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[GuitarShredUK]

Well - I model my main DA characters on myself, then play around with the other races. Warden, Hawke, Inquisitor all modeled on myself would be the most awkward intro/conversation in history, probably. Human noble F!Warden, a mage supporter, vs F!Hawke (killed Anders, found him to be a whingeing *******, neutral in Mages/Templars war) vs F!Qunari Inquisitor = super interesting trade off leading to much bloodshed and epic barfight.

[Rainbow Wyvern]

Well I've got a new set of actual 'canon' protagonists after my recently-finished games, so.. re-do? 

My Quizzy would still try and recruit them, thinking "LOL this will be easy, they're both mages and are related!" 

 

lolnope

 

My Warden, Kynareth Amell, is extremely pro-mage, anti-circle, and Sage Hawke is a pro-Circle sorta-pro-Templar-I-guess mage. (my former Circle mage hates Circles, and my apostate protagonist is pro-Circle.. makes sense #sarcasm)

 

Kynareth was good friends with Anders and Justice, and Sage totally killed Anders 'cause Chantrysplosion so, yeah. Kyna would be mad about that. Kynareth would also be pretty mad when she learns that Sage failed to protect his family from dying, leading to her losing quite a bit of relatives to extort money from.  

I can foresee a meeting where Kynareth would inevitably throw around the words "traitor" or "worthless fool" a few times, Sage would laugh at Kyna and make some bad jokes about her, then eventually they'd just break out into a huge argument about mages, Templars, Circles, apostates, who has the sexier love interest... all that. Doubt they'd engage in combat, and not sure who'd win if they did. Sage is a spirit healer, Kyna is a blood mage. Would at least be interesting. DA2 had better autoattacks for mages so maybe Sage.

My poor Inquisitor would just sit in the back and facepalm while drinking the Champion's and Hero's untouched drinks. "And I thought this would be easy...." 

 

 

Darnit, now I wanna write a fic of this. -.-

 

EDIT: Misspelled some stuffs

[Little Princess Peach]

Inquisitor: I faced demons bandits rifts in the sky and I have a keep I'm damn awesome

Warden: I can use modded guns and slap a mage in the face

Inquisitor: damn thats hardcore...

[FarDareisMai]

Hawke: So, your majesty, you just had to help out Anders. Thanks a lot.

Warden: I'm sorry, what?

Hawke: Anders, he told me once you conscripted him when the Templars were about to arrest him.

Warden: Well, it seemed a good idea at the time, new Grey Wardens were needed.

Hawke: So was he bat s*** crazy when you knew him?

Warden: Well, um, no. He was a bit obsessed with cats....

Hawke: Oh yes, Ser Pounce-a-lot *rolls eyes*

Warden: Oh! Yeah I found this adorable little--

Hawke: Forget the cat! He blew up a freaking Chantry!

Warden: Well, how was I supposed to know he'd do that?!

(A chair is slid up to the table and a dark haired woman sits down)

Inquisitor: Morgana Hawke, I presume?

(Hawke stares at the woman, one eyebrow raised)

Inquisitor: (Turning her head to the Warden) Your Majesty. Well, well that pirate was telling the truth after all...

Hawke and the Warden: Isabela *sigh*

(The two give each other a knowing look, both slowly going for their daggers)

Inquisitor: Now, now there's no need for that. I've only come to talk. We've been looking for you for sometime. Leliana assures me you are both women that could turn the tide of this war. (She gives a wry smile and motions for the barmaid) Three ales here!

(The barmaid sets down three pints of ale on the table and walks away)

Inquisitor: Now, ladies (takes a drink of her ale) let me explain....

**An hour later**

Hawke: ...and I walked into his room and he was stroking his crossbow! I'm not s****ing you!

Inquisitor: (Laughing) I know! I caught him petting it and calling it a good girl whenever he thinks no one is looking!

**A half hour later**

Warden: Every time, I swear! He cries and then wants to cuddle! Ugh, and the obsession with cheese! Why do you think I "disappeared"? It was just too much!

