oooh, lessee:
*all sitting down for drinks*
Hawke: "So, Warden, you run into my Bro Carver, yet?"
Warden: *eyeroll* "Ugh, yes, He keeps grumbling about being in my shadow, and all that."
Hawke: *snort* "Yup, that's Carver. Oh, hai, I ran into that Alistair guy of yours when the Qunari were invading. You know, he wouldn't even stop to help!?! *hawke rummages thru secret pocket*. But he did give me this. *tosses Sacred Heart at Warden*.
Warden: "What? He gave you my jewelry? My Sacred Heart?"
Hawke: *shrugs* "He said it was from an 'Ooolllldd Friend'"
Warden: "An OLD. FRIEND?!? An old friend? Oh, that's how it is?"
Hawke: *shrugs and sips beer* "But it was crazy times. I never wanted to be Champion. I more or less got roped into it. Then Anders blew up the Chantry!"
Warden: "I heard the rumors, but I couldn't believe it. He was always a lil shifty, but I didn't know he had it in him."
Hawke: "Well, he had something in him, that's for sure. Then everybody wanted me to pick sides, and I was like you're All Friggin' Crazy. I don't want to get involved in this. And then Meredith.."
Warden: "Oooh, heard about her.."
Hawke: "Well, she was all like, 'B!tch Please! You're already involved'. I said pssh. Whatever. What are you going thru MentalPause or something, Lady?"
Warden: *nods sagely*
Hawke: "At any rate, she's a giant red lyrium doorstop now."
Warden: "Well done! I got roped into the Grey Wardens, too. I never wanted to be a Warden. And they failed to mention a few things before I hit that Joining Cup! I tell ya! I filed a complaint with Weishaupt, but you know how that is.."
Hawke: "Bureaucracy. Bureaucracy..."
Warden: "It was supposed to be sum Big Shot Organization, but in the end it was just me and my "Old Friend" *makes squinty eyes* Alistair. And that one guy that ended up falling off the bloody Dragon just in time to Not save the day." *exasperated sigh*
Hawke: "But wait a minute, how are you still alive then?"
Warden: *leans over and whispers in Hawke's ear*
Hawke:*gasp* "Oh, ssscandalous! I love it!" *cackling ensues*
Warden: "Hey, but what about you, Quizzy? What'd you get roped into?"
Quizzy: *sitting there silently drinking her ale, holding up her Glow Hand---while moths circle around it and get zapped!* >.>
Hawke & Warden: "Oooooohhhh.."
Hawke: "Well, good luck with that, Mate" *guffawing ensues*
Quizzy: 