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[DinkumGem]

Can't remember the last time I worried what someone brought to a gold match. Might just be Alzheimer's though since I can hardly remember what I had for dinner tonight.

[Rucent]

Damn, you sure showed them.

[Derpy]

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

[Shinobu]

Stillsean wrote...

Shinobu wrote...

Also, sometimes those low N7 no CP players are alt accounts. I've been quite pleasantly surprised.

Am yet to see any of them that I've played with perform well.

Well, I've also had my misgivings borne out.

[Tokenusername]

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim for PC.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

FTFY

[Creator Limbs]

FatherOfPearl wrote...

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

N7didacus wrote...

More points for me.

p.s. you flaked on our thunderdome and here you are again

[Creator Limbs]

DeadeyeCYclops78 wrote...

All joking aside about phantoming the h*** outta stuff... I'm about to go back into retirement again... ffs when I join a game on wave 6 and I top score...something is horribly wrong. over 20 revives in one gold match is becoming waaay too common in PUGS. Quit enabling these morons....pwease?

I'll carry you next time I'm online

[Stillsean]

prostheticlimbs wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

N7didacus wrote...

More points for me.

p.s. you flaked on our thunderdome and here you are again

p.s. i'll meet you now...

[SterlingPhoenix]

When I get newbies in my lobby, I give them a chance to put equipment on and then start the match.

If they end up doing extremely ridiculous stuff (assault rifle amp with an SMG, not helping with objectives, being N7 level 1 on a platinum, etc) I might turn on the mic and let them know, but if they still want to play, that's fine by me.

Course, sometimes when I turn on the mic and try to give someone advice, I get some priceless responses. Like the guy playing a kroguard in a gold vs Geth match refusing to use biotic charge because "that's how the pyros get you".

[Stillsean]

SterlingPhoenix wrote...

When I get newbies in my lobby, I give them a chance to put equipment on and then start the match.

If they end up doing extremely ridiculous stuff (assault rifle amp with an SMG, not helping with objectives, being N7 level 1 on a platinum, etc) I might turn on the mic and let them know, but if they still want to play, that's fine by me.

Course, sometimes when I turn on the mic and try to give someone advice, I get some priceless responses. Like the guy playing a kroguard in a gold vs Geth match refusing to use biotic charge because "that's how the pyros get you".

Are you serious?!?!  "that's how the pyros get you"?!?!? This is so funny.LOL! 
My mic is broken so I can't help. I have tried sending quick messages but they get ignored. LOL! (still laughing at that comment).

[Creator Limbs]

Stillsean wrote...

prostheticlimbs wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

N7didacus wrote...

More points for me.

p.s. you flaked on our thunderdome and here you are again

p.s. i'll meet you now...

As if. I'm not playing anymore today. Maybe tomorrow.

[Agnaraed]

treezzzzz wrote...

Stillsean wrote...

LMAO!!! WTF!! so that random actually wanted to play gold with no equip!?!?!

Did he just skip the consumable equiment or did he also have no reusable (gear) equipment?  I find that gold is easy enough that as long as I'm playing a build I'm comfortable/experienced with I don't have a problem with just using the reusable equipment.  

^This

You are not alone I do that quite often as  well but only for high level characters with builds that are easy to rock.

[Stillsean]

prostheticlimbs wrote...

Stillsean wrote...

prostheticlimbs wrote...

FatherOfPearl wrote...

ClydeInTheShell wrote...

N7didacus wrote...

More points for me.

p.s. you flaked on our thunderdome and here you are again

p.s. i'll meet you now...

As if. I'm not playing anymore today. Maybe tomorrow.

There goes my easy creds and tomorrow is Friday for me  
cheers...

[Pint]

you should make an exception for that.

[Derpy]

Tokenusername wrote...

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim for PC.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

FTFY

Skyrim PC is the best when your playing at max graphics with HD res packs.

[Tonymac]

So, you are saying that Gold is hard and you needs equipments?

[Stanry Roo]

Consumables or no consumables they're going to go down all the time and get carried anyways

[Striker93175]

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

Step sex:  Buy a dev kit oculus rift cuz you simply can't wait for the comercial unit to go on sale to the public.

Step sven:  install full noody mods

Step ate:  divorce rl wife cuz your skyrim wife told you to.  (plus she likes adventering in tamriel with you more anyway)

Modifié par Striker93175, 20 février 2014 - 05:12 .

[Crimson Vanguard]

Striker93175 wrote...

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

Step sex:  Buy a dev kit oculus rift cuz you simply can't wait for the comercial unit to go on sale to the public.

Step sven:  install full noody mods

Step ate:  divorce rl wife cuz your skyrim wife told you to.  (plus she likes adventering in tamriel with you more anyway)

Don't forget to install a fleshlight pump too.

[Derpy]

Crimson Vanguard wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

Step sex:  Buy a dev kit oculus rift cuz you simply can't wait for the comercial unit to go on sale to the public.

