the jokes... just the jokes. my city elf warden was rather sarcasm. my favorite hawke was all sarcastic. and I'm sure my inquisitor will be too.
so you had 3 stannises? is that right? what is the plural of stannis?
I was gonna say Neds ![]()
the jokes... just the jokes. my city elf warden was rather sarcasm. my favorite hawke was all sarcastic. and I'm sure my inquisitor will be too.
so you had 3 stannises? is that right? what is the plural of stannis?
I was gonna say Neds ![]()
My City Elf Warden would rather drink her merlot and let Alistair do the talking. My rogue Hawke would be asking many a question about their adventures during the blight and becoming increasingly frustrated at Alistair's goofy answers and the Warden's aloofness.
My mage Warden and Hawke would be very fascinated to meet one another, sharing stories and laughing, but avoiding the elephant in the room. Deep down they wonder if they can really trust the other.
My Inquisitor, no idea. Haven't met them yet.
They'd trade tales of course
I was gonna say Neds
the plural is easier ![]()
My male human warriors would likely be friends and share in pointing and laughing at drunky Alistar. Also Warden would probably share how to become a spirit warrior with Hawke and maybe the Inquisitor if it doesn't return.
My female mages, likely something involving an elf, a human, a qunari, and a bedroom and then working on their shared goal of finding a way to become influential magister senators. Elf and Qunari since it would be an acomplishment to reach such a station as nonhumans and Hawke since she wishes daddy had moved there so her and Bethany didn't have to spend their childhood hiding.
My rouges, likely don't care much about each other. The Male Dwarf Noble Warden is more interested in sitting in the Grey Warden/Surfacer Aid base in Orzammar between deep roads raids, so Behlen has to rock himself asleep at night repeating "Can't sleep, warden will kill me" and is less likely to try and kill is wife and child(ren). The pro templar female Hawke is mostly interested in retaking her Viscountship and then turning the Free Marches into a true country and not just an alliance of city states. Elf Inquistor likely busy with his/her own break away from the Dalish that says they'll accept the Maker but still want their own country and freedom to relearn the old crafts.
I haven't nailed down my Inquisitor yet but a terrible catfight would break out between my Warden and my Hawke. I've been creating my DA characters as characters who would absolutely hate one another so whatever happened it wouldn't be pretty.
All of my PC's are laid-back jokesters that take nothing seriously. Obviously this would end in either the three of them getting drunk and heading out to beat up bandits, or an orgy on Isabela's ship.
I haven't nailed down my Inquisitor yet but a terrible catfight would break out between my Warden and my Hawke. I've been creating my DA characters as characters who would absolutely hate one another so whatever happened it wouldn't be pretty.
(Hawke and Warden stare at an impassive faced Inquisitor)
Hawke: So you're the new guy? A Dalish Mage? seriously?
(Warden assumes an unimpressed arms folded stance)
Hawke: (motioning to warden)This guy, got a circle annulled, you know what annulled means right? He also stopped a Blight, you know about Blights and Darkspawn? And a civil war. War .. as in mass death, veil thinning death. Tell me you know what the Veil is? Next, you'll tell me you don't know what the Fade is.
Inquisitor: Beyond. It's called the Beyond.
Hawke: Beyond? Beyond what? (Warden digs Hawke in ribs) (Hawke Sighs, bored tone) He did all this whilst bedding everyone available and looking fantastically awesome.
(Warden nods head excitedly, makes a cradling a baby action)
Hawke: Yeah, lets's not talk about that. I stopped a Qunari incursion. Qunari? Ring any bells? Was there when the whole Mage/Templar thing kicked off. You heard about that right? My friend blew up the Kirkwall Chantry. You know about the Chantry? Chant of Light? Andraste? The Maker? The Old Gods?
(Inquisitor makes a pained expression)
Hawke: And I did all this whilst bedding everyone available and looking fantastically awesome. (Warden and Hawke bro fist) So... What are you going to do to top that elf boy, hmm?
