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I got to see Nightcrawler, and it’s chilling in all the right ways. It *almost* reminds me of Breaking Bad; A man finds himself in desperate circumstances, using skills of questionable ethic with surprising and disturbing results. Compelling, Captivating, and ultimately Terrifying, the end will likely stick with you quite some time *after* the credits roll. I’d suggest watching it at night. Hence the Title, unrelated to X-men or that one Judas Priest song.
 

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Django Unchained is an oddity taking place right before the civil war, the main character put alongside his more verbose, pragmatic counterpart, which comes with a strange parallel to german folklore. Quirky characters armed with lethal weaponry, atypical storytelling…throw in some intense blood effects and you’ve got Tarantino-Themed BINGO. Jamie Foxx & Company manage well in the acting department, and the wardrobe/locales are damned good. My main complaint is a narrative twist late in the movie that comes off as out-of-character for the sake of starting a larger conflict. Some of the increasing silliness seems to boost at the last 20 minutes, which may or may not include a strange cameo. I guess Stan Lee syndrome had to kick in eventually? :P Despite that, I enjoyed the ride well enough.

It’s time for the 2-Part Klassic Krap-Movie Kombo. Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Lorax reboot, or how to ruin the source material while confusing/pandering to the audience. I really do have to wonder, of all the directors to pick for a sweeping epic with realistic characters, why on (after) earth would Nickelodeon choose M. Night Shamawhatever? He’s always been known for Off-Kilter films with awkward dialogue, the entire tone would be soiled. And that’s essentially what happened.

I actually laughed(and was horrified afterwords) by how some of that early dialogue played out. To say how he handled events from The Storm was grating would be a vast, vast, *colossal* understatement. The characters you knew and love are all but barely resembling their original traits, and not for the better. Almost every character’s been made to be overly serious, and Zuko often heads into overacting mode. As this *is* an entire 6-hour season crammed into less than 2, most of what makes televised seasons advantageous for storytelling(building up characters over longer periods of time) is nearly non-existent. In the hands of M. Night, this may be considered an act of mercy. The strengths of the film tend to be the visual effects/wardrobe/action sequences - that portion they seemed to get right on the nose. Water/Ice effects look great, and the fighting is usually on par. While not the worst movie in the world, it’s seriously plagued by inconsistencies and poor writing; even Non-AtlA fans are going to have a hard time enjoying whatever the devil this is, and are *way* better off trying the original.

On the flip side, The Lorax is a perplexingly missed opportunity that spends more time with awkward humor and unnecessary musical numbers, playing right into the CGI-Family-Film stereotype of replacing story & substance with lowbrow humor, holding a level of profundity equivalent to a common houseplant. Which Unfortunately, it falls into a trap I’ve seen recently where instead of exploring the Dystopian themes it’s based upon, the creators choose to sideline the think-piece into a more conventional adventure, masquerading as something more than that.

It’s truly a pity because I thought the concept for the reboot could’ve been interesting. Focusing more on a commercialism-focused environmentally-wounded future had promise, as the original spotlighted the Once-ler’s Story in a gentler time. Unfortunately the villain is nothing more than an obstruction, and the only other points of interest are Taylor Swift as a tween cartoon and the all-knowing Betty White. The Lorax is easily the weakest of the Seuss CGI Reboots, and should only be viewed wearing a Level 5 Radiation Suit and after a few shots of Johnnie Walker. The original is still on YouTube here; don’t bother spending bucks on something if you can see a superior version of without buying the malformed 3-legged cow.

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Amadeus is Short & Sweet. It’s a neat little what if that explores the life of the musician and his abnormal escapades. The movie starts with some intrigue that helps add a bit of tension to what would otherwise be the life of times of the poor and soon-to-be-famous. Strange movie, but neat.

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Song of the Sea is pretty damn good.

