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[Orihime]

i would think the warden would be like hey to hawke and hawke we be like are we related xD

the the inquisitor will feel like out and just wanna poke someone with a stick

 

 

the crowd goes wild

[Sleepy Somnus]

the jokes... just the jokes. my city elf warden was rather sarcasm. my favorite hawke was all sarcastic. and I'm sure my inquisitor will be too. 

 

 

 

 

so you had 3 stannises? is that right? what is the plural of stannis? 

Stanni?

[ReallyRue]

Hawke and Inquisitor would probably end up in a philsophical debate or something, with the (Qunari) Inquisitor deadpan-snarking, and it going right over Hawke's serious head. The more alcohol Hawke has, the louder and more incoherent her argument becomes, while the Inquisitor would start deliberately provoking her. Once Hawke is unconscious, the Inquisitor would probably look for some other spectacle to entertain her.

 

Warden Surana would probably have gotten bored of that hours ago, and started up a drinking game elsewhere in the tavern. Especially if she brought Zevran and Hawke brought Isabela.

 

It would be more pleasant than my Mahariel trying to knife Silly!Hawke for killing her clan, while the Dalish Inquisitor looks on in bemusement.

[Darth Death]

[Three armored men gathered around a table]

 

 

Hawke: "I've heard what you done - I mean, vanquisher of the Blight."

 

Warden: "Yeah, that'd be me. No easy task mind you."

 

Hawke: "Maker! Don't I know it."

 

Inquisitor: "..."

 

Warden: "I've heard you saved a city only to destroy it. Nice job, nug."

 

Hawke: "That's not what happened. I-"

 

Warden: "I united the elves, stopping the werewolf curse!"

 

Hawke: "Y-yeah? I made friends! Good ones! Two of em happened to be elves!"

 

Warden: "I've entered the proving in Harrowmont's honor. I seated him!"

 

Hawke: "I-I-I b-became a smuggler for a year because of my uncle. I've seen the deep roads; I was there!"

 

Warden: "I obtained the sacred ashes curing Arl Eamon. I also persuaded his poisoner to enter the fade & save Eamon's demon possessed son!"

 

Hawke: "Well, I, myself, actually entered the fade & saved an elven dreamer named Feynriel!" 

 

Warden: "I spared & redeemed a qunari!"  

 

Hawke: "I met the Arishok, had him respect me, & then killed him becoming champion of Kirkwall! I'm a champion!"

 

Inquisitor: "..."

 

Warden: "I showed the wicked justice! I killed the betrayer Rendon Howe!"

 

Hawke: "I brought Meredith & Orsino to justice!" 

 

Warden: "I traveled with a talking golem!"

 

Hawke: "I've killed golems!"

 

Inquisitor: "..."

 

Warden: "I met a talking darkspawn!" 

 

Hawke: "I've killed darkspawn!"

 

Inquisitor: "Ahem."

 

Warden: "I MET THE ARCHITECT!"

 

Hawke: "I MET CORYPHEUS!"

 

Inquisitor: "Ahem."

 

Warden/Hawke: "WHAT?!"

 

Inquisitor: "..."

 

Hawke: "Want to say something? Then say it! What did you do, huh? What did you accomplish?"

 

Inquisitor: "Can't say. You'll have to wait Oct 7... Until then, farewell gentlemen."

 

 

[Walks out]

[ThatGamerWithSouvlaki285]

Warden:Hey

 

Inquisitor:Hi

 

Hawke:Whats up?

 

Warden:...

 

Inquisitor:...

 

Hawke:...Sooo...Cousin how have you been...

 

Warden...Slowly dying of blight...Possible going to deep roads....Cants say much more...

 

Hawke: Oh...I...Sorry to hear that...Well....Good talk...

 

Warden:...

 

Inquisitor:...I...Nevermind...

 

Hawke:...."cough"

 

Inquisitor: Ok then....World to safe...Got to go

 

Warden: Yeah...Been there...I have...Eh...Warden busness...Bye...

 

Hawke: Well...I...Well..I...Screw it....I just want to leave...See ya...

[UnspeakableCat]

All the churches/towers/royal palaces/keeps/templars/nugs in the surrounding area will explode.

[Aimi]

All the churches/towers/royal palaces/keeps/templars/nugs in the surrounding area will explode.

source, for people who don't know about patron saint of history grad students Kate Beaton

[Celtic Latino]

The Warden would shuffle his/her way into the bar. He/she wouldn't actually talk but a list of potential dialogue choices will come up. Fortunately, should things go sour the Warden has gifts ready to raise their approval. Hawke has an option to throw three faces but then will have to stand back and watch whatever happens as he/she is powerless to do so. The Inquisitor will look at both of them, shake his/her head, and walk out wondering if tears in the Veil are all that are wrong with Thedas.

 

That, or the Inquisitor will look horrified to see Revan-Warden and Garrett/Marian Hawke standing before him/her. The Inquisitor will then proceed to lace into Varric for lying about them.

[Giga Drill BREAKER]

My Warden would like punch Hawke because of Hawkes sarcastic wit, but they become friends after a massive brawl.

[DooomCookie]

My Warden would have Hawke and Inquisitor fight each other, before finishing off the inquisitor with a well-placed mana clash.  He'd then spend the rest of his life being hounded by 4 different countries, the chantry, most circle mages and the Crows in retaliation for killing the Inquisitor. 

[Withidread]

Their collective awesomeness obliterates the fourth wall and they begin talking about the stupid things the player has made them do and the number of times they've been re-rolled. 

[LilyasAvalon]

Cousland would find Hawke a little annoying but find a begrudging respect for her that builds into a sassy ass friendship, though it would be strained due to Hawke's love for Anders and Cousland feeling betrayed/hurt of him abandoning her and the other wardens. 

 

I haven't decided on my 'default' Inquisitor yet, but so far it's looking like bashful and blushy male Adaar (undecided class, but warrior seems to be looking promising).

 

Both Cousland and Hawke have such great respect for the Qunari/Kossith thanks to the Arishok and Sten, and both played older sister roles in their lives and they both pretty much immediately adore him.

 

Adaar squirms and finds it embarrassing that even though he is the commander of the Inquisition, he is pretty much on his knees for the Warden and the Champion.

[MisterJB]

I actually had a dream about my Warden and Hawke tonight. It was weird; the two parties were fighting each other for reasons I can't recall and then there are two explosions and there's Mage Hawke ready to kick ass. The the Warden runs into him and throws him into a nearby river and Hawke is taken away by the current looking outraged.

[TurretSyndrome]

Warden, Hawke and the Inquisitor sit at a table, each with a mug of ale...(Warden has a halo above his head)

 

Hawke: Well, well, big adventure and everything ey...?

Inquisitor: Yeah..., a pretty big one from what I hear.

Hawke: What? Nervous already? There's still some time before it actually begins right?

Inquisitor: Yeah, I know. It's just that all this waiting is killing me.

Warden: My advice? Don't think on it too much. Have fun while you can, do what you have to do when the time comes. Simple.

Inquisitor: Easy for you to say, you ended it just as fast as you picked it up. I mean, who the hell beats the Blight in a year?

Warden: Yep, that's me, Mr. Blight Beater.

Hawke: *chuckles* Yeah right. That would've been true if he actually survived.

Warden: Survival isn't important as long as you get the job done. 

*Shepard from a distance* " *Hic* Got that right!"

Warden: So, can you say the same about yourself, "Champion"?

Hawke: Well, it's not my fault that city was filled with crazy. It was a time bomb ready to go off, with or without me. And if I wasn't there, who knows how many more would've died. In the end, I protected the innocent, they didn't give me that title for no reason.

Warden: Last time I checked, your mother and sister died on your watch. "Protecting the innocent", give me a break.

Hawke: Hey! Don't go there. Did I bring up the matter of how you failed to protect your family at your castle?

Warden: Well so-rry that I couldn't protect them in the middle of the night, with Howe's lackeys banging at my door, ready to put an arrow in me. 

Hawke: Excuses, excuses...

Inquisitor: Guys, guys... Haven't we had enough of this already?

Warden: Don't look at me, I'm not the one drowning in jealousy.

Inquisitor: Let's just talk about something else.

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Hawke: Alright, whatever. What do you wanna talk about then?

Inquisitor: Well... I was just thinking. You guys have been on your own adventures. You gained experience and knowledge from them. Maybe you could give me some advice for mine?

Warden: Technically, I was the one on an adventure. All this guy did was run around in a city until he thoroughly destroyed it in 7 years' time.

Hawke: Oh, so it's OK for you to start this, is it?

Inquisitor: Guys please, I'm serious. This whole Rift opening, demons attacking crap doesn't sit well with me. I could use some basic tips from you guys. 

Hawke: I suppose that's true. But you gotta be specific. What kind of things do you want advice on?

Inquisitor: Well, anything in general as long as it's related to having an adventure. Maybe something on companions, exploration, combat, heck I'll even take advice on fighting dragons.

Hawke: OK, let's see, companions huh? Alrigh-

Warden: Don't trust the mages. Always got something sinister up their sleeves.

Hawke: Not all mages are like that. I'm a mage.

Warden: Exactly.

Hawke: What? You think I'm plotting to assassinate the king or something?

Warden: You can't assassinate a puppy if you wanted to. Anyway, that's not the point. I was talking about the companions.

Hawke: Yeah, I guess that's true. I had to deal with Anders. Man, if only I knew what that bastard was planning.

Warden: Something tells me you couldn't have done much even if you knew anyway. *looks at the fourth wall* I on the other hand, had my suspicions about Morrigan.

Hawke: Didn't you mention something about a ritual?

Warden: Yeah, something crazy about having sex with her, then killing the Archdemon and having a baby carrying an Old God's soul. *chuckles* You should've seen her face when I said no.

Hawke: Yeah, why did you say no? Wasn't that gonna save your life?

Warden: Sure..., along with letting loose a new potential threat to all of Thedas on the scale of a Blight. I wasn't gonna take a risk like that by being selfish. I always knew there was a reason why Flemeth sent her with me, I just needed to wait to see what it was. The fact that she travelled with me a whole year and never once mentions the ritual shows how much trust I can place on her. And if what I chose to do wiped that smug smile off of Flemeth's face at least for a second, it was all worth it.

Hawke: Ugh... Flemeth.

Warden: Yeah, I forgot about that. Way to undo what I did you idiot.

Hawke: Hey! It was either her deal or death. What else could I have done? Not everyone can choose to die so easily like you. Besides I didn't even know half as much about her as you did.

Warden: Let's see... She turned into a dragon right in front of you, then she proposes a deal, not to mention you knew about her being the Witch of the Wilds. Are you so stupid that someone needs to spell it out for you?

Hawke: That's not just it. I needed to protect my family too, alright? I was desperate.

Warden: Whatever, not my problem anymore, anyway.

Inquisitor: So uh... this Flemeth, someone I should care about?

Warden: If you know what's good for you, you will. And don't forget about her daughter I just mentioned, Morrigan.

Inquisitor: Lookout for Flemeth and Morrigan, got it. Anything else?

Warden: Not much else I can think of. As far as Ferelden goes, they're the only real threats I know. I took care of everything else, so you're welcome. Your turn, Hawke.

Hawke: So where were we? 

Inquisitor: Companions.

Hawke: Right. From my experience, I'd say, just don't trust any of them unless it's someone like Varric. Actually, let me rephrase that. Don't trust any of them unless it's Varric.

Warden: Or Alistair.

Hawke: Ah yes, the King of Ferelden.

Warden: Alistair knows to listen, which is going to be a rare trait among the people you meet rookie, trust me. He's also pretty level-headed, even though he could be naive at times. From what I heard of him from Hawke, it seems like he didn't burn down Ferelden after all. 

Inquisitor: You thought he was going to burn down the kingdom?

Warden: With his stupidity, he can. That's why I got him to marry Anora and divided the power between them, just in case the nobles try to chew him up due to his lack of experience as a ruler. 

Hawke: But, didn't you say Anora was ambitious too? 

Warden: That would be an understatement, she turned on her own father and called him mad, while supporting me at the Landsmeet, all for the crown. She got it, but not the way she expected. *chuckles* I bet she also expected Alistair to roll over and leave her to rule. Glad he took my advice and didn't let that happen.

Hawke: Well, weren't you a sly bastard, treating people like pawns, deciding who goes where.

Warden: That's right Hawke, unless I wanted to end up fleeing the country like you.

Inquisition: Ouch...

Hawke: Well, sorry that my father was an apostate and not a noble like yours to teach me politics.

Warden: *smiles* Exactly. I bet your he's real proud at what you did.

Hawke: Hmm... why bet? You could just ask him. *smiles*

Inquisitor: So you think I should get help from Alistair, Aedan?

Warden: You sure can, and don't use my name. Too early for you to call me by my name.

Inquisition: A-alright, Warden.

Hawke: Don't forget Varric either. He knows when to keep his nose out of people's business, but that doesn't stop him from looking out for his friends. The only guy in all of Kirkwall without double standards while being sane. I wish I could say the same thing for Aveline, but she's got her flaws. 

Inquisitor: Anyone else? 

Hawke: Hmm..., what about Leliana? Or rather "Sister Nightingale". *looks at Warden* I told you about how I met her in Kirkwall right?

Warden: You did. It was something about working for the Divine now, she sure moved up in the world. 

Hawke: Maybe you can give him advice on her. It's more than likely she'd show up.

Warden: I guess, but it's been almost a decade since I saw her. She's probably a different person by now.

Inquisitor: Is she someone dangerous too?

Warden: As dangerous and unsuspecting as those poisonous flowers in the Wilds. Not in the same sense as Morrigan or Flemeth though. She's an assassin but a... "righteous" one. That's why I wasn't surprised to hear she's been made the left hand of the Divine. Her views about Mages and Templars aren't extreme either. Now that I think about it, I'd recommend getting her on your side if you could. Just don't try to know her too much, she's quite pious.

Hawke: Alright, I think that's enough for one day.

Warden: Yeah, my time's up too, gotta go back topside.

Inquisitor: Wait! What about the rest of them? What about exploration, combat and dragons?

Hawke: Meh... you'll figure it out, I'm sure.

Warden: Yeah. That stuff, you gotta learn on your own rookie, not something someone can teach. I'm sure you'll do fine. Anyway, pay for the drinks, that's the least you can do for us. 

Hawke: Yep, have fun saving the world "Inquisitor".

Inquisitor: ...

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*outside the tavern* 

Hawke: Hey. 5 sovereigns says he does more damage than I ever did.

Warden: You're on.

[Chari]

My tal vashoth Inquisitor would be excited to meet the Warden, the Heroine! My dalish Warden would feel awkward and embarrassed, avoiding a conversation. My mage Hawke would get drunk. Then my Inquisitor would get disappointed due to the Warden's shy and kind personality, never again trusting the legends. My Warden would flee at first possibility, preferring a qunari company to tal vashoth one. And then my Hawke would accidentally blow the place up because... Hawke, yeah

[General TSAR]

I predict one awesome tavern fight with Hawke getting his buttocks handed to him repeatedly by Inquisitor, Cousland being too drunk to stand yet still kicking ass, and Inquisitor keeps getting punched in the face by random tavern drunkards who confuse him for someone else.  

 

In the aftermath they would find the nearest intact table and sing "Here's a Health to the Company."

[Doctoglethorpe]

Bar tender: "Whoever's got the best story gets an ale on the house."

 

Hawke: "I got rich in the deep roads, killed the Arishok, and then helped a terrorist start the mage rebellion!  Only took me 7 years to do it, too!"

 

Warden:  "I survived the massacre at Ostagar, saved Redcliff from demons, saved a magi circle from annulment, ended the ancient curse of the warewolves, chose Orzamar's new king after rediscovering the anvil of the void and ending Caridin's eternal torment, discovered the urn of Andraste, killed the high dragon protecting it, saved the Arl of Redcliff's life using its ashes, and then lead an army to destroy a horde of Darkspawn, saved Farelden (and all of Thedas) and killed the Archdemon, living to tell the tale because it is now my son, birthed by my wife, the daughter of Flemeth, the centuries old witch of the wilds.  Oh and that was all just in the first year."

 

Warden looks smug, Hawke is stunned with his mouth agape, and the bar tender is laughing at Hawke's incredible defeat.  He then turns to the Inquisitor and asks "and you?"

 

Inquisitor: "I don't know yet."  

 

o__________________o faces from everyone.  

 

 

[Eternal Phoenix]

This is how it would go down if I had my way:

• My Warden would already be in the tavern, drinking in one corner.
• My Hawke would walk in, order a drink and sit in the corner opposite to The Warden. They will not exchange eye contact.
• My Inquisitor would come in afterwards, order a drink and sit in the center, not exchanging eye contact to any of them.

They'll be the only guys in the tavern too, all drinking their beer, silently, apparently indifferent to one another.

 

Well that's until the demons attack. In an epic display, The Warden, Hawke and The Inquisitor will leap from their chairs and cut down the demons within seconds before finishing their drinks. The bartender will emerge from under the bar he had cowered under and just look at them in astonishment as they walk past him, each paying for their beer and stepping over the corpses of the demons on the way out. They will then take their separate paths never to see each other again. The end.

 

Shepard will then turn up saying "Did I miss anything?"

[Gtdef]

Warden is dumb.

 

Warden: So guys, I was in the circle of magi, and a demon imprisoned us in the fade.

Hawke: Can we please stop talking about demons? Act 3 was brutal.

Inquisitor: Wanna compare?

Warden: Yea ok whatever. I became a mouse, then a golem, then a flaming skeleton and an arcane horror, saved my mates and tried to leave the fade.

Hawke: You certainly look like all of them combined.

Inquisitor: Any point to that story?

Warden: Yea, so we met at the middle of the fade, and it was us versus him. And he told us to go back and he will give us better illusions this time.

Hawke: So? What did you do.

Warden: I looked at him right in the eye, and told him. "I just want to be free!".

Hawke: That's it?

Warden: Haha, I just want to be free!!! Get it? hahaha!

Inquisitor: Cool story bro.

[Sephard]

Actually (in MY canon) the Warden, Hawke and the Inquisitor are three reborn, ancient entities of chaos, all three mages and all three masters of Blood Magic. They have been born again to tear Thedas (The Dragon Age Setting) apart and turn everything to ash.

 

So basically ... they wouldn't just drink ale together, they would feast on the blood of their enemies telling stories of their greatest slaughters!