**A while later**

Inquisitor: *Unintelligible slurring* *giggles* *Passes out*

Warden: Sneak out the backdoor?

Hawke: Yeah, but wait a second, there's something I need to do first.

(She leans down and next to the Inquisitor, her hand begins to glow. She casts a spell at the Inquisitor's forehead)

Warden: (Leaning down to look) Oh, Champion! *laughs* You are too much!

Barmaid: (Shakes the Inquisitor) Hey "Loser", that'll be 10 sovereigns!

Inquisitor: *Drunkenly* Wha?

Barmaid: (Pointing at the Inquisitor's forehead) *giggles* (Walks away)

[Senya]

Well I've got a new set of actual 'canon' protagonists after my recently-finished games, so.. re-do? 

My Quizzy would still try and recruit them, thinking "LOL this will be easy, they're both mages and are related!" 

 

lolnope

 

My Warden, Kynareth Amell, is extremely pro-mage, anti-circle, and Sage Hawke is a pro-Circle sorta-pro-Templar-I-guess mage. (my former Circle mage hates Circles, and my apostate protagonist is pro-Circle.. makes sense #sarcasm)

 

Kynareth was good friends with Anders and Justice, and Sage totally killed Anders 'cause Chantrysplosion so, yeah. Kyna would be mad about that. Kynareth would also be pretty mad when she learns that Sage failed to protect his family from dying, leading to her losing quite a bit of relatives to extort money from.  

I can foresee a meeting where Kynareth would inevitably throw around the words "traitor" or "worthless fool" a few times, Sage would laugh at Kyna and make some bad jokes about her, then eventually they'd just break out into a huge argument about mages, Templars, Circles, apostates, who has the sexier love interest... all that. Doubt they'd engage in combat, and not sure who'd win if they did. Sage is a spirit healer, Kyna is a blood mage. Would at least be interesting. DA2 had better autoattacks for mages so maybe Sage.

My poor Inquisitor would just sit in the back and facepalm while drinking the Champion's and Hero's untouched drinks. "And I thought this would be easy...." 

 

 

Darnit, now I wanna write a fic of this. -.-

 

EDIT: Misspelled some stuffs

So, it'd be pretty much like the Bioware forum? 

[Mockingword]

Dick-measuring contest, followed by an all-male orgy including their respective partners.

[DragonWolfFang]

Male Hawke struts up to the bar where a Male elf in leather armor sits with a female qunari.

MHawke: So you two come here often?

MDWarden: “Death Glare”

FQInquisitor:  “ignores”

 MHawke: Well this is awkward…

 

Alternatively

All blood mage group.

FHawke: I honestly don’t see the downside of blood magic.

FEMWarden: I know! I’ve got everyone wrapped around my finger and Ruling a kingdom from the shadows it is so much fun!

MQInquisitor: …

FHawke: What’s wrong?

MQInquisitor: You have no idea….

[Rotward]

[Rabies]

My Warden (A rogue, human noble), the Chancellor of King Alistar's court and hero of the Blight meeting my renegade mage Hawke would be...interesting. Well, my Hawke's brother is a Warden so maybe they would have some common ground there.

 

My Warden is familiar with hard choices, and he fell in love with Morrigan so there'd be some sympathy for the mage plight. They're both sarcastic types and I feel like they would hit it off. The only snag would be my Hawke's use of blood magic, even if he only sacrifices his own blood as a last resort in desperate situations.

 

My Inquisitor though will be a hard ass. Think Tywyn Lannister, someone who intimidates and focuses upon accomplishing his goals swiftly and decisively and casts a stink eye towards blood magic. He would likely try to imprison or execute my Hawke, since good ol' Garret always had a problem with authority figures like Meredith.

