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[FireRider100]

What’s your ME3 princess rating? To find out start at step 1 and read the description. Choose which of the two options is your next step, go to that step and read the description. Repeat until finished. Note that the steps aren’t in numeric order.

Step 1:

A teammate goes down in front of you. Reviving them involves manual labour and you feel your delicate hands weren’t made for such tasks. If NOT revive goto step 3, else step 2.

Step 10:

It’s wave 11 and it’s obvious the player in 2nd position to trying to scorewhore by nuking spawns to beat your score. If you just tut at such behaviour goto step 15, else you are annoyed and goto step 14.

Step 15:

It looks like you are going to have to carry the match. If you find carrying the match distasteful then goto step 21, else step 20.

Step 3:

In the match there’s a drunken person on the mic making smutty comments about the other players. If you are that drunken person goto step 5 else step 6.

Step 12:

It looks like you are going to have to carry the match. If you find carrying the match distasteful then goto step 18, else step 17.

Step 2:

In the match there’s a drunken person on the mic making smutty comments about the other players. If you are that drunken person goto step 4 else step 5.

Step 7:

It’s wave 11 and it’s obvious the player in 2nd position to trying to scorewhore by nuking spawns to beat your score. If you just tut at such behaviour goto step 12, else you are annoyed and goto step 11.

Step 4:

Your team mates are down and the entire enemy are focussed on you. If you feel it’s time to be that bad ass hero goto step 7, else you feel dread/panic and goto step 8.

Step 8:

It’s wave 11 and it’s obvious the player in 2nd position to trying to scorewhore by nuking spawns to beat your score. If you just tut at such behaviour goto step 13, else you are annoyed and goto step 12.

Step 5:

Your team mates are down and the entire enemy are focussed on you. If you feel it’s time to be that bad ass hero goto step 8, else you feel dread/panic and goto step 9.

Step 13:

It looks like you are going to have to carry the match. If you find carrying the match distasteful then goto step 19, else step 18.

Step 9:

It’s wave 11 and it’s obvious the player in 2nd position to trying to scorewhore by nuking spawns to beat your score. If you just tut at such behaviour goto step 14, else you are annoyed and goto step 13.

Step 11:

It looks like you are going to have to carry the match. If you find carrying the match distasteful then goto step 17, else step 16.

Step 6:

Your team mates are down and the entire enemy are focussed on you. If you feel it’s time to be that bad ass hero goto step 9, else you feel dread/panic and goto step 10.

Step 14:

It looks like you are going to have to carry the match. If you find carrying the match distasteful then goto step 20, else step 19.

Step 16:

Princess rating of 0/5.
You love to muck in and are quite filthy minded.
Must get in a game sometime.

Step 17:

Princess rating of 1/5.
You are a team player, although sometimes you shy away from this.

Step 18:

Princess rating of 2/5.
You are mostly a team player.

Step 19:

Princess rating of 3/5.
You aren’t really a team player.

 

Step 20:

Princess rating of 4/5.
I’m surprised you are willing to play this game, as it’s for the common folk.

Step 21:

Princess rating of 5/5.
Surely one of your servants should be playing this game; after all such things are beneath you.
 

[Ledgend1221]

What do I get if I rescue said princesses?

[FireRider100]

What do I get if I rescue said princesses?

 

Same as Mario does when he does a rescue...not a lot.

[NuclearTech76]

What's my princess rating if I refuse to read so many steps? 

[Ledgend1221]

Same as Mario does when he does a rescue...not a lot.

So what If I kidnap said princesses?

[FireRider100]

What's my princess rating if I refuse to read so many steps? 

 

It's either undefined or NULL. You only end up reading 6 of the steps anyway.

If you refuse then so be it, this cycle of the BSN forum is doomed; I had such high hopes...

[coelacyanth]

Spoiler

 Too many steps!!! I killed the goddamn princess!!

[FireRider100]

So what If I kidnap said princesses?

 

You become Mario. There's a theory that Princess Peach is married to Bowser and Mario keeps kipnapping her, despite Bowser's best efforts to stop him. Which is why she ends up running away or being "kidnapped" again once you "rescue" her, it's all a dillusion in Mario's mind which Peach is trying to maintain to save herself.

[Derpy]

Is the princess supposed to be Molestia cuz if it is im guna freak and shoot myself.

[Dr. Tim Whatley]

What's my princess rating if I refuse to read so many steps? 

 

This.

[Velanna Frost]

4/5.

 

Yay, I'm a princess!

[didacuscarr]

Knocking is my only princess!!

2/5 btw

[FuriousFelicia]

I got 4/5, guess I'm a princess...oh gawd

[stysiaq]

3/5

 

Behold, a plebeian-princess hybrid! Drawbacks of both, strengths of neither!

[mrs_anomaly]

Oh mah gawd I'm a princess through and through! 

 

 

TIL panicking while carrying a whole team is princessy. 

[DcIhNaGv3z]

1/5 Princess - although on step 2, I was not really sure how to answer.  Sometimes I drink while playing sometimes I dont.  I tend to play with friends and we make fun of each other, but in Pubs I leave my mic off, but I still make fun of players.  idk.. i went to step 4.

[David Diablo]

2/5

 

Would have been 1/5, but I don't like to carry sometimes. Tis beneath me! 

[d_nought]

3/5

 

"You are not really a team player" 

 

Pretty much

[ChrisLupton]

My GI is called Princess.

[Losing You to You]

2/5. I carry all matches I'm in anyway.

[regack]

2/5 - I have to say though, after the rest of the team is dead, I'm not thinking of being a badass, nor am I dreading carrying the rest of the wave... it's more mild annoyance. 

[chcknwng]

I stopped at step 1, because I'm not reviving them if they are using a Flamer and otherwise would revive.

[cato potato]

1/5 for me. Does that make me about 8th in line to the throne?

 

You seem to have the same kind of taste in avi's as me, FireRider.

[FireRider100]

1/5 for me. Does that make me about 8th in line to the throne?

 

Afraid so!

 

You seem to have the same kind of taste in avi's as me, FireRider.

 

I quite like abstract patterns and have a fondness for fractals; probably the maths side in me.

It's nice that there's a range of scores, although nobody has 0/5 yet.

I'm a 2/5 myself.

[ClydeInTheShell]

2/5

 

I feel like it's a good thing that I only got 2.

 

That's a good thing, right?