Allow me to explain
"Mages bad", "Templars good", "Templars bad", "No, Mages Good", "Reformation", "Compromise", "Kill them all", "Mages bad", "Templars good".
That'll do ya.
Yo you forgot ''Dales to the elves!''
Uneven Presentation of the mage-templar conflict
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ShadowLordXII
, févr. 14 2014 11:30
#8626
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 12:50
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#8627
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 12:51
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Allow me to explain
"Mages bad", "Templars good", "Templars bad", "No, Mages Good", "Reformation", "Compromise", "Kill them all", "Mages bad", "Templars good".
That'll do ya.
You left out where we all break into song about Merril and then do a Line dance comparing Thedas events to real world travisties.
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#8628
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 01:16
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Yeah, I was in the Reformation group.Allow me to explain
"Mages bad", "Templars good", "Templars bad", "No, Mages Good", "Reformation", "Compromise", "Kill them all", "Mages bad", "Templars good".
That'll do ya.
Also the people are bad and good and everything in between group.
The issue is more with being able to make viable and timely response, at least, for me.
#8629
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 01:19
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You left out where we all break into song about Merril and then do a Line dance comparing Thedas events to real world travisties.
I think it's also missing the 'Templar leaders are idiots without empathy' and 'mage leaders are idiots without a plan' parts.
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#8630
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 03:38
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A witch or a maleficar?
Hmm...
Peasant approaches a templar: We found a malficar, may we burn her?
Templar: How do you know she's a maleficar?
Peasant: She looks like one!
Templar: Bring her forward.
woman: I'm not a maleficar.
Templar: But you are dressed as one. *notices her robes, ketchup on her wrists and neon-lit wisps attached to her shoulders*
Woman: They dressed me up like this!
Peasant: Well, we did do the blood...and the wisps, but she is a maleficar!
Another peasant: She's got a wart!
Templar: Tell me, what do we do with maleficars?
Peasants: BURN THEM!
Templar: And what do we burn apart from maleficars?
Peasant: MORE MALEFICARS!
Peasant: Wood!
Templar: So, why do maleficars burn?
Peasant: 'cause, they're made of wood?
Templar: Good!!! So, how can we tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant: Build a bridge out of her!
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#8631
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 01:37
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HE'S A WITCH!
A WITCH!
BURN HIM!
A WITCH I TELL YOU!
HE CONSUMES BABY SKULLS AND FEAR!
#8632
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 01:56
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Hmm...
Peasant approaches a templar: We found a malficar, may we burn her?
Templar: How do you know she's a maleficar?
Peasant: She looks like one!
Templar: Bring her forward.
woman: I'm not a maleficar.
Templar: But you are dressed as one. *notices her robes, ketchup on her wrists and neon-lit wisps attached to her shoulders*
Woman: They dressed me up like this!
Peasant: Well, we did do the blood...and the wisps, but she is a maleficar!
Another peasant: She's got a wart!
Templar: Tell me, what do we do with maleficars?
Peasants: BURN THEM!
Templar: And what do we burn apart from maleficars?
Peasant: MORE MALEFICARS!
Peasant: Wood!
Templar: So, why do maleficars burn?
Peasant: 'cause, they're made of wood?
Templar: Good!!! So, how can we tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant: Build a bridge out of her!
You left out the part about floating.
#8633
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 03:02
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You left out the part about floating.
Bah!
Who cares if they float when they obviously are blood mages?
#8636
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 05:26
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DUCKY!
lol.
I was going to use a nug, but that works.
#8637
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 05:34
wcholcombe
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lol.
I was going to use a nug, but that works.
you just wanted something eat.
#8638
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 05:38
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Hmm...
Peasant approaches a templar: We found a malficar, may we burn her?
Templar: How do you know she's a maleficar?
Peasant: She looks like one!
Templar: Bring her forward.
woman: I'm not a maleficar.
Templar: But you are dressed as one. *notices her robes, ketchup on her wrists and neon-lit wisps attached to her shoulders*
Woman: They dressed me up like this!
Peasant: Well, we did do the blood...and the wisps, but she is a maleficar!
Another peasant: She's got a wart!
Templar: Tell me, what do we do with maleficars?
Peasants: BURN THEM!
Templar: And what do we burn apart from maleficars?
Peasant: MORE MALEFICARS!
Peasant: Wood!
Templar: So, why do maleficars burn?
Peasant: 'cause, they're made of wood?
Templar: Good!!! So, how can we tell if she is made of wood?
Peasant: Build a bridge out of her!
Peasant: She turned me into a newt
Templar: A newt?!?!
* everyone looks at man who clearly isn't a newt*
Peasant: I got better...
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#8639
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 05:47
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lol.
I was going to use a nug, but that works.
Schmooples?
#8640
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 05:49
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Schmooples?
Snuffle Snuffle!
#8641
Posté 25 mars 2014 - 08:22
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you just wanted something eat.
True.
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