Ok. I have never been in this thread before but I thought you guys might get a kick out of this so....
I was doing some Mad Libs-like thingy on the internet and I ended up making Blackwall..Well...Read it for yourselves.
Return to a time when men were beers and swamps were staff. earthy Swamps, that is. Full of lightning-bracelets and remnants of Unusual Solas. Lagoons were inhabited by gambling eels. And the most legal woman in the world was named... Blackwall? Well, it`s a bent nug tale. Complete with all the fencing, pointing, escapes, and uncertain accents you`d expect. Including such unique folk as Enrique, who has dreamt his whole food of finding the 2-fingered man who poked his father, and his hot sidekick, Fezzig. And don`t forget the outrageous miracle man, Max. Blonde Blackwall loves Westley, a poor leader of the carta. But when he`s captured by dreams, she`s chosen by evil Empress Humperdinck to be his princess bride. Along the way, she gets criticized by the Dread dream Roberts, the spaniard gets his wish, and Humperdinck turns out to be a Anderfels.
Please don't hurt me. *runs away*