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[Beerfish]

The Warden, Hawke and the Inquisitor meet in a tavern and start reminiscing about their homes.

 

"Back in my tavern in Fereldan," brags the Warden, "for every three pints of ale I order, they give me the fourth for free!"

"In my pub back home in Par Vollen," says the Inquisitor, "I pay for two pints of the best ale and they give me the third for free!"

"That's nothing", says Hawke "In my tavern in Kirkwall, you walk up to the bar and they give you the 1st pint for free, the 2nd pint for free, the 3rd pint for free and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"

"Is that really true?" asks the Warden.  "Has that really happened to you?"

"Well no," says Hawke, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"

[Dukemon]

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"Well no," says Hawke, "but it happens to my sister all the time!"

 

your hawke is not a good brother/sister. ^^

[Beerfish]

your hawke is not a good brother/sister. ^^

Awwwww...it's only Bethany..... 

[Dukemon]

Awwwww...it's only Bethany..... 

you mean man. 

poor girl ... ^^

[Rebel74]

SUASAGE FEST

[AlexWk31]

They'd get drunk and then rent a room *wink wink*.

 

Hawke has a thing for elves!

[colemanshane]

With one being a Dalish who loved his clan and romanced an Apostate, 

And the other being an Apostate who romanced one of the Dalish Clan.

I think it would be a good time. 

[bEVEsthda]

Inquisitor: Well, well, if it ain't the famous Champion of Kirkwall?

 

Marian Hawke: Who? Me? No, you mistake me. You've probably seen my face on a L'Oreal poster. I used to be the 'blood splattered face' -model for a couple years. - You know, "because we're worth it"?

 

Inquisitor: - Oh yeah, that's right, isn't it? <chuckles> May as it be, but an associate of mine, a certain Cassandra, tells me you're the Champion, for sure.

 

Marian Hawke: Cassandra? Never heard of her. - Look, if this is supposed to be a pickup line, it ain't working. Buy me another beer instead.

 

Inquisitor: Oh, I'll be happy to. - CAN WE HAVE THREE BEERS, PLEASE!  But you see, I know you're the Champion. There's no point denying it.

 

Marian Hawke: Can you at least keep your voice down? I'm not the Champion, but someone might hear you and get ideas. - Why three, btw?

 

Inquisitor: For one of Cassandra's friends. I'm sure you'll find his face familiar. - Oh, here he is already! <waves his hand> - Game's up!

 

Varric: - Hi.

 

Marian Hawke:  ...

 

Varric: Well, what can I say. I'm sorry Marian, but they tortured me. - Mmmm, this ale is good!

 

Marian Hawke: - I've never seen this repulsive little traitor before in my life!

 

Inquisitor: - Relax. - Look, it's not what it seems. I'm not even looking for Anders, ...though I'm sure you could tell me something of his whereabouts.

 

Marian Hawke: Even if I knew any Andreas - which I don't - I'm no snitch.

 

Inquisitor: As I said, I've no interest in Anders. And you are not in any trouble from me, either.

 

Marian Hawke: - Hah! That'll be the day. From you? No, I'm not! - I'll say that is right!

 

Inquisitor: <chuckles> - See? You are the Champion. But we know that. - Look, this is about something I think you could be of help with.

 

Marian Hawke: You need a mercenary? Look at someone else, and thanks for the beer.

 

Inquisitor: Like who? That big, serious qunari in that strange armor? - I swear that armor looks like the Legion of Death. - Didn't you like singlehandedly, seriously spank an entire qunari army?

 

Marian Hawke: Not an army. And not alone. I had help. And that particular qunari, you're watching, could've done the same. I've seen him. That qunari crew in Kirkwall wouldn't have troubled him.   ...Either.

 

Varric: - Hmm. Interesting. You're correct. That is the armor patterns of the Legion of the Dead.  ...of the Dead, not "death". Where could he have got that?

 

Inquisitor: Maybe the same place, as that little gaunt city elf with the grey complexion and sad eyes, got her black, demonic armor from. - Surely she can't draw that bow? A little city elf, with that big qunari? - That's perverted! Is it even physically possible?   ...Or legal?

 

Varric: - Maker, that is a huge bow!

 

Marian Hawke: I wouldn't recommend bothering them. And... For all I've already said about the Qunari, never mind him, it's the little city elf you should be wary of.

 

Inquisitor: - Really?

 

Marian Hawke: - Really. <sips beer>

[Nightdragon8]

Inquistor: :Thanks for the mess you gave me Hawke

 

Hawke: Not my fualt the Knight-commander went bat#$@# crazy.

 

Inquistor: Really you where the one who found the Idol.

 

Hawke: Still not my fault got backstabbed as soon as we found it.

 

Inquistor: I guess... Still could have done something about the mages.