Step sven:  install full noody mods

Step ate:  divorce rl wife cuz your skyrim wife told you to.  (plus she likes adventering in tamriel with you more anyway)

Don't forget to install a fleshlight pump too.

Step nene: Get skimpy armor and ****** to pixels.

Step tin: Make your race Khajiit with stupa sexy body mods and spam pictures all over the interwebz.

[Stillsean]

Tonymac wrote...

So, you are saying that Gold is hard and you needs equipments?

Well, clothes are there for a reason. Anyone can of course chose to go out with no clothes but then that person must be ready to deal with the attention.

[Striker93175]

Nate_Assassin wrote...

Crimson Vanguard wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.

Step sex:  Buy a dev kit oculus rift cuz you simply can't wait for the comercial unit to go on sale to the public.

Step sven:  install full noody mods

Step ate:  divorce rl wife cuz your skyrim wife told you to.  (plus she likes adventering in tamriel with you more anyway)

Don't forget to install a fleshlight pump too.

Step nene: Get skimpy armor and ****** to pixels.

Step tin: Make your race Khajiit with stupa sexy body mods and spam pictures all over the interwebz.

No silly... you make HER race Khajiit so you can ya know.. 'play with the kitty' 

[ryoldschool]

I said this over a year ago, but the big thing about putting consumables on in a Gold match:

I believe that its a good predictor of this:

(1) the guy is less likely to quit the match if he gets killed and not revived.
(2) he is also more likely to use rockets and gels at the appropriate time.

If the guy does not have consumables on, there might be a good chance that he is too cheap to buy jumbo equipment packs to get rockets and gel

That is why I don't play with people that don't use consumables on gold. Every now and again I will go ahead because I am tired of waiting, but more that likely the guy will only score 18K, or will quit on wave five.

[Cirvante]

Stillsean wrote...

So I decided that anytime I get a random in my in my public lobby with no CP and no equipment. I'll just change the difficulty to silver and switch to a low level character(I just promoted). I made that decision when I started playing earlier and 2 no CP randoms joined my lobby which I had to quit because I was in no mood for carrying and they usually leave by wave 8 anyway.
I just set up a game now and I had this one random(no CP, low level gears, no equip) in my gold lobby. I tried to kick or at least make him/her put on equipment(some do when they see the kick sign), we had 2 kick votes but then everyone readied. So I switched to silver and to my surprise they all left. I was like LMAO!!! WTF!! so that random actually wanted to play gold with no equip!?!?! even for me it would be like a challenge playing gold with equip despite my high level gears. 
I really can't phantom fathom what the h*** these noobs are thinking. When I started out ME3MP, I played bronze for so long til i was confident enough to play silver. Then I got into gold and got good at it, thanks to good folks of AHF. Then they introduced me to platinum(when they saw my manifest was good enough). Before this, the one time I stumbled on platinum I knew it wasn't for me even though we made extraction because of one very good player.
So what are these randoms thinking exactly?!?! Didn't nobody tell them you should start a game on the highest diffculty? Start from the lowest so you can understand the game then challenge yourself! seriously!!!

tl;dr: OP is bad at this game and complains about other people who are bad at this game.

Buy a backpack, learn to carry.

[Striker93175]

Cirvante wrote...

Stillsean wrote...

So I decided that anytime I get a random in my in my public lobby with no CP and no equipment. I'll just change the difficulty to silver and switch to a low level character(I just promoted). I made that decision when I started playing earlier and 2 no CP randoms joined my lobby which I had to quit because I was in no mood for carrying and they usually leave by wave 8 anyway.
I just set up a game now and I had this one random(no CP, low level gears, no equip) in my gold lobby. I tried to kick or at least make him/her put on equipment(some do when they see the kick sign), we had 2 kick votes but then everyone readied. So I switched to silver and to my surprise they all left. I was like LMAO!!! WTF!! so that random actually wanted to play gold with no equip!?!?! even for me it would be like a challenge playing gold with equip despite my high level gears. 
I really can't phantom fathom what the h*** these noobs are thinking. When I started out ME3MP, I played bronze for so long til i was confident enough to play silver. Then I got into gold and got good at it, thanks to good folks of AHF. Then they introduced me to platinum(when they saw my manifest was good enough). Before this, the one time I stumbled on platinum I knew it wasn't for me even though we made extraction because of one very good player.
So what are these randoms thinking exactly?!?! Didn't nobody tell them you should start a game on the highest diffculty? Start from the lowest so you can understand the game then challenge yourself! seriously!!!

tl;dr: OP is bad at this game and complains about other people who are bad at this game.

Buy a backpack, learn to carry.

Unless your done with carrying the backpack... since ya know mine's stuffed w/ 20+ mil credits and a maxed manifest, full consumables and 100+ on all equips.  Why?

If you find yourself carrying said backpack over n over wave after wave, simply fly a kite for 45 mins and make them watch you fly it... Fly the kite till you had your fun then dump that backpack and run.