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Your Warden, Hawke, and the Inquisitor meet in a tavern...


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Undead Han

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How does that end? 

 

Would they hit it off, or would blood be spilled?



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Snook

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I'm not sure about my Inquisitor, but seeing as my Hawke is responsible for my Warden's clan being dead along with Merrill, I don't imagine it'd be a long conversation before somebody ended up dead. 

 

I'd put money on Warden provided she can reach the ol' murder knife before he shoots a lightning bolt at her face. 


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Considering my Hawke and my Warden are related they'd at least have both that and both of them being mages common. The Warden will absolutely be annoyed by Hawke being so supporting of Anders but they'd get along quite well in the end. They both wish for the same thing, just got different ideas of getting there.

Now my Warden will probably get along better with the idea of my inquisitor that i got now since my Hawke is a bit more reckless in her methods. Possible that my Hawke and Inquisitor wont get along that well at all



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Is this like a rock, paper, scissors kind of deal?



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EmissaryofLies

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A magical lesbian orgy of course.


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Divine Justinia V

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A magical lesbian orgy of course.

 

Basically...


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Nefla

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We don't even know how we can make the inquisitor yet, or what kind of restrictions will be imposed on their personality and motives. Yes, I am not fun.


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Since all three are female for me, I wouldn't be surprised if Isabela would join in for some action :devil:


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Warden to inquisitor: "You got to be a Qunari? Wtf?" 


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My Dalish Warden would be unimpressed with Hawke's nonchalant demeanor (and the fact that Hawke is a shemlen human). My Hawke would offer to buy both of them drinks, and then attempt to steal their coin purses when they weren't paying attention. My Vashoth Inquisitor would respond to this by burning Hawke's fingers with her magic. My Warden would snicker. Hawke would make a snarky comment about self-righteous Dalish. The Warden would then try to kill Hawke. Then the Inquisitor would sip her drink casually as the two battled their way out of the tavern.


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My dwarf Warden and my dwarf Inquisitor would exchange stories about their battles and the mage women in their lives (Morrigan and Vivienne).

 

My Hawke would be in a corner, possibly dead from a shiv in the neck.


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Warden to Hawke: Saving a country > Saving a city.

 

Inquisitor to Warden: Saving the world > Saving a country.

 

Hawke [Witty]: I'm not here to save anything. I helped asplode a church and started a global war. For the lulz.

 

Warden and Inquisitor: FFS...


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Parmida

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A "Glorious" gay orgy with ZevZev. What else? 


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My warden female elf would sleep with all the better looking people in the bar.

 

My male Mage would get ambushed and attack by some random people for some reason and beat them with sarcastic flair.

 

My Female Qunari worrier inquisitor will look at them and say "Bas are strange".


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Welsh Inferno

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I think the Warden & Inquisitor would give Hawke a black eye, throw him out of the bar then carry on drinking.


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"Are you in line or are you waiting for your order to be filled?"

"Oh, sorry, no I'm not in line, go ahead"

"Oh thank god someone asked, I've been standing here awkwardly for 5 minutes trying to tell if this was a line or not"

 

And then they never meet again


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Inquisitor: You don't talk much, do you?

 

Warden: .......

 

Inquisitor: ... Okay then!

 

Hawke: I am sarcastic and very attractive.


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Inquisitor: You don't talk much, do you?

 

Warden: .......

 

Inquisitor: ... Okay then!

 

Hawke: I am sarcastic and very attractive and I have good hair.

 

Fixed.


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Chiramu

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A collective, "Hello."

 

They sit down at the bar and drink their drinks. It's awkward to ask too many questions to strangers.


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The universe would explode from an overdose of awesome, naturally. ;)



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My Inquisitor would probably attempt to force both of them to work for her, which would be met with two "Lolno".

 

I'd like to think Hawke would start some epic mini-battle with the Quizzy, while my Warden just nonchalantly chills in a corner, sighing about being too old for this.

Then they all have sex, of course. (no)


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Then they all have sex, of course. (no)

 

YES. 

 

I can see no other outcome. 


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#23
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Pretty much nothing would happen considering that all 3 of them are stoic, reserved men who place huge emphasis on things like family, duty, and honor.

 

In other words, boring. 



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the jokes... just the jokes. my city elf warden was rather sarcasm. my favorite hawke was all sarcastic. and I'm sure my inquisitor will be too. 

 

 

Pretty much nothing would happen considering that all 3 of them are stoic, reserved men who place huge emphasis on things like family, duty, and honor.

 

In other words, boring. 

 

 

so you had 3 stannises? is that right? what is the plural of stannis? 


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"Are you in line or are you waiting for your order to be filled?"

"Oh, sorry, no I'm not in line, go ahead"

"Oh thank god someone asked, I've been standing here awkwardly for 5 minutes trying to tell if this was a line or not"

 

And then they never meet again

 

I laughed so hard!  Since I usually favor the Warden/Hawke that I play most like my own personality, this is exactly what would happen with if mine met each other.