Jess put her hand on the door control and she spaced out once more till the door obediently slid open. Stepping through Jess planted her hands on her hips and whistled.
"Compared to what else we've seen, this is definitely better".
Anika walked in after her and set the cases down. "This one then"?
Jess turned and grinned. "This one luv".
Anika took a moment to take in the interior of the room. Spartan was to generous a description in describing what the room contained. In front of them was a desk with a chair in front and behind. A data slate sat on the desk. Positioned so exactly in the centre that whoever had left it there must have measured the position out with a tape measure. The room with the desk was large and Jess strode forward towards the back room where Anika saw another set of double doors. Jess thumbed the door control and they slid open revealing a room slightly smaller, but still spacious. Containing a locker and a single bed with a wash station off to the side.
Jess sighed. "Well...... It's the best we've seen so far. Let's take it".
"Captain......".
"Jess luv..... Jess"!
".....Jess. Don't you think this cabin might already be occupied"?
"Maybe. But clearly whoever owns it doesn't need it". Jess strode over and grabbed up the data slate. "I mean..... Look at all this wasted space"!
Anika made a noise at the back of her throat. "I'm not sure you.....".
Jess thumbed the slate as she interrupted. "Look luv. I'll make this simple. I need space and privacy to do..... whatever the hell it is I'll be doing because I don't want any law and order types getting an inside look at how our little community go about their daily business. That other room was probably bugged. I would have bugged it".
As she spoke she stabbed a finger at the slate and saw the screen flash red. Frowning, she opened up her omni-tool once more and ran a program parallel to her finger stabs. The screen flashed green.
"Besides. You and I might be having to do a lot of work. And I'd rather do it in a place like this than that janitor closet they tried to pack us into".
"Captain....."!
Jess