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Hahaha! I mean scrawny muscular with a more angular face but long dark hair and beard (not as glorious as Blackwall's tragically).

(Also a few days ago he got super cranky when I accidentally knocked the eggs he was gonna make for breakfast on the ground. Woooow ok Solas, at least he didn't disappear 4eva afterwards.)

He doesn't play Dragon Age really. I bet he would enjoy Inquisition, at least if he could play on his computer, for the sandbox elements, but he's not a big narrative guy. He's a big old nerd who likes anything with robots or abstract puzzlers and the suchlike better. I make him do all the Astrariums for me...they aren't even that hard shhhh don't tell him I could totally do them but if I can get him to play, I will totally feign ignorance. :lol: My kid loves the game though, so we sometimes sit on the couch and play as a family, hehe. (I'm real careful with what parts he plays cuz he's 5 lmao)

He totally tolerates my ramblings about the game tho. "DAN TODAY I MADE OUT WITH MY DRAGON AGE BOYFRIEND WHILE HE WAS IN CHAINS BCUZ HES A MURDERER OR SOMETHING!!'" "Oh, that's...great?" "I KNOW RIGHT"
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I'm outta likes, but I'm laughing like crazy. @veeia: LIKE


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He can make whatever he wants as long as he makes it wearing nothing else but apron . I'm still bitter you can see Dorian's cute bum with its full gloriousness but not Blackwall

 

 I blame all of you.  ALL OF YOU.

 

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#11704
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OMG I'm laughing so hard Bugsie I just made that my phone background so I can look at it always.
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Howling over here. HOWLING!


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I did it mostly in Black and White.  Because it's classy.


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I came back to the thread to post something useful, poignant. 

 

Then my ADHD kicked in (sorry) and I failed my save vs seriousness. Have you guys ever watched a video on youtube with the closed captioning on? Seriously? I am laughing so much (the bummer is that the Inquisitor's voice changes partway through; really, Alix's voice gets mangled faaaaaar more on youtube). I'll put the video at the bottom of the pictures (video contains spoilers but pictures stop pretty early on).

 

Turn on the captions. I can't freaking stop laughing. Here are some choice bits:

Spoiler

 

... I'm not sorry. 


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It really is classy. I grew a monocle while I looked at it.

 

 

EDIT: Holy shizz, I am cackling again, Keala. My favorite is the one simply captioned "old" LMAO


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I keep tabbing out and looking at it and laughing and coming back to the thread. Oh man that's the best. I'm going to the children's hospital tomorrow to visit a very sick kid and I'm gonna be looking at it to cheer myself up then, haha, thank you for this.
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OH NO THOSE CAPTIONS I JUST FINALLY STOPPED LAUGHING AND NOW IM OFF AGAIN

Ahhaha, I love this thread.
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I blame all of you.  ALL OF YOU.
 
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Lol! Yeah ok that's pretty hot even on plaidweave. Now turn him around a bit!
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PLAIDWEAVE is the sexiest fabric tbh.

(My phone autocapitalizes PLAIDWEAVE because it knows how excited I get about it, thanks phone, you get me)
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#11713
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Why do I have to be out of likes now??!!! *wiping tears* Likes, likes for everyone!


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PLAIDWEAVE is the sexiest fabric tbh.
(My phone autocapitalizes PLAIDWEAVE because it knows how excited I get about it, thanks phone, you get me)


No kidding! Reminds me of the Norwegian curling team.