 

Hawke: How was i sposed to know that he was a bloodmage... I just wanted my sister out of it

 

Inquistor: Fair enough... Warden got nothing to say?

 

Warden: Hmm? What's there to say? After the blight its been just killing darkspawn... and more darkspawn... and well.. more darkspawn...

[Aolbain]

Warden: ":...." *Silently stares at the other two and generally creeps everyone out.*

 

Hawk: "So, who are you guys?"

 

Inquisitor: "Bow before the Inquistion!"

 

Warden: "....."

 

Hawk: "The what now?"

 

Inquisitor: "ALL RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!"

[HuldraDancer]

So many Wardens and Hawkes to choose from..eh I'll just go with my top three canon ones.

 

Okay my Amells meeting in a bar would most likely result in a lot of awkwardness and tears, and my F!Warden wanting to slap F!Hawke upside the head for being a mage who sides with templars and my Hawke wanting to slap the Warden upside the head for sleeping with Isabela. Then both would get drunk and cry over why their girlfriends left them.

 

My F!Brosca Warden would probably stab my warrior F!Hawke for the sole purpose of her constantly putting down the man she is suppose to love. Warrior Hawke would wipe the floor with My Brosca in that case though in a straight up fight. My Brosca is quite the romantic at heart so she'd hate to see how Warrior Hawke treated Anders.

 

And last one, my dalish M!Warden and Rouge M!Hawke would probably get on just fine, both care about the dalish both see no problem with blood magic, both have mage girlfriends, both are rouges, my warden is just a better smooth talker than my hawke. Actually I do see some jealousy resulting from Merrill wanting to catch up with the Warden which could be fun.....or bloody depending if Morrigan was there or not.

 

I have nothing to say for my Inquisitors since I can never seem to plan out a personality ahead of time without it changing drasticly by the time I play, all I know at this point is dwarf rouge and qunari mage :/

[WidePaul]

My warden and Hawke would bond over stories of their sexytimes with Isabella and my inquisitor would be so intrigued that she would repurpose the inquisition to track Bella down and try out that gorgeous pirate booty.

[WorldOverlord]

My warden and Hawke would bond over stories of their sexytimes with Isabella and my inquisitor would be so intrigued that she would repurpose the inquisition to track Bella down and try out that gorgeous pirate booty.

Having giggity-giggity time within Isabella needs to be a tradition among DA protagonists. Not sure how they would justify it if Hawke romanced Bella fully, but the thought of the heroes meeting and them swapping stories of Bella is hilarious.

[Remmirath]

They'd get along well enough if they avoided talking about certain subjects. The Blight and the Qunari would be fine to talk about, or perhaps the weather, or what might or might not be going down in Orlais. However, if they brought up the subject of mages or the subject of certain companions, things might get awkward.

The most awkward topics would all have to do with magic or people they both knew.

Mages: Zemariel Tabris thought that they should all be free, and only treated like criminals if they'd actually done something to justify it (and then allowed to join the Grey Wardens, of course, because he always considered that the best option). He had several friends who were mages. Thanatos Hawke, on the other hand, generally distrusted mages, was trained as a templar, and sided with the templars. His opinion was that every mage was a blood mage or abomination waiting to happen.

Anders: Zemariel counted both Anders and Justice as friends. Thanatos killed Anders. After hearing what Anders did, Zemariel probably wouldn't outright kill Thanatos for it, but he'd be rather disposed against him.

Isabela: Thanatos wanted to hunt her down and kill her, and upon realising he was talking to an assassin, he might try to hire Zemariel to do it. Zemariel would refuse, because although he was not very fond of her, he would think that was excessive and vindictive.

Their best bet would be talking about the darkspawn, really; Zemariel would be quite interested to hear about Corypheus, and Thanatos would really rather somebody else dealt with anything like that in the future, so he'd try to scrape any lingering problems from that encounter off on him. For the most part, Thanatos would not be inclined to talk much, but Zemariel had a habit of talking to nearly everyone he encountered, so they would probably end up having a brief but awkward conversation. If they had along the people they most often took with them, that would only add another not-talkative person (Fenris) and another talkative person (Zevran). Zemariel had way more money at the end than he knew what to do with, so he'd probably just keep buying drinks for everyone who walked in the door. That would make Thanatos dislike him less, at least. It probably wouldn't come to a fight, but if it did, Zemariel would be expected to win (taking into account the differences in combat system between the two games, he was much higher level, had better equipment, and was generally better optimised to boot).

Other Wardens would have other reactions. Senravin Mahariel would not get along with anyone in the room (except for maybe the Inquisitor, since she'll probably be a Dalish elf), because he hated humans and felt that city elves were all weak. He'd probably just get drunk and then leave. Guennean Cousland would tend to agree more with Thanatos, for the most part, although she would not approve of his "anything goes" methods. Narvinyel Surana would probably get beat up and tossed out of the bar, because she was generally an awful person, and really none of them were fond of manipulative blood mages with grandiose plans of world domination.

