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[FAZZ Gundam]

I guess the goonies had to do something while the Eve Online Dominion 1.1 patch rolled out

[Deviija]

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

I totally got tricked. Dammit.

THIS!!! IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

[Mordaedil]

Imagined my face telling you this entire review.



That is Something Awful.



Idiots.

[Lucy Glitter]

Deviija wrote...

Lucy_Glitter wrote...

I totally got tricked. Dammit.

THIS!!! IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

?

[Deviija]

Why Lucy... of course I'd have lobster dinner with you. But that's not getting you to second base, just sayin'.

[phlying]

HEY I WANT MY ALIEN LESBO SEX WTF!!! Damn you Something Awful! DAMN YOU!

[Savey Anchev]

Obviously the review is fake, but is that ending spoiler legit.

[anon_04111]

Savey Anchev wrote...

Obviously the review is fake, but is that ending spoiler legit.

Probably not, I only spoiled it as a "just incase"

It's only speculation/silliness.

[Savey Anchev]

anon_04111 wrote...

Savey Anchev wrote...

Obviously the review is fake, but is that ending spoiler legit.

Probably not, I only spoiled it as a "just incase"

It's only speculation/silliness.

Cool, and now that I think about it I remember reading many twitter comments from game reviewers stating that they got the game spoiled because EA/Bioware had released a list of spoilers from the game that cannot be revealed in the reviews. So yeah I doubt somethingawful would firstly get a review copy and secondly break that legally binding document. I'm just a bit on edge about spoilers ATM with that pirated copy on the net.

[FigmentOfYourImagination]

I must agree with the previous statement "I don't know what's funnier, the review, or people's reactions to it."

[Major Alenko]

wtf movies?? is this review for real?

[Major Alenko]

wow wtf, you cant deduct points for no mulitplayer in a single player game :S this review should be completey dismissed as totaly garbage... reviewer homophobic much? to put this as a pro's "and more alien sex goodness, now with 100% hetero sex scenes and no gay scenes."


god this review is so fake, i bet metacritic still put it on their site tho

Modifié par Commodore Q, 21 janvier 2010 - 02:21 .

[Kindair]

this isn't fake, he's from the future. Duh, he knows how this game will tie into the starwars universe, he already knows that the DLC that will be released won't be worth the money you spend on them, he also knows they will add a multiplayer game.



I felt it was a bit off when they started with multiplayer and knowing the DLC won't be worth buying. Sure you can generally say DLC is usually not worth it, but as a reviewer you can't say it. I do long for the days of free patches and no DLC. Wish this whole DLC would die and we go back to free updates and paid bigger updates in the form of expansions.

[vertibird1]

So help me god that spoiler better not be real!!!!!!!!

[anon_04111]

vertibird1 wrote...

So help me god that spoiler better not be real!!!!!!!!

Answered before, I'll just delete it.

Modifié par anon_04111, 21 janvier 2010 - 03:11 .

[fl4il]

MAN! I was getting this for the multiplayer...Off to go cancel my preorder.

[vertibird1]

anon_04111 wrote...

vertibird1 wrote...

So help me god that spoiler better not be real!!!!!!!!

Answered before, I'll just delete it.

I had a look at the chapters of the strategy guide and it told you what the levels were called the second last level was *SPOILER* the normandy attacked *SPOILER* now im thinking if it was attacked then that might of messed up the drive core thus having to blow it up on the collector ship (just my theory)

[averbalin]

This is an outrage! No online co-op?! Unacceptable.

[Hathur]

Sigh... I'm dumbfounded that so many of you people are incapable of realizing the review was intended as a joke. You can gather as much from reading the "pros" and "cons".... and if you haven't figured it out by then, you should within a few seconds of the actual "review".



Seriously people, learn to use your gray matter.

[anon_04111]

Hathur wrote...

Sigh... I'm dumbfounded that so many of you people are incapable of realizing the review was intended as a joke. You can gather as much from reading the "pros" and "cons".... and if you haven't figured it out by then, you should within a few seconds of the actual "review".

Seriously people, learn to use your gray matter.

Honestly, I thought people would pick it up within the first line:
"It's only January of 2010 and already it's shaping up to be one of the hottest years in gaming in years."

[vertibird1]

Hathur wrote...

Sigh... I'm dumbfounded that so many of you people are incapable of realizing the review was intended as a joke. You can gather as much from reading the "pros" and "cons".... and if you haven't figured it out by then, you should within a few seconds of the actual "review".

Seriously people, learn to use your gray matter.

What about the spoiler?? it does not look fake to me

[Chained_Creator]

The truth, this reviewer speaks it.

[anon_04111]

vertibird1 wrote...
What about the spoiler?? it does not look fake to me

If it helps you relax, just remember that the guy who wrote the reveiw never actually played the game.

Modifié par anon_04111, 21 janvier 2010 - 03:46 .

[anon_04111]

....bump :]

[ChuckNorris18]

anon_04111 wrote...

Somethingawful dot com just put up their recent reveiw of ME2, you can check it out here:
http://www.something...mass-effect.php

The Cons:
Multiplayer feels tacked-on, some of the downloadable content is not
quite worth the price, missing a lot of your favorite characters from
the movies, and poor character transfer options between platforms.

Why is everyone upset, 38/50 is pretty good.

What game did this guy play???