[Nimlowyn]

 

 

My Warden, Kynareth Amell, is extremely pro-mage, anti-circle, and Sage Hawke is a pro-Circle sorta-pro-Templar-I-guess mage. (my former Circle mage hates Circles, and my apostate protagonist is pro-Circle.. makes sense #sarcasm)

 

I'm playing similarly. My mage Warden goes from status quo (she turns Jowan in) to, after some time finding herself outside the Circle, supporting mage independence and self policing. My mage Hawke is pro-Circle with reforms. I think its a very interesting way to play, its nice to see someone else RPing the same way.

[JoltDealer]

My Warden and Hawke would likely talk about the fact that they were cousins.  My Warden would be happy, yet angry for having never known his family, and Hawke would be cracking sarcastic jokes the entire time.  They would likely get into a brawl rather quick.  As for my Inquisitor, he would be avoiding conversation and sipping his drink, preferring a moment of solace to a night of celebration.

[Seryuu]

My Warden would kill my Inquisitor and Hawke.

[Althix]

Fixed. 

well to be honest if inquisitor can be possessed by a demons or can have demons under his command *cough*desire demon*cough* i will agree with you.

 

But Bioware should try real hard to make Inquisitor superior to Warden.

[JJDrakken]

In a 3 way fuckfest, is how it would end.   Since they are all representations of me, it's just masterbation...right?

[Twilight_Princess]

Well my warden is dead so it would just be Hawke. And I think she'll take issue with the inquisitor taking her trusty dwarf away XD.

[mordy_was_here]

My Warden and Hawke would kill each other, and my Inquisitor would loot the bodies.

[KaiserShep]

For those who have non-human Wardens and Inquisitors.

 

[Phate Phoenix]

I just realized that all three of my characters are unlikely to strike up a random conversation with someone. Grumpy!Warden would need his boyfriend to get things started, as would Aggressive!Hawke and hers. Direct!Inquisitor would need help from whoever her significant other is. It would start off awkward and probably end in a brawl, because, well, Aggressive!Hawke (and maybe Grumpy!Warden) would react poorly to something Direct!Inquisitor would say, and...

 

That's how the bar wound up on fire. They'd all make it out, though, because they are ridiculously hard to kill.

[KC_Prototype]

They hit it off and become the three best friends! No way they kill each other.

[Razored1313]

Well my dwarf commoner, who is neutral about the Mage/Templar conflict, would probably get along great with my snarky pro-Mage femhawke, both telling jokes and happy to meet someone not crazy (my wardens been in the eluvian with morrigan and their non OGB son or at least that's where I saw him last, and hawke....do I even need to explain hawke?)

both would probably dislike my direct!inquisitor who is the polar opposite of both, anti social/aggressive and pro-circle leaning towards Templars.

[Scott Sion]

This.

[Astraea Nevermore]

Hawke and Tabris!Warden start a drinking competition. They become all flirty to each other, remember the good ol' past adventures, sing silly songs (not a problem for Tabris, as he's a bard, but Hawke would probably be a nightmare to hear) and make even sillier jokes, until they both pass out under the table (Hawke is the first). The Inquisitor shakes his head in disbelief and tries to pretend he's not even there.

[Former_Fiend]

My Warden(Male Cousland warrior) and Hawke(female, snarky, also warrior) would probably hit it off rather well. He's a bit more serious, though not without his own sense of humor; there would definitely be a respect, though. And yea, if not for the fact they were both involved(Morrigan and Merill, respectively), they'd probably hook up. Still wouldn't rule a one night stand out.

 

The Inquisitor, I don't know. Haven't nailed that one down yet. So many options.

[naddaya]

Can't say anything about the inquisitor yet, but my Warden and Hawke are cousins. Both snarky mages. They'd probably get along and get drunk together. Little Carver too. He's a warden in my game and I got him friendly.

[Heimdall]

Well my Hawke is with Merrill, so that makes her practically a sister in law to my Mahariel. They'd order a few drinks, worry for a few minutes over Merrill's state of mind, then break out into a drinking song until one of them's under the table (Probably Mahariel, Hawke has plenty of practice with Hightown's strong fancy liquor).

The Inquisitor? She'd sit in the corner and glower at their behavior.