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@hanako: Great, and maybe you can go around to other character threads and start accusing all the other characters who ever directly killed innocents and/or who were indirectly responsible for the deaths of innocents of being mass murderers, child killers, plain old murderers, perpetrators of manslaughter, or of being general malcontents? Why don't we go down the list of just a few DA characters/companions/advisors who killed other people!
  • Josephine killed as a bard - but I'm sure you can excuse that away as self-defense and keep her purity intact.
    • The fact is that she wanted to play at being a bard because it sounded oh-so-exciting and ended up killing some guy she knew because of what amounted to a completely silly whim on her end.
    • She romanticized what being a bard would be like when she should have stayed in school and stuck to her studies.
  • How many people did Zevran - an Antivan Crow who assassinated people for a living - kill who were innocent?
    • Did he ever seem to care? Because in his lengthy career, I don't think he cared all that much about who he killed for the most part.
    • It's not like you hear him repeatedly expressing regret for every assassination that he ever performed in DA:O.
    • It was largely (with at least one or two exceptions I believe) kind of romanticized through his entertaining stories.
    • And let's not forget that mission #1 for Zevran in DA:O was to kill your character.
  • Sten killed a family - with children - accidental deaths due to his panicking over his lost sword.
    • People still accuse him of being a murderer/monster (and it comes up in DA:O, not just old threads about Sten).
    • I don't care if you don't like the analogy, because in both his case and Rainier's case, the deaths of the children were unintentional.
    • I, personally, thought there were mitigating factors in Sten's case - like the fact that it was the result of panic and was not intentional.
    • Additionally, Sten was clearly repentant about his actions and wanted to take the blame for his actions. Hmm, someone who's repentant for killing others and ultimately wants to take responsibility for what they did? Who does that sound like?
    • Sten was one of my favorite characters, and I didn't particularly care what other people accused him of. I did occasionally point out that he didn't meant to do it at all and wasn't some sort of remorseless monster because he clearly felt a lot of guilt about it (despite how stoic he is in general).
  • As for our dearly beloved Leliana who must have been responsible for an awful lot of deaths during her careers as bard and spymaster...
    • Ever wonder how many people Marjolaine ordered her to kill before we even get to DA:O proper? How many of them were probably innocent? Marjolaine clearly wasn't a very nice person - nor was she trustworthy.
    • And just how many people has she killed for Divine Justinia? I mean, sure, you could say it was all necessary and try to excuse away everything that she ever did, but I'm sure that not every person she killed could be considered a righteous kill.
    • And if you want to use Leliana's crime in that alternate future reality against her, then I'm sure you can accuse her of cold-blooded murder when she kills Felix of all people - Felix who was totally innocent of any crimes and who was actually a very nice guy.
    • That's not even counting what happens to Natalie if you don't soften Leliana and she just goes and kills her against your wishes (and if you decide to kill Natalie and tell Leliana to do it, then guess who else has blood on their hands).
  • Anders blew up a Chantry - enough said there.
  • Velanna went on a vengeful killing spree aimed at humans.
    • It wasn't even justifiable because the humans weren't responsible for the deaths of her little elf friends - it was the darkspawn that did it.
    • What does that make her for being tricked into killing?
  • And arguably, as much as I like Solas, you can just point at him and the fact that he gave the focus to Corypheus as an action that directly resulted in hundreds of deaths at the Conclave alone.
    • Again, Solas is someone that I am partial to - and despite any questionable actions that he took, I find him interesting and don't feel any compunction to endlessly harp on his culpability in the events of DA:I.
There's plenty of blood on plenty of people's hands for various reasons. You just seem to have this incredibly huge problem with Rainier taking blood money for an assassination, but as I pointed out earlier, it's not really any different from anything that Zevran ever did. And if you consider that Velanna was tricked into killing people who were innocent of any crime, then that's not entirely dissimilar to Rainier (probably) being tricked into taking out Callier's entire family.

I also find this new thing with you stating that Rainier joined the Inquisition to wash blood off his hands to be laughable, but everyone else seems to have already made some decent refutations of this statement already. I'm just going to say that his joining the Inquisiton appeared to be selfess and that I agree with the others about his motivation appearing to be a desire to help the real Wardens by finding out what the heck was going on and doing what he could to right things. But hey, you keep beating that "mass murderer and child killer" war drum of yours!
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 I blame all of you.  ALL OF YOU.

 

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LOL! Well, now I'm glad I planted the initial idea of him wearing an apron, and the plaideweave just makes this even better (also xety's suggestion that he wear nothing but the apron makes it ten million times more awesome).

 

@keala: lol at those captions!



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He totally tolerates my ramblings about the game tho. "DAN TODAY I MADE OUT WITH MY DRAGON AGE BOYFRIEND WHILE HE WAS IN CHAINS BCUZ HES A MURDERER OR SOMETHING!!'" "Oh, that's...great?" "I KNOW RIGHT"

 

I have an adorable redhead upstairs who texts me such gems as "DUDE I saw Cassandra's nipples!!!" or a text every time a dragon dies. He did give me the "you did WHAT with Blackwall" look one night which was kinda funny really. He's like "I think I am going to move my computer back down into the basement" and I'm all like noooo now you'll see me dorking around on the BSN and taking a million silly screenshots and by then I'll probably have a male Quizzy and then there's DORIAN and I just don't want to explain the butts. I keep telling him that it's cool if he leaves his computer upstairs on the 7.1 surround stereo setup and the 60" tv. "But I have a nice monitor downstairs." But in general he actually gets so sucked in he probably wouldn't notice. 

 

BTW full disclosure that line about stealing bread and making a sandwich wasn't mine, I totally stole it from a friend who had reposted it on twitter, but I got to text her what it started and she is delighted. DELIGHTED, people. She had a crap day with some asshat sending her anon hate mail. I think this counts as cheering her up. So thank you for your sandwich antics, you have made a beautiful young lady laugh. :: bows ::


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Glad I can break up the serious 'Blackwall is a ... (insert latest crime here as well as rehash the old one)' with something that lifts the spirits.

 

I had a chicken sandwich for dinner.

 

Seemed appropriate.


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It really is classy. I grew a monocle while I looked at it.

 

 

EDIT: Holy shizz, I am cackling again, Keala. My favorite is the one simply captioned "old" LMAO

 

And it had to say it *twice*. Twice! 

 

I totally admit I used to watch Mass Effect videos just to turn on the captions and laugh. There's a tumblr for that (shocking, I know): http://masseffecttra...ed.tumblr.com/ 

 

I wish I could find the one with Wrex just being all like "... Koreans."


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Glad I can break up the serious 'Blackwall is a ... (insert latest crime here as well as rehash the old one)' with something that lifts the spirits.

 

I had a chicken sandwich for dinner.

 

Seemed appropriate.

 

Blackwall is...

 

- a kitchen ninja in nothing but an apron

- the guy that makes my sandwich

- a roast beef sandwich

- rockin' the plaidweave again

 

And I leave you with this appropriate Liara. Really. 

Spoiler

 

Edit to add: OH NO THERE'S ONE FOR DRAGON AGE. WHAT. http://dragon-age-tr...ed.tumblr.com/ 

"what the Imperium dude are you saying it wasn't a wall?" Of course it was a wall, Dorian. I scaled it. Dur. 

 

I think my face hurts I just laughed so hard. 


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Glad I can break up the serious 'Blackwall is a ... (insert latest crime here as well as rehash the old one)' with something that lifts the spirits.

I had a chicken sandwich for dinner.

Seemed appropriate.

That reminds me of that awesome crispy chicken sandwich I sometimes have from La Tour - comes with this spicy aioli, really delicious pickles, and colelsaw. Om nom nom!
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Lol! Yeah ok that's pretty hot even on plaidweave. Now turn him around a bit!

 

WELL dont say I don't take requests or that I'm averse to jumping on the trend of photoshopping Blackwall with aprons on in cooking situations. I exported the body mesh...don't know how to put on the skin texture so it's off, but. BLACKWALL PLAIDEWEAVE APRON BOOTY 4 U. 

 

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@veeia: *dies laughing*

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No need to worry about Blackwall getting too close to the BBQ.

 

That plaidweave apron is already on fire!


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It's too late for me to be wheeze-laughing like this. Trying to surpress but just end up sounding like a walrus