Inquisitor: I can't tell you, you'll have to wait an see.
(Warden facepalms)
Hawke: At least we tried.
It would have to be a pretty large tavern for all my Wardens, Hawkes and potential Inquisitors to fit in. It would probably start with three of them in there having a quiet drink, then the rest would burst in through the wall having a fight like in Blazing Saddles.
A fight'd break out between mage-loving Hawke and my mage-hating (and thus self-loathing) Inquisitor. And my Warden would try to come between them.
Assuming we're talking about my 'personal canon' universe and not one of the seven others ...
Aggressive!Hawke would start an argument with some of the other patrons - someone was probably saying nasty things about mages. Or maybe they just looked at her funny. Diplomatic!Warden would try to get everyone to calm down, unsuccessfully. The Inquisitor would gleefully join in the inevitable bar fight.
I made my Warden such a badass that the other two will be like children next to him. Hawke romanced Merril, Warden romanced Morrigan. See the difference?
Why not have all the different wardens and Hawkes you have played in the same bar. That would be more interesting. Just leave all the LI:s home that evening, that would be really awkward ![]()
Hawke: *Starts massive barfight over missing wallet.*
Warden: *Pickpockets all the people.*
Inquisitor: *Tries diplomacy. Fails. Notices missing wallet. Starts fighting.*
Warden: *No more people to pickpocket. Joins the fight for the xp.*
Later:
Hawke: *Leaning against a broken table* Ahh. There's nothing as relaxing as a good brawl.
Inquisitor: *Sitting next to Hawke* Dammit! I needed that money for the war effort. How am I gonna pay my men now? If only I had gone straight to the keep... Where am I gonna get 50 gold now?
Warden: *Diplomances Inquisitor* War effort?
Inquisitor: *Explains*
Warden: *Hands over 50 gold* I have a hidden pocket, so it dosen't get stolen... *Lying success! 200xp gained!*
Inquisitor: Thank you! I can't believe you'd do this for me! You're a good person.
Hawke: You know she's the one that stole it in the first place, right?
Inquisitor: What!?
Warden: *Activates Stealth and gets the hell out of there*
Inquisitor,Hawke,Rest of the bar people: AFTER HER!!!
my warden would be so jealous to see hawk walk in with anders then learning they are together.
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and then anders would sneek out with the inquisitor, thinking everyone wants him. Then my inquisitor leash him like a saarebas and keep him for a pet.
Warden: I've saved the country multiple times.
Inquisitor: I'm saving the world from everyone else.
Hawke: I was an ineffectual babysitter/gopher who unknowingly helped blow up the Chantry and helped Kirkwall have a meltdown.
Here's the thing. Hawke is, in my eyes, two kinds of people; the idiot portrayed in the game and the Hawke I have built up in my head to spite the game. My Warden and my Mind Hawke would get along spectacularly. The 'other' In Game Hawke would get an @ss kicking from both corners.
To be honest, I don't think either my Warden or Inquisitor would give a sh*t unless Hawke had Anders with her. My Warden would recognize him instantly, Varric would accidentally out the poor fool by calling to him. Then things would get ugly. In reality they would just ignore everyone and set themselves up in their own little corner's with their companions and periodically survey the bar for any sign of trouble Hawke would be trying to keep a low profile.
My Mage Warden (my canon warden) would discreetly peer at the female Qunari Inquisitor out of sheer curiosity. Alistair would probably make a silly joke in order to break the ice with the Inquisitor and Varric would jump right in as he would be all too willing to engage in their antics.
Qunistor would be flattered by the friendly behavior given how most people tend to react to her, although she would observe from the position of spectator for most of the conversation and pipe up every now and again. She's more of a Dry Humor kind of gal, my Qunisitor. Qunisitor would also find the dynamic between the Warden and Alistair to be of particular interest as she finds the interactions of bas who are romantically linked quite fascinating.
They'd probably bring their significant other and have an orgy. *kinky*