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LMAO!!! I found a way to deal with "noobs"!


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#51
Stillsean

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Cirvante wrote...

Stillsean wrote...

So I decided that anytime I get a random in my in my public lobby with no CP and no equipment. I'll just change the difficulty to silver and switch to a low level character(I just promoted). I made that decision when I started playing earlier and 2 no CP randoms joined my lobby which I had to quit because I was in no mood for carrying and they usually leave by wave 8 anyway.
I just set up a game now and I had this one random(no CP, low level gears, no equip) in my gold lobby. I tried to kick or at least make him/her put on equipment(some do when they see the kick sign), we had 2 kick votes but then everyone readied. So I switched to silver and to my surprise they all left. I was like LMAO!!! WTF!! so that random actually wanted to play gold with no equip!?!?! even for me it would be like a challenge playing gold with equip despite my high level gears. 
I really can't phantom fathom what the h*** these noobs are thinking. When I started out ME3MP, I played bronze for so long til i was confident enough to play silver. Then I got into gold and got good at it, thanks to good folks of AHF. Then they introduced me to platinum(when they saw my manifest was good enough). Before this, the one time I stumbled on platinum I knew it wasn't for me even though we made extraction because of one very good player.
So what are these randoms thinking exactly?!?! Didn't nobody tell them you should start a game on the highest diffculty? Start from the lowest so you can understand the game then challenge yourself! seriously!!!

tl;dr: OP is bad at this game and complains about other people who are bad at this game.

Buy a backpack, learn to carry.

I'd have let your comment slide if you hadn't quoted the original post. So you actually read everything and this ^ is what you got from it? Quite sad and funny... smh.

#52
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Striker93175 wrote...

Nate_Assassin wrote...

Crimson Vanguard wrote...

Striker93175 wrote...

Nate_Assassin wrote...

How to deal with noobs:

Step wan: Buy Skyrim.

Step too: Launch Skyrim

Step tree: Play the game.

Step foor: Sell your soul to Skyrim.

Step fife: Never return from Skyrim.


Step sex:  Buy a dev kit oculus rift cuz you simply can't wait for the comercial unit to go on sale to the public.

Step sven:  install full noody mods

Step ate:  divorce rl wife cuz your skyrim wife told you to.  (plus she likes adventering in tamriel with you more anyway)

Don't forget to install a fleshlight pump too.

Step nene: Get skimpy armor and ****** to pixels.

Step tin: Make your race Khajiit with stupa sexy body mods and spam pictures all over the interwebz.


No silly... you make HER race Khajiit so you can ya know.. 'play with the kitty'  Image IPB

Oh right :police:
I accually play as a Khajiit but I use full armor that covers everything and a hood.:innocent:

#53
R0gueSp3ctre18

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TheJimMan wrote...

Curry all the randoms all the time. Makes it easy to gain points, therefore N7, therefore skill.


I'm fairly certain your avitar is going to cause me to have a brain aneurysm. :blink:

#54
Guanxii

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You're freaking me out... a couple of times i've joined platinum/gold lobbies and the host has switched to sliver. Next time this happens I'm going to ask the host to justify themselves and they're not going to know what the f---k i'm talking about.