waifu!

Shut up Hierophant, she belongs to ME!!

Modifié par superdeathdealer14, 15 février 2014 - 05:53 .

[Iron Fist]

leaguer of one wrote...

Star fury wrote...

Qistina and Aizen should marry each other, they're the perfect match.

But think of the children...They would be abominations.

It's too late. It already happened.

[The Hierophant]

superdeathdealer14 fight me.

[Fredward]

superdeathdealer14 wrote...
If Qisitina made a Dragon Age remake this would be how would it go: In the year 3240 of flapajacawookie On the planet Tattoine, you are a Nay Warden a hermaphrodite who slays pineapplespawn, you must team up with a fellow Nay Warden who has a fetish for children, a witch  who is secretly a dragon, an ape of the Fapari race a people who masturbate furiously, a transgender assassin, a robot made of marshmallows, a cat , a singing pole dancer, an old lady with Alzheimer's, a dwarf from LoTR, and you must work together to defeat the Archpineapple (who is secretly a massive fish that can fly) and save fartrelden once and for all.


Pre order now and get the special: RETARD EDITION!!! only $69 .99.

That actually sounds kinda fabulous tbh.

[The Hierophant]

Nah i'll ease up on Qis now.

xoxo though.

Modifié par The Hierophant, 15 février 2014 - 06:00 .

[superdeathdealer14]

The Hierophant wrote...

superdeathdealer14 fight me.

I dare you to:


So you better:
https://i.chzbgr.com...6240/h17258969/

[ruggly]

Mhmm. Mhmm. Indeed.

[The Hierophant]

Oh! So fierce?

I yield. I yield.

[Spectre slayer]

Specter translated the OP's concerns at the top of this page.  I think Specter must be a teacher in order to pull off that feat.  That was a compliment, by the way. 
Aizen managed to even confuse David Gaider.  I think the thread is open due to morbid curiosity at this point.

Thanks but i'm not a teacher lol just have a lot of history dealing with with a lot of people who write gibberish and in broken English and horrible spelling on a fairly regular basis and I was pretty bored so I tried my best deciphering his post.

His logic still doesn't make any sense at all to me, time skips, time fractures, time jumping or traveling or accelerating growth and aging, Morrigan can't be 30-40 in DAI which makes the ogb 40, DA2 can't take place over ten years because she aged only ten year's or she wasn't over 25 in DAO which maybe the case but either way she would be early 30's -early 40's now and really not sure how the ogb become's 40 due to all that, lol he's really confused and I wonder if he was on anything when he typed it up but it's probably just how he is normally.

Yeah I saw that.

Uh this thread went kinda crazy in a hilarious and strange way since Quistina got back online and her posts are really out there.

Morrigan is completely human, she was isolated and raised as a perfect vessel for Flemeth who taught her values and beliefs to further isolate her when she left the wild's.

Her knowledge of society was taught to her, when she was talking about shape shifting and why she can't shape shift into a human because she is one and can't learn anything or gain anything by trying to do so due to those reasons.

I admit I laughed at the absurdness of some of the stuff she posted, Morrigan is a reptile, alien, not a human etc and if aizen and he got together bsn would explode and the theories will get even more out there and i'm actually surprised this thread is still open and it's one of the strangest one's i've seen in awhile though not surprising considering both Aizen and Quistina are present and he made this thread and she made it even stranger.

Modifié par Spectre slayer, 15 février 2014 - 06:24 .

[TsaiMeLemoni]

Threads like this are why I love this place.

[Rolling Flame]

This thread is an adventure!