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Created by Irish Developer Cartoon Saloon, the film really does hit all the right notes. Visually, they use storybook environments combined with 2D Animation. As The Director pointed out, they were *highly* influenced by Studio Ghibli and few older Japanese animations; a lot of the unique character designs and lush surroundings make that readily apparent for audiences. The story itself is influenced highly by celtic folklore with some liberal interpretations. The movie starts out with a mystery, but quickly hurdles to modern day and leads two children down a mythical road. It’s a smart, subtle, emotional movie that’s got made my day. Never seen their previous work The Secret of Kells, but I’m pretty curious about it now.

Cabaret was a neat treat. Set during the Nazi regime, the movie focuses on the hedonistic landscape of the Cabaret, starring Sally Bowles(played by Liza Minelli). She was quite a hot number back in the day. Passionate, impulsive, and young at heart, Sally is virtually everything that the other main character is not, and the film spends quite a bit of time playing off the strange relationship as it ebbs and flows. The cabaret shows often play off of what’s going on in the movie, whether related to them or no. It’s a neat ride.
 

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Paranorman is a Stop-Motion film from the same people who created Coraline. The vibe of the film isn’t far from Gravity Falls - A misunderstood young’un who breathed in and swallowed Haley Joel Osmond, his newfound ability making him increasingly reclusive. Character Writing/Design will feel familiar to those who’ve played Psychonauts. Exaggerated body/face types, quirkiness abounds, though there are exceptions Courtney is more like a satire of the Clique Girly Girl, at least for a good portion of it. To be frank, most of the hard-hitting storyline doesn’t pick up until about 2/3 in, though the payoff is quite something special - the rest revolves around build-up/exposition & a wacky adventure. Visually, LAIKA productions managed some serious improvements compared to coraline; Facial detail is much higher, collaboration of different animation styles are more prevalent, it’s a crazy labor of love and a great movie.

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Puss In Boots was neat. Side Story from the shrek universe that turned out better than I expected. Combine feline vigilante with the Beanstalk Myth, Cat Jokes, and quite a few origin stories. Has Banderas and Salma Hayek playing off each other, which is a natural fit. While the only modern Dreamworks movie I can fully recommend is still Kung Fu Panda 2, Puss & Boots does surprisingly well for itself, and to be forthright I enjoyed it more than the Shrek films besides the first.

Her is something I’m sure BioWare fans will be all over: A Focus on relationships, a teensy bit of sci-fi, and a lot of heart. Ultimately, Her is about Strange Love. It explores the potential of not-too-far-off technology, tapping into the life of the main character and his paramour, hitting a series of social and philosophical dilemmas along the way. It’s a think piece, genuine & sincere, and surprisingly moving; I can put in a full reccomendation for Her.

At the very least, you can listen to Scarlet Johannsen perform Cybersex. That’s gotta count for something.
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Rocketeer had a fair success back in the day, just about anything can get a reboot so I suppose it's not unheard of. Never seen the Shadow.

Oh I hope not. Rocketeer is a classic. There needs to be a sign on that thing: "DO NOT TOUCH!"
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At the very least, you can listen to Scarlet Johannsen perform Cybersex. That’s gotta count for something.

It's one of the basic necessities for sustaining life. Food, water, shelter, and Scarlett Johannson doing phone sex.


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I actually laughed(and was horrified afterwords) by how some of that early dialogue played out. To say how he handled events from The Storm was grating would be a vast, vast, *colossal* understatement. The characters you knew and love are all but barely resembling their original traits, and not for the better. Almost every character’s been made to be overly serious, and Zuko often heads into overacting mode. As this *is* an entire 6-hour season crammed into less than 2, most of what makes televised seasons advantageous for storytelling(building up characters over longer periods of time) is nearly non-existent. In the hands of M. Night, this may be considered an act of mercy. The strengths of the film tend to be the visual effects/wardrobe/action sequences - that portion they seemed to get right on the nose. Water/Ice effects look great, and the fighting is usually on par. While not the worst movie in the world, it’s seriously plagued by inconsistencies and poor writing; even Non-AtlA fans are going to have a hard time enjoying whatever the devil this is, and are *way* better off trying the original.

