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The Worst Movie You have ever seen Part 3: The Final Finaling


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TheClonesLegacy

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 The last one of these I'm ever making.You all know the rules.
So then.
BIRDEMIC 2.

Oh yes.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 23 février 2014 - 12:14 .


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Melancholia.

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Tokyo gore police was pretty terribad. As well as a few other japanese films I have seen along the same lines.

Movie 43 as well. Had a few moments that made me laugh but otherwise is about as trashy as they come.

Modifié par Isichar, 22 février 2014 - 10:50 .


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I still haven't seen Birdemic 2, but I doubt it can top the cinematic excellence that was the first one.

For me, the worst movie I've seen is a toss up between Cool as Ice and Manos: The Hands of Fate.

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Shepenwepet wrote...

I still haven't seen Birdemic 2, but I doubt it can top the cinematic excellence that was the first one.
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It's somehow both simultaniously worse and better.

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^Oscar winners, the lot of them.

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Pain and Gain. That is all.

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Every Spy Kids movie.

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Man of the House (the one with Tommy Lee Jones). I actually went to a movie theater to see that turd.

Modifié par BringBackNihlus, 22 février 2014 - 11:53 .


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Anything with Will Smith in it.

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Well, I've seen M Night Shyama-lama-sama-kun films. All of them have that atrocious Bollywood feel to them. And I've also seen a lot of Michael Bay. But to me -- George Lucas' Attack of the Clones is the most atrocious. I knew what to expect of Michael Bay & Shyama-lama, but I did not expect the prequel films to be as terrible as they were. Like Bay's films they've got some big names and pretty CGI visuals going for it but that's just about it. The plot is so flimsy it's ridiculous, the romance arc is about as engaging and romantic as a door stapled unto another door. Phantom Menace was not quite as awful as the second movie, and third one was about on the same level as the second only the second movie came in first, so it's getting the scolding.

In short: Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
Ah, nuts - Now I just remembered Schumacher's Batman & Robin -- Oh, well. Guess it's a tie.

Modifié par TheChris92, 23 février 2014 - 12:18 .


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Abelar: Tales of an Ancient Empire
A sequel to The Sword and the Sorcerer.

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Hostel 3.

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Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the clones. How you can be worse then ep1 is something I will never get, but hey. Lucas succeeded. I rather watch a poor soap opera then watch ep 2.

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I fear I have successfully forgotten the more miserable movies of my lifetime.

I know for a fact I have seen two or three movies where I just couldn't physically handle watching, but for the love of Andraste, I can't put my fingers on those.


I guess that's a win for me!

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General Slotts wrote...

Pain and Gain. That is all.

I actually love that movie. With absolutely no shame.

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Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Maybe not the worst, but the jimmies that were rustled after it make me consider it such.

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SergeantSnookie wrote...

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Maybe not the worst, but the jimmies that were rustled after it make me consider it such.

snnokie plz, you can so survive a nuke in a fridge :wizard:

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Mr.House wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Maybe not the worst, but the jimmies that were rustled after it make me consider it such.

snnokie plz, you can so survive a nuke in a fridge :wizard:

It's more likely than surviving a fall from a plane in a Life raft tbh.
In fact that entire sequence from Temple of Doom is dumber than nuking the fridge.

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Cthulhu42 wrote...

General Slotts wrote...

Pain and Gain. That is all.

I actually love that movie. With absolutely no shame.

But its so lame!

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TheClonesLegacy wrote...

Mr.House wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

Maybe not the worst, but the jimmies that were rustled after it make me consider it such.

snnokie plz, you can so survive a nuke in a fridge :wizard:

It's more likely than surviving a fall from a plane in a Life raft tbh.
In fact that entire sequence from Temple of Doom is dumber than nuking the fridge.



How far were they from the imediate blast radius again?

Right at the epicenter of the blast?

The lead insulation would have been visibly liquifying, The panneling just crushed under into dust under the pressure following the initial chain reaction and then you have the fireball it self.

._.

Just imagine that for a moment fires burning like a miniature sun just evaporating the very material of your cover before your reduced to radiatioactive subatomic particles.

And this is happening in the timepsan it would take a human to blink.

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It was called something Chupacabra or Chupacabra something...

It looked like they had spent about 500 dollars on it. I don't think there was an actual actor in the movie, just a bunch of the director's friends and relatives staring at the camera and reading cue cards.

It took about 2 minutes of watching it to realize what a horrible mistake I'd made.

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Now I remembered:

Ender's Game.

A slap into the face of the excellent novel and if you'd look at it as a standalone movie, it's barely coherent with unbelievable characters.

It just plain sucks.

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Neofelis Nebulosa wrote...

Now I remembered:

Ender's Game.

A slap into the face of the excellent novel and if you'd look at it as a standalone movie, it's barely coherent with unbelievable characters.

It just plain sucks.

Considering how much of an insufferable **** Orson Scott Card is....
He deserves having his book neutered like it was.

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Driver. Overrated and boring as he'll.