As for the Inquisitor, I've no idea how she'll fit into all this, because I don't know what she'll do or for certain what she'll be like. My guess would be that she'll end up somewhere in between the first two in terms of personality, and would get along at least a little with both of them, but that depends on how much she gets annoyed by the messes they left for her to deal with.

[Stelae]

Ebon Hawke: Here's trouble; what's with the Qunari in the fancified armour?

Amara Cousland: Hang on a minute ... *wanders over, picks pocket, reads ID* ... Hmmm.   Inquisitor Biggles ... looks like a Templar on steroids.  Didn't expect that ...

Ebon:  Templar?! Crap.  Knew they'd find me eventually ... *Gravitic ring* *Slam* *Tempest*

Amara, Biggles:  What the??

Biggles: Note to self: Always bring Varric to the bar. Natural negotiator.  Also, fine singer. *Nullifies magic*  Buy you girls a drink?

Amara:  Sure!

Ebon:  ... I guess ...

[Reznore57]

It'd be kinda strange.

Plum Hawke: Hey! Cousin Amell , I'm so glad to finally meet you!

Reznore Amell: Right.

Plum Hawke: Something wrong?

Inquisitor: So I've gathered you here today because I'm on a very important investigation and...

Plum throws a peanut at the warden.

Warden *death stare*:Do you know someone named Isabela?

Hawke: Oh I know Isabela.*wink*

Warden: She stole my boyfriend.

Hawke :Err...I'm going to order some beers.Lots of.* steal the Inquisitor purse*

 

Five minutes after.

Inquisitor: So you've both met Flemeth.

Warden:I've Killed her.

Hawke : Nope , nope never met her.

Inquisitor :Are you sure ,Champion? An old friend of yours gave us a different tale.

Hawke :What!You think I've raised her from the dead or something...come on.Never.Met.Her.

Inquisitor: Alright.You're both mages , and both of you have been trying to free...

Hawke: No.No.No.Mages are fine in their circles.I was trying to...Damn that Knight Commander Meredith was annoying ...I was doing my best to annoy her back.

Inquisitor: So you gave her a cursed Idol , and once she was insane , you killed her.

Hawke :It was all Varric's fault!

Warden:Your brother Carver warn me about you , you know.

Hawke :Oh here it goes.WE , Wardens save the World.Spare me.

Warden: I've Killed an Archdemon.

Hawke : Shut up.I haven't bring back your Archdemon from the dead...yet.

Warden: Well truth be told.I've saved his so...oh look over there a bird!

[Althix]

Warden: Hey you two! This place is for adults. Why don't you kids go and play in sandbox outside?

Inquisitor: Oh yes sir, sorry sir.

*Hawke wipes tears and sniffles, running ouside*

Warden: Damn kids...

[RedFire]

Inquisitor: Hey you two! This place is for adults. Why don't you kids go and play in sandbox outside?

Warden: Oh yes sir, sorry sir.

*Hawke wipes tears and sniffles, running ouside*

Inquisitor: Damn kids...

 

Fixed. The Inquisitor certainly sounds a lot older than the Warden considering the Warden is always around 20.

[spinachdiaper]

My Inquisitor will kill my Warden and Hawk. After the horrible experience that DA2 was I no longer care about the DA universe and it's Lore so I won't play goodie little two shoes and I will play as Evil as possible because there are only a few WRPGs coming on next gen so DAI is a defacto unenthusiastic day one pick up for me. I guess i'll take my DA2 frustrations out on DAI's characters and world 

[KeraWildmane]

My Warden and Hawke would definitely get along. They're both witty and sarcastic, sympathize with mages (my Hawke is a mage), and have respect for the Qun, though they would never join it. My Vashoth inquisitor is most likely going to be far more serious and would probably just be annoyed by the other two.

[Mecha Elf]

My female Tabris would be happily making conversation with my female rogue hawk about non sense, trade secrets of their awesome rogue techniques, and then they would find out that both their LIs knew eachother (Zevran & Isabela) and procede to do what they do best, while my female Qunari Mage would be getting drunk off of some ale.

[DrBlingzle]

Fixed. The Inquisitor certainly sounds a lot older than the Warden considering the Warden is always around 20.

Actually by 9:40 I think both hawke and the warden will be around 30.

[Wulfram]

Hawke would probably act like a total fangirl, Warden would feel awkward, Inquisitor would be trapped in a state of quantum uncertainty until I collapse the waveform

[MetalGear312]

Ah there would be a threesome that Thedas shan't soon forget that much is for certain.