I would've been like...When I was working as a cashier at Walmart years ago, this lady came through my line with two little boys (maybe 6 and 8) who were jumping around all excited and the latest GTA (don't remember which one it was). I was suspicious based on the way the kids were acting and having played the game myself (and being able to read the M rating on the cover) and was like "ma'am, this isn't for them is it? It's an M rated game and it's really violent" thinking maybe she didn't know but she just looked embarrassed and said "well they already have the other one..."
Hiero: "Hell yeah little fellas!" *high fives kids*
Ignorant Mom: "W-what! Watch your language in front of m-"
Hiero: "Just got that game the other day too. In this one you could *expletive* a... (3 minute long mind numbing curse ridden recollection of the games' new features.)... and that's the end of that. Definitely worth the purchase though."
Not So Ignorant Mom: *Looks upon her children with a sweat soaked, slack jawed face paled from shock* "Y-you're not getting this game!"
Kids: "No! We wan- (intelligible whining)"
Enlightened Mom: "Don't say no to me! We are leaving now! "*grabs up kids storms off*
Kids: *looks back* "I HATE YOU!" *mean mugs mad hard*
Hiero: "Join the club. The President? Me." *sneaks sip of JD from flask hidden on his person*
Floor Manager: "Hiero what's the problem?"
Hiero:: *fumbles with hiding the flask* "Nothing much. Just some kids trying to trick their mom into purchasing the new GTA."
Floor Manager: " You mean the one in which you could *expletive* a... (3 minute mind numbing curse ridden recollection of the games features.)
Hiero: "Yup."
Floor Manager: "Oh *expletive*."





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