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mrs_anomaly

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Jeremiah12LGeek wrote...

mrs_anomaly wrote...

smeckie wrote...

You Ladies are filthy minded



You should be somewhat grateful Smecks, we need to have some incentive to agree to the pain of birth :whistle::lol:


One of the scariest, and most shocking things I ever learned about biology: Women's bodies release a hormone during childbirth, that is essentially a natural roofie. It doesn't stop the pain of childbirth, it diminishes the brain's ability to create memories.

Women literally forget how painful childbirth is after it's over... if they didn't, I'm not sure the human species would exist! :o

(Note: They remember that it is painful, but they usually don't accurately remember how much.)



You refer to Oxytocin- and I find it hilarious that some companies are trying to sell it as a love potion. Since almost all hormones (if not all, I'm sure a scientist could confirm this) have multiple functions and scientists don't even know all of them I find it super funny that someone would just buy it up and start spraying it all over themselves for that loving feeling when it has the side effect of fading your memory. 

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smeckie wrote...

You Ladies are filthy minded


Oh, please. You lot would not have us any other way, surely.

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mrs_anomaly wrote...

I'm sure the server rooms at EA have a special place in the hearts of employees looking for some illicit office romance action. That's probably the only good thing that happens in there. Ever.


Really, doing it in front of the server hamsters. I suppose some people need an audience. :huh:

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I imagine it's along the same lines of having sex in front of your dog.

Unless you make sure to only ever have sex in a bedroom and you close and lock the door. But what's the fun in that.

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FireRider100 wrote...

mrs_anomaly wrote...

I'm sure the server rooms at EA have a special place in the hearts of employees looking for some illicit office romance action. That's probably the only good thing that happens in there. Ever.


Really, doing it in front of the server hamsters. I suppose some people need an audience. :huh:


Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Image IPB

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prostheticlimbs wrote...

I imagine it's along the same lines of having sex in front of your dog.

Unless you make sure to only ever have sex in a bedroom and you close and lock the door. But what's the fun in that.



DragonRacer wrote...

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Image IPB


Isn't there a risk in both cases that the other party might want to join in? :o
Abit like two pugs wanting to join in your duo match (an attempt to make this ME3 related)?

Modifié par FireRider100, 17 février 2014 - 04:21 .


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Like most animals, dogs and and hamsters only engage in sexual activity for reproductive purposes.

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mrs_anomaly

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prostheticlimbs wrote...

Like most animals, dogs and and hamsters only engage in sexual activity for reproductive purposes.


I wonder how scientists know this. I mean do hampsters say "hey honey isn't it time we had baby hampsters!". It's surely a biological urge- but I'd think that well- I guess I can only think of this in terms of philosophical pov's.

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FireRider100 wrote...

prostheticlimbs wrote...

I imagine it's along the same lines of having sex in front of your dog.

Unless you make sure to only ever have sex in a bedroom and you close and lock the door. But what's the fun in that.



DragonRacer wrote...

Hey, don't knock it 'til you try it. Image IPB


Isn't there a risk in both cases that the other party might want to join in? :o
Abit like two pugs wanting to join in your duo match (an attempt to make this ME3 related)?


Nah. If they wanted to actually participate, they shouldn't have gone and let themselves go into spectator mode. It's their own fault, really. I mean, there's an item in this game specifically made to get you back up right after you go down - use it!

(Oh, that was fun! Image IPB )

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DragonRacer wrote...

smeckie wrote...

You Ladies are filthy minded


Oh, please. You lot would not have us any other way, surely.

lol  this is more true than you could possibly imagine.

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DragonRacer wrote...
Nah. If they wanted to actually participate, they shouldn't have gone and let themselves go into spectator mode. It's their own fault, really. I mean, there's an item in this game specifically made to get you back up right after you go down - use it!

(Oh, that was fun! Image IPB )


:lol:

(ME3 related text to justify quote: I've been lucky lately with connectivity issues, thankfully. :whistle:)

Modifié par Jeremiah12LGeek, 17 février 2014 - 04:44 .


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DragonRacer wrote...

Nah. If they wanted to actually participate, they shouldn't have gone and let themselves go into spectator mode. It's their own fault, really. I mean, there's an item in this game specifically made to get you back up right after you go down - use it!

(Oh, that was fun! Image IPB )


I too have observed this behaviour. PUGs seem to go down at a drop of hat, but rarely get themselves up after that. ^_^

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DragonRacer wrote...

mrs_anomaly wrote...

I'm sure the server rooms at EA have a special place in the hearts of employees looking for some illicit office romance action. That's probably the only good thing that happens in there. Ever.


Well, they need to knock it off because all that steamy office love is causing bumped wires, which is directly what I blame rainbow banners on.

Stop bracing your back against the servers, please.

They really need to stop their horizontal marathons in the server room. I mean seriously we are trying to play some MP here you selfish mouth breathers. I hope they get a nose bleed from all the strenuous activity. lol :devil:

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DragonRacer wrote...

Oh, please. You lot would not have us any other way, surely.


This is true.

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Modifié par DeadeyeCYclops78, 17 février 2014 - 05:36 .


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DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

This thread started here ...X ....................................................................................................................................................
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You took too long of a break from BSN if you've already forgotten that it has always been this way.

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DragonRacer wrote...

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

This thread started here ...X ....................................................................................................................................................
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You took too long of a break from BSN if you've already forgotten that it has always been this way.


QFT.... sadly.

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DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

This thread started here ...X ....................................................................................................................................................
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Ya I went to bed bought where the X is and now I see sex and childbirth.

But this is BSN.

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FireRider100

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ArenthianSniper wrote...
Ya I went to bed bought where the X is and now I see sex and childbirth.

But this is BSN.


You forgot the hamsters! :unsure:

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DragonRacer

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ArenthianSniper wrote...

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

This thread started here ...X ....................................................................................................................................................
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Ya I went to bed bought where the X is and now I see sex and childbirth.

But this is BSN.


I would say this is at least a preferable path to end up on rather than the 8,000th rendition of the same old tired Thunderdome challenges, clique fights, and cheating accusations, which are the more common thread derailment paths these days.

Modifié par DragonRacer, 17 février 2014 - 06:00 .


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I was going to say something about this thread going places, but it looks like it's already there. Not sure what I expected. Maybe more innuendo-laced Thunderdome callouts.

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TheJimMan wrote...

I should go...

No really, I should go



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TheJimMan wrote...

I was going to say something about this thread going places, but it looks like it's already there. Not sure what I expected. Maybe more innuendo-laced Thunderdome callouts.



Something, something, theorycrafting  wolf nerds, fat internet women, 1v1 me I am Acolyte.  Sex.

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ArenthianSniper

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DragonRacer wrote...

ArenthianSniper wrote...

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

This thread started here ...X ....................................................................................................................................................
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...................................................................................................> ended up over here ...whatdafuq?

Ya I went to bed bought where the X is and now I see sex and childbirth.

But this is BSN.


I would say this is at least a preferable path to end up on rather than the 8,000th rendition of the same old tired Thunderdome challenges, clique fights, and cheating accusations, which are the more common thread derailment paths these days.

True though I missed the days where steak was involved. Image IPB

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And we are done here