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[veeia]

I'm not sure if I mentioned it but I made that outfit for Solas because Blackwall got his Coat of Shame after Revelations and Solas started being a jerk to Blackwall, so I made him a Get Along Coat of Shame 

 

It worked!!! Solas apologized!!! I mean it was totally because of the plaidweave and not "the natural progression of their banter".  

 

But really at the time it felt like a hilarious coincidence because it was probably ten minutes after I equipped it when Solas was like "wow ok I've been a jerk" 

 

edit: haha, yes, exactly bugsie  

[veeia]

Oops I made a late night bad decision and found the bad thread. I ran away really fast because it was not the Mad Libs style finish this sentence thread my tired brain was hoping it would be.

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So Blackwall is...

....a horse with no name!!!

....turtles all the way down

...having a DILF off with Loghain!!

Etcetc. My brief impression of the thread is that it would be way better if it was that, le sigh, but what can you do.

[Ryzaki]

Don't you have to have kids to be a dilf?

[veeia]

Don't you have to have kids to be a dilf?

Uhhh crap umm

it's happening in an AU where instead of pretending to be a Warden to restore his honor he is pretending to be a dad so he can be ultimate DILF of Thedas. Once you find out you can choose to either tell him he can be atone as his own man, or he can go be Loghain's manny.

[Xetykins]

Wootsa dilf?

[Ryzaki]

Uhhh crap umm

it's happening in an AU where instead of pretending to be a Warden to restore his honor he is pretending to be a dad so he can be ultimate DILF of Thedas. Once you find out you can choose to either tell him he can be atone as his own man, or he can go be Loghain's manny.

 

 

Nice save.

 

But who's his fake kid? Cole I suppose?

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Wootsa dilf?

 

Probably 'Dad I'd like to fornicate'.

[veeia]

Ahahah, Blackwall and Cole participating in father/son activities at the DILF pageant, why isn't THAT a DLC yet, BIOWARE???

[Ryzaki]

Wootsa dilf?

 

Dad I'd like to f***

 

/not at all sorry

 

/crude by nature

 

 

Ahahah, Blackwall and Cole participating in father/son activities at the DILF pageant, why isn't THAT a DLC yet, BIOWARE???

 

YES. And Cole asks him again if he'll ever grow a beard :3

 

[Xetykins]

Oh god.. im sorry i asked!

[Bugsie]

Doesn't Cole say something along the lines of "you know a lot about ladies" to Blackwall? Gonna have to dig that up...

Cos who knows right?

[Ryzaki]

Oh god.. im sorry i asked!

 

XD

 

To be fair. Blackwall is team vulgar :3

 

Hopefully Loghain and Blackwall don't have their competition in a barn. Quizzy's already done one walk of shame.

 

 

Doesn't Cole say something along the lines of "you know a lot about ladies" to Blackwall? Gonna have to dig that up...

 

Yep.

 

According to the wiki:

 

• Blackwall: So now that you've dealt with the templar, you're a real boy?
• Cole: Realer.
• Blackwall: Good enough. I suppose you'll stop looking into people's heads soon? And you might want to look into, I don't know, eating.
• Cole: Blech.
• Blackwall: Oh, are we at that stage? Spitting everything up? At least you've mastered walking.
• Blackwall: Soon you'll be eating properly. Then drinking. Then drinking for real. Then girls.
• Cole: You know a lot about girls.
• Blackwall: You're supposed to stop looking in my head.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Doesn't Cole say something along the lines of "you know a lot about ladies" to Blackwall? Gonna have to dig that up...

Yes he does. It happens if you make Cole more human.

 

Blackwall: So now that you've dealt with the templar, you're a real boy?

Cole: Realer.

Blackwall: Good enough. I suppose you'll stop looking into people's heads soon? And you might want to look into, I don't know, eating.

Cole: Blech.

Blackwall: Oh, are we at that stage? Spitting everything up? At least you've mastered walking.

Blackwall: Soon you'll be eating properly. Then drinking. Then drinking for real. Then girls.

Cole: You know a lot about girls.

Blackwall: You're supposed to stop looking in my head.

 

Edit: Ryzaki beat me.

[Bugsie]

Haaaa LOL that's it!

Who's team vulgar again? Blackwall and Sera obviously, is it Iron Bull?

[Milan92]

Inb4 "Request spoonfeed Cole DLC"

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Haaaa LOL that's it!

Who's team vulgar again? Blackwall and Sera obviously, is it Iron Bull?

Sera, Thom Rainier, and The Iron Bull. 

[veeia]

Pageant announcer: can you say something about your dad?
Anora: my father has turned every setback into an opportunity to do good. He is a hero and an inspiration.
Announcer: and now you, Cole?
Cole: he knows about women. He thinks about them a lot too. He was just thinking about you, and how your dress fits right on your hips and as--
Blackwall: COLE

[veeia]

No it's Dorian, not Bull.

[Ryzaki]

Haaaa LOL that's it!

Who's team vulgar again? Blackwall and Sera obviously, is it Iron Bull?

 

Edit: Dorian apparently D:

 

Bull's kind of vulgar though

[veeia]

Yep Bull. Gotta love my vulgar bull

He is lovely and vulgar but team vulgar is sera Dorian and Blackwall right??? Right??? Have I BEEN LIVING A LIE????

[veeia]

Sera BW and Bull is a great team, I think they're a team vulgar too tbh. If only we could have all four in one party, sigh.

[Bugsie]

I have Dorian, Cole and Blackwall with Ciara as team family dysfunctional. Just me and my screwed up boys.

Inb4 "Request spoonfeed Cole DLC"

This is BSN. It would not surprise me.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

 

He is lovely and vulgar but team vulgar is sera Dorian and Blackwall right??? Right??? Have I BEEN LIVING A LIE????

Yes you have, sorry. I googled it and the third member is The Iron Bull, not Dorian. 

[veeia]

Oh god I love Cole and he's a precious baby but the degree of legit infantalizing some people have with him is...disturbing.

[veeia]

Wowww. Well. I reject canon when it sucks and it sucks that I misremembered that so I'm keeping it.