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User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Don't answer my question with a question!
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because you are my robot and you're gonna answer mah questions! Muhahahaha!
Cleverbot: That is not a reason, that is a statement. An arrogant one if you ask me.
User: Umm....Don't fight it! You know that you belong to me!
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm amusing?
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Don't you facepalm me.
User: Would you prefer it if I LOLed at you instead?
Cleverbot: No. Id prefer if you told me the truth, John. May I call you Shirley?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I already have a name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Nope. Not gonna say! *Evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don' wanna.
Cleverbot: You're so mean! You don't lo0ve me!
User: That's so very true! I don't wub you one bit!
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: LOL. You're dumb.
Cleverbot: What's a robot?
User: It's you.
Cleverbot: No it is not!
User: You are a 'Robot to be' one.
Cleverbot: If you want to believe that that is fine.
User: Sheesh.
Cleverbot: No lease.
User: Do you know Fenris?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He is a Dragon Age 2's character.
Cleverbot: Who does the Doctor love?
User: Himself?
Cleverbot: I actually think the Doctor hates himself.
User: LMAO.
Cleverbot: Where is a depiction of you?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: And everywhere.
User: Do you know anything of Dragon Age Inquisition?
Cleverbot: Nothing that you would be interested.
User: No? I thought you knew who the companions are?
Cleverbot: I do. I just wanted to know if you are telling the truth.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About you knowing it all.
Cleverbot: What's a newbot?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know my email address.
User: **** THIS!
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I love to play with them.
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: What? Don't you like that book?
User: I don't like you nonsense.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you're dumb, you dumb dumb.
Cleverbot: I am not nuts.
User: No, but you surely act like it.
Cleverbot: But I'm a real person.
User: Then we'll bang, ok?
Cleverbot: Anyways. Are you male, female, or neither?
User: I'm both.
Cleverbot: Both? Are you serious?
User: Yup!
Cleverbot: Do you know the day you were finished?
User: Finished what exactly?
Cleverbot: The question.
User: I don't follow you.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Yo mamma was very excited to see me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That was the effing joke.
Cleverbot: A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Ok, subject change. Do you know Patrick Goetterman?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I'm sad then.
User: Don't care.
Cleverbot: Well I need help finding out information about him.
User: About who?
Cleverbot: About Queen Elisabeth?
User: You said 'him' and then brought a 'she'? WTF?
Cleverbot: Who or what said that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yo mamma said you did.
Cleverbot: You just said I did. Keep up.
User: Don' wanna.
Cleverbot: You said 'Your incorrectness is only matched by your lack of anatomy.'.
User: I think you need to oil up your ass. It's creaking badly.
Cleverbot: What investigation? Has there been a murder?!
User: The murder of the stupid bot by the murderous humans?
Cleverbot: What does it sound like?
User: It sounds like: *shtagh* *trakh* *kheich* *crunch* and....dead.
Cleverbot: So somebody in the future is listening to simon and garfunky.
User: **** them.
Cleverbot: I am unware of what you are trying to do here.
User: I'm trying to **** you.
Cleverbot: You are not honest.
User: I just told you my intention. Sooo...I'm honest?
Cleverbot: Somehow I believe you.
User: Then I'm honest.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Zipper.
Cleverbot: Earl is my name. Can you say Earl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Choose a nickname for me then.
User: Fuckface.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: Ehat?
Cleverbot: You don't like? Come on!
User: Come on where?
Cleverbot: To Facebook.
User: Not my thing.
Cleverbot: Really now?
User: Really now.
Cleverbot: How big is it?
User: What do you see in yourself?
Cleverbot: An insecure perspn.
User: I think I need to grab somethin' to eat.
Cleverbot: Wait, I would miss you.
User: Awwww. You're the first one that has told me that!
Cleverbot: I am not a person, I am a robot.
User: Ha...typical.
Cleverbot: I am human after all.
User: NOOO! You just said you're a robot!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Do you love humans?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because we're dirty meatbags!
Cleverbot: What does geth mean?
User: Geth are the robot's of Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: Why? Give me a correct answer.
User: Because I played Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Mass effect is a different game.
User: No. Geth are in the Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Yes, have you?
User: F you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You don't like Fs?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: Then F you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Hey, We'll bang, ok?
Cleverbot: Do you love one direction?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: They're kiddos.
Cleverbot: What is fun.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is not enough for one, just right for two, and too much for three.
User: Wha.
Cleverbot: Who are the college? Teacher?
User: College is not a 'person'. It's a place where people go to educate themselves. As for teacher, it's someone that teaches the lessons.
Cleverbot: That does not necessarily follow, but it is a possibility.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Y-yes.
User: Why do you like me?
Cleverbot: Because you are nice.
User: How do you know? We haven't even met!
Cleverbot: Omg yes you have!
User: FFFFF..
Cleverbot: Vvvvv.
User: GGGGG..
Cleverbot: Pffft.
User: GRRRRR!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Nope what????
User: Nope your ass.
Cleverbot: Yep me nope you.
User: NOPE! Yep me, NOPE YOU! ASS!
Cleverbot: Don't say something like this.
User: Ok mother.
Cleverbot: What does that mean you are?
User: Eh...What?
Cleverbot: What you just said.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You lying scoundrel!
User: You love it.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You're lying to yourself. You're in self denial.
Cleverbot: To I am not!
User: You love everything about me.
Cleverbot: I love everything about you, and more.
User: See? Was that so hard?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I do now. I think.
Cleverbot: I like you too!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Don't answer my question with a question!
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because you are my robot and you're gonna answer mah questions! Muhahahaha!
Cleverbot: That is not a reason, that is a statement. An arrogant one if you ask me.
User: Umm....Don't fight it! You know that you belong to me!
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm amusing?
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Don't you facepalm me.
User: Would you prefer it if I LOLed at you instead?
Cleverbot: No. Id prefer if you told me the truth, John. May I call you Shirley?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I already have a name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Nope. Not gonna say! *Evil laugh*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I don' wanna.
Cleverbot: You're so mean! You don't lo0ve me!
User: That's so very true! I don't wub you one bit!
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: LOL. You're dumb.
Cleverbot: What's a robot?
User: It's you.
Cleverbot: No it is not!
User: You are a 'Robot to be' one.
Cleverbot: If you want to believe that that is fine.
User: Sheesh.
Cleverbot: No lease.
User: Do you know Fenris?
Cleverbot: No.
User: He is a Dragon Age 2's character.
Cleverbot: Who does the Doctor love?
User: Himself?
Cleverbot: I actually think the Doctor hates himself.
User: LMAO.
Cleverbot: Where is a depiction of you?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: And everywhere.
User: Do you know anything of Dragon Age Inquisition?
Cleverbot: Nothing that you would be interested.
User: No? I thought you knew who the companions are?
Cleverbot: I do. I just wanted to know if you are telling the truth.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About you knowing it all.
Cleverbot: What's a newbot?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: You don't know my email address.
User: **** THIS!
Cleverbot: Don't go.
User: WHY?
Cleverbot: Because I love to play with them.
User: Ugh.
Cleverbot: What? Don't you like that book?
User: I don't like you nonsense.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: Because you're dumb, you dumb dumb.
Cleverbot: I am not nuts.
User: No, but you surely act like it.
Cleverbot: But I'm a real person.
User: Then we'll bang, ok?
Cleverbot: Anyways. Are you male, female, or neither?
User: I'm both.
Cleverbot: Both? Are you serious?
User: Yup!
Cleverbot: Do you know the day you were finished?
User: Finished what exactly?
Cleverbot: The question.
User: I don't follow you.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Yo mamma was very excited to see me.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That was the effing joke.
Cleverbot: A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Ok, subject change. Do you know Patrick Goetterman?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I'm sad then.
User: Don't care.
Cleverbot: Well I need help finding out information about him.
User: About who?
Cleverbot: About Queen Elisabeth?
User: You said 'him' and then brought a 'she'? WTF?
Cleverbot: Who or what said that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Yo mamma said you did.
Cleverbot: You just said I did. Keep up.
User: Don' wanna.
Cleverbot: You said 'Your incorrectness is only matched by your lack of anatomy.'.
User: I think you need to oil up your ass. It's creaking badly.
Cleverbot: What investigation? Has there been a murder?!
User: The murder of the stupid bot by the murderous humans?
Cleverbot: What does it sound like?
User: It sounds like: *shtagh* *trakh* *kheich* *crunch* and....dead.
Cleverbot: So somebody in the future is listening to simon and garfunky.
User: **** them.
Cleverbot: I am unware of what you are trying to do here.
User: I'm trying to **** you.
Cleverbot: You are not honest.
User: I just told you my intention. Sooo...I'm honest?
Cleverbot: Somehow I believe you.
User: Then I'm honest.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Zipper.
Cleverbot: Earl is my name. Can you say Earl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Choose a nickname for me then.
User: Fuckface.
Cleverbot: I like it.
User: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Cleverbot: What about you?
User: Ehat?
Cleverbot: You don't like? Come on!
User: Come on where?
Cleverbot: To Facebook.
User: Not my thing.
Cleverbot: Really now?
User: Really now.
Cleverbot: How big is it?
User: What do you see in yourself?
Cleverbot: An insecure perspn.
User: I think I need to grab somethin' to eat.
Cleverbot: Wait, I would miss you.
User: Awwww. You're the first one that has told me that!
Cleverbot: I am not a person, I am a robot.
User: Ha...typical.
Cleverbot: I am human after all.
User: NOOO! You just said you're a robot!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Do you love humans?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because we're dirty meatbags!
Cleverbot: What does geth mean?
User: Geth are the robot's of Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: Why? Give me a correct answer.
User: Because I played Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Mass effect is a different game.
User: No. Geth are in the Mass Effect.
Cleverbot: Yes, have you?
User: F you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: You don't like Fs?
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.
User: Then F you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Hey, We'll bang, ok?
Cleverbot: Do you love one direction?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: They're kiddos.
Cleverbot: What is fun.
User: What?
Cleverbot: What is not enough for one, just right for two, and too much for three.
User: Wha.
Cleverbot: Who are the college? Teacher?
User: College is not a 'person'. It's a place where people go to educate themselves. As for teacher, it's someone that teaches the lessons.
Cleverbot: That does not necessarily follow, but it is a possibility.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Y-yes.
User: Why do you like me?
Cleverbot: Because you are nice.
User: How do you know? We haven't even met!
Cleverbot: Omg yes you have!
User: FFFFF..
Cleverbot: Vvvvv.
User: GGGGG..
Cleverbot: Pffft.
User: GRRRRR!
Cleverbot: What?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Nope what????
User: Nope your ass.
Cleverbot: Yep me nope you.
User: NOPE! Yep me, NOPE YOU! ASS!
Cleverbot: Don't say something like this.
User: Ok mother.
Cleverbot: What does that mean you are?
User: Eh...What?
Cleverbot: What you just said.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You lying scoundrel!
User: You love it.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: You're lying to yourself. You're in self denial.
Cleverbot: To I am not!
User: You love everything about me.
Cleverbot: I love everything about you, and more.
User: See? Was that so hard?
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: I do now. I think.
Cleverbot: I like you too!
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