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[Kel Riever]

See?  This is why you can't declare Shepard's gender or ever have Shepard appear in Mass Effect fiction.  Too many fights start

[Cainhurst Crow]

Oh god what has science done?

[Cainhurst Crow]

To be fair though, there are two spectres named shepard in mass effect. One just happens to be a clone. XD

[Cknarf]

Rabble rabble why can't Shepard be both, rabble rabble, gender equality/equal rights/chick has a wiener, LGBTQAlphabetsoup. Rabble. Social justice, something or another. Rabble rabble.

 

I find your intolerance towards our trans Shepard disgusting, Jules.  You should be ashamed. It's his/her/its life, and you should be ashamed for judging him/her/it.  That's like, sexist or something. Rude.

 

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Seriously though, I think 'ol Shep in Chasing Spectres was originally female...

[Cainhurst Crow]

Yeah they were. There were a few posts where femshep was talked to as well, but then the crazy omega cult stuff went down.

 

It's an easy fix though. We shouldn't blow it out of proportions, even if doing so is frankly hilarious. XD

[Cknarf]

I saw we just let it roll.  We'll alternate every time Shepard is mentioned.

[Kel Riever]

I like that Jensaarai, early on, in one of the first Vayne posts, mentioned Shepard like Shep was some sort of crazy rumor...you know like William Wallace.  Real but spun all out of proportion.  You know, Shep is a traitor/hero? Man/woman? Punched out a Reaper with his/her bare hands?  Who knows?

Okay, I had a mega post and I had to break it up, so what's happening on Nevos just, wow, sometimes writing gets away even from me.  Anyway, stuff is happening.

Oh, and remember Stormhammer!  For science!

[Cknarf]

I'm totally gonna post in Stormhammer later. Or later. Eventually. Something about something. Later. I will, promise. Won't forget. Ha. My son is like, dad, bathe me, wtf. And I'm like, whaaaaaat? Quit splashin' you little ****. Water everywhere.

[Cknarf]

Aaaaaand now I'm watching Predator.  Autoplay brought me to the full movie lol.

 

Someone say 'sexual tyrannosaurs' in the RP before I do.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

That should be Iole. She has the mini-gun. But Frank can say it. I thought Naleena should have a cigar for this.

[Cknarf]

If I felt like I could post a post that was coherent enough to be a post, I would totally post.  Quick. Someone post.

 

Sexual tyrannosaurus. lol. What a line.

[Kel Riever]

Vayne, future governor of Tuchanka.

[Cknarf]

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Iole: strap this to your sore ass.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Okay, I'll give JB veto power over the "sexual kakliosaurus" line. If he doesn't want it, I'll edit it out. Just thought it was funny for the April Fools post.

 

We can keep everything up to the purple and move on from there.

[Cainhurst Crow]

I'll allow it. I laughed. XD

[Cknarf]

*ding ding*

[Redbelle]

And alas, Dogger found they'd accidentally attacked the wrong warehouse filled with Dextro toothpaste. The resulting fire and loss of this vital resource resulted in an increase in Turian beak decay.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

I see some sparks about to fly between Iole and Jenus......

 

[Cknarf]

Iole be like: F***ing Jenus...

 

Then this happens.

 

"Too bad Tallis isn't here. She'd be able to do that with her barrier from this height."

 

Better talk some sh*t.

[Kel Riever]

at the shooting diagram.

Seriously, that's like taking the horse stance in a martial arts fight.  Would link a pic if I could because it is that funny!

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

[Kel Riever]

Aside from the Iole/Jenus thing I know I am due to post on this.  Just need to take care of things here.  Plus I am sure events will 'unfold' in the warehouse.  But I haven't forgotten!

[Kel Riever]

Okay, seriously, I see there is no rush.  Point being, I have stuff to do, particularly when people have stuff to do.  Just wherever the action is being written, that's where you're going to find me.  Because I am a sluuut for action.

Maybe better phrasing is needed.  Yet you get the point.

[sH0tgUn jUliA]

Sorry guys, I went to the driving range this afternoon. Girl needs to practice. Hit some balls and all that.