The effects were well done, but it was like creating an exquisite painting inside a toilet. Had I not known of ATLA, I would've just passed it off as forgettable nonsense, but as a big fan, I'd rather give friggin' Birdemic: Shock and Terror a second watch. I'm just glad I didn't pay for that swill. 

 

I am amused that Birdemic has a significantly higher rating on the Tomato-meter than The Last Airbender does (20% to 6% respectively). 


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Rocketeer had a fair success back in the day, just about anything can get a reboot so I suppose it's not unheard of. Never seen the Shadow.

The Shadow is fun... Also from the same year I think was the movie of The Phantom, also fun...

 

Only with The Rocketeer who today could fill the role of the character played by Jennifer Connelly?



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Into The Storm

 

4/10

 

Seems like they wanted to do a movie like Twister only it wasn't fun



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The Shadow is fun... Also from the same year I think was the movie of The Phantom, also fun...
 
Only with The Rocketeer who today could fill the role of the character played by Jennifer Connelly?


You can't really replace Jennifer, but I'd suggest:

Jessica deGouw

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The original Rocketeer's low budget gave it that authentic "serials" feel, not sure if a big budget would improve it.


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Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings

 

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I´ll give it 7/10. A fun little splatter movie.



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God's not Dead

It was as bad as I was expecting it to be.

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Star Wars Episode 2 Attack of the clones Best movie EVER


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You can't really replace Jennifer, but I'd suggest:

Jessica deGouw

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Peyton List

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The original Rocketeer's low budget gave it that authentic "serials" feel, not sure if a big budget would improve it.

 

 

I think both of those ladies would fill the role but if I had to choose it would be Jessica DeGouw



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Part way through 'The Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance' have to watch the rest on my pvr in the next day or so.



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Last night I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(the New One), it was pretty sweet but the Originals are better lol



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The animted TMNT is even better then the first movies...


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The animted TMNT is even better then the first movies...

I always liked the first movie as it kept the comedic banter of the cartoon and the dark grittiness of the comics - the best of both worlds. The original cartoon is still pretty great though. :)

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Well just got done with Night at the Museum 3, it was a splendid movie I must say.  


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Well just got done with Night at the Museum 3, it was a splendid movie I must say.  

 

So it's not a dud?

 

I liked the 2nd movie better then the 1st  and liked Amy Adams ....


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Well I thought it was good and I didn't get bored with it either. I been tired all day so if it was bad I probably would've fell asleep.

 

I look at these things as its your own opinion, what I think is good you might think is crap lol. I didn't mine the second one, guess the only downer of the film is knowing that Robin Williams is dead. 

 

I actually get a bit sad inside after enjoying a Dark Knight watch because of Heath Ledger and his Joker being his last role. 

 

I guess growing up with the actors when they meet tragic ends holds weight on you because they entertained you with their films. 



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I finally went out and saw Ant-Man. I also watched Taken 2 on TV which I hadn't got around to seeing before.


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I have both the Taken movies but can't watch them in one sitting. They're way over the top..

 

There's a 3rd one too..



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Went to go see the new Mission Impossible last week. It was alright, I liked Ghost Protocol better.

3 is still my favorite though.

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Batman Forever

Batman & Robin

 

Hadn't seen them since they came out. Now I remember, vividly, why I have avoided them.


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Terminator Genisys...

yeeeahhh, no. I like Arnold a lot, but ah...

 

So they came to Cyberdyne building, blow their way to Skynet's internal systems like CPUs and RAMs which they wanted to destroy with explosives. But during the fighting they literally destroyed several rows of these CPUs and RAMs and HDDs without any impact on Skynet's perfomance. 

Do you guys/girls remember how HAL9000 was dying? riiiight.

 

And i don't even remember how Genisys ends...


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Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
 
Hadn't seen them since they came out. Now I remember, vividly, why I have avoided them.

Heh, I once heard George Clooney use Batman and Robin as the reason he doesn't do summer blockbusters.

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Not a very good movie. The only reason anybody watches this is to see 18 be a complete and rightful badass.