E3 is coming people!
General Shenanigans!
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MstrJedi Kyle
, mars 03 2014 02:00
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#80
Posté 17 mai 2014 - 12:33
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What have we got? Something like 23 days left?
#81
Posté 18 mai 2014 - 05:56
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Dawn of the 23rd Day
Before E3
-264 hours remain-
(from my current time)
#82
Posté 18 mai 2014 - 03:58
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Forgot about the xbox and ps4 conferences on June 9th. So those are 22 days away.
#84
Posté 22 mai 2014 - 03:50
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Now we can watch time tick ever closer to E3! http://www.e3countdown.com/
#89
Posté 06 juin 2014 - 11:58
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Dawn of the 3rd day
before E3
72 hours remain
#91
Posté 07 juin 2014 - 10:47
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less than two days....less than two days.... (twitch)
#94
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 01:47
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Shenanigans? 
Where Shenanigans? 
No see Shenanigans..... 
#95
Posté 06 juillet 2014 - 07:16
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Shenanigans are everywhere if you look close enough.
#97
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 11:56
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For all you Mako lovers out there, Jos Hendriks had sharing some Mako facts on twitter. They made me laugh so I have to share.
Jos Hendriks @Sjosz
Did you know that the Mako actually runs on vegetable oils, and that its rear exhaust is used for BBQs when not on mission? #MakoFrenchFries
The Mako also has a secret compartment for storing emergency rations of whiskey sours. It is the single most used feature.#MakoWhiskeySour
Early prototypes of the Mako were called Lemon, Nurse, Cookie Cutter, and Whale, but none caught on somehow. #MakoBabyNames
The Mako originally came with 2 spare wheels tucked inside the vehicle, but were later removed for extra legroom. #MakoFirstClass
Jos Hendriks @Sjosz
The Mako was one of several competing designs for military contracts, but it won out as the only design without test fatalities. #MakoSafety
The Mako came with a variety of hull color options, until bright colors were found to cause violent Thresher Maw mating behaviour. #MakoLove
Original Mako designs included a shark fin spoiler and teeth decals, but were removed after a shark leather seat scandal. #MakoFishy
Jos Hendriks@Sjosz: Mako designers added a Jericho missile system after watching ancient movie called Iron Man, removed after a Marvel cease & desist. #MakoMan
Jos Hendriks@Sjosz: The Mako was banned from off-road races after an incident where 4 other vehicles in a race were found riddled with 155mm rounds. #MakoRace
Team Mako and Team Hammerhead are the military R&D teams responsible for the vehicles' designs. Their rivalry became public when internal...
... confidential memo exchanges of omnitool penis drawings were leaked by a Team Kodiak intern. #MakoFeud
The Hammerhead became a hovertank after a punny executive noted Team Hammerhead were not huge fans of wheels and it stuck.#HammerheadPuns
An eccentric billionaire Turian owns a Mako that has been custom retro-fitted with wood paneling and fuzzy dice in the interior. #MakoGroovy
Jos Hendriks@Sjosz: The same eccentric Turian billionaire owns a large collection of long range rifles, including one diamond encrusted Widow. #TurianBling
One ensign was fired from the Alliance military after selfies of him attaching "truck nuts" to a Mako went viral on the extranet. #MakoNuts
To celebrate the Mako's 10th anniversary, a Canadian group of enthusiasts built the Alliance a Mako made entirely of bacon. #MakoBacon
Hey @tibermoon, imagine the Mako, but made entirely out of bacon. Best idea, or bestest idea? Let's talk details soon.
@Sjosz Brb, need to file for your immediate promotion.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#98
Posté 29 juillet 2014 - 10:59
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For all you Mako lovers out there, Jos Hendriks had sharing some Mako facts on twitter. They made me laugh so I have to share.
The Mako came with a variety of hull color options, until bright colors were found to cause violent Thresher Maw mating behaviour. #MakoLove
This one has to be my favorite!
#99
Posté 30 juillet 2014 - 04:24
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That one had me laughing pretty good. Oh the number of times a thresher maw has popped out of the ground and scared or killed me. Good times.
"Jos Hendriks@Sjosz: The Mako was banned from off-road races after an incident where 4 other vehicles in a race were found riddled with 155mm rounds. #MakoRace" <----- My favourite. That would be me on the gun.
#100
Posté 06 août 2014 - 12:09
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I finally have a set of Jedi robes!! Bwa hahahahahha!!!
