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[KaiserShep]

Oh, yes, especially if it's fresh. All-natural lubricant and all that.

Atrast vala my nug-****ing friend.

[Grieving Natashina]

<checks the moon phase>

 

Not even full?  Wow.

[Master Warder Z_]

How did this thread go from Mages whining about the supposed injustices done to them with Lob occasionally tooting the Dalish Master race horn to Nug condoms?

 

God is confused by his creations occasionally.

[Dean_the_Young]

You'd have to cut it very thin.. Need a lot of concentration for this task.. Yeah we need tranquil people... 

 

Oh, not even that. It's not the 'all natural' texture, obviously, but apparently it works well enough to, ahem, be used.

[Grieving Natashina]

How did this thread go from Mages whining about the supposed injustices done to them with Lob occasionally tooting the Dalish Master race horn to Nug condoms?

 

God is confused by his creations occasionally.

I don't know, but apparently the change of pace was needed.  

 

And the gods would have to be confused by their creations.  It would explain their sense of humor.

[Dean_the_Young]

How did this thread go from Mages whining about the supposed injustices done to them with Lob occasionally tooting the Dalish Master race horn to Nug condoms?

 

God is confused by his creations occasionally.

 

Because I am awesome and am able to make any topic I wish far more pleasant and amusing.

 

 

 

Atrast vala my nug-****ing friend.

 

I would have gone with 'nug-lover' myself.

 

 

 

 

<checks the moon phase>

 

Not even full?  Wow.

 

Is that a challenge?

 

It sounds like a challenge.

[Master Warder Z_]

I don't know, but apparently the change of pace was needed.  

 

And the gods would have to be confused by their creations.  It would explain their sense of humor.

 

I don't like being confused! It makes me want to build more monuments to myself!

 

Sick of only having a cult in my homeland anyway...

[Grieving Natashina]

I don't like being confused! It makes me want to build more monuments to myself!

 

Sick of only having a cult in my homeland anyway...

Aww, poor baby.  Must be so lonely at the top.  <pats head>

 

There there now.  Do you want a lolly?

[EmissaryofLies]

I blame this diversion on the mages, does their evil know no bounds!?

[Grieving Natashina]

I blame this diversion on the mages, does their evil know no bounds!?

I blame this on chaste Templars.  Does their hormones know no bounds?!?

[Master Warder Z_]

Aww, poor baby.  Must be so lonely at the top.  <pats head>

 

There there now.  Do you want a lolly?

 

I want Konan...Alas she is at the bottom of the Ocean and no one has given a **** about that for what...two hundred plus chapters now?

 

And it is lonely! I need more worshipers...

[Master Warder Z_]

I blame this on chaste Templars.  Does their hormones know no bounds?!?

 

I have a compromise we can all agree on.

 

I blame the elves.

[Divine Justinia V]

I want Konan...Alas she is at the bottom of the Ocean and no one has given a **** about that for what...two hundred plus chapters now?

 

And it is lonely! I need more worshipers...

 

But you're God, can't you bring her from the bottom of the ocean up to your pedestal?

[Grieving Natashina]

I have a compromise we can all agree on.

 

I blame the elves.

Nope, can't agree there sorry.   You know I like the elves, and I know your feelings on the subject, so we can't come to an accord there my friend.  

 

Really, I'll blame frustration over debating about this topic for almost 300 pages now and very little new information about Inquisition.

[Veruin]

I blame this on chaste Templars.  Does their hormones know no bounds?!?

[AresKeith]

How did this thread go from Mages whining about the supposed injustices done to them with Lob occasionally tooting the Dalish Master race horn to Nug condoms?

 

God is confused by his creations occasionally.

 

Mages are totally caged animals bro

[Master Warder Z_]

But you're God, can't you bring her from the bottom of the ocean up to your pedestal?

 

I can revive the dead it is true.

 

But alas i am not like my annoying father who can enter the plot whenever he wishes.

[Master Warder Z_]

Nope, can't agree there sorry.   You know I like the elves, and I know your feelings on the subject, so we can't come to an accord there my friend.  

 

I don't mind the elves offhandedly i just wish they would accept reality.

[Veruin]

I don't mind the elves offhandedly i just wish they would accept reality.

Wouldn't you just loathe the Dalish then?

[Grieving Natashina]

Ah, now we're back to our regularly scheduled program in here.   I'll be in the back.

[Master Warder Z_]

Wouldn't you just loathe the Dalish then?

 

Indeed.

[KainD]

We need an ''Oh my dalish''. Inspired by:

 

[EmissaryofLies]

You just wait until Lob gets here!

[GhostNappa]

You just wait until Lob gets here!

Or Xil...

[Master Warder Z_]

You just wait until Lob gets here!

 

So he can't make three sentences with out quoting Godwins law and claiming the Dalish aren't bigoted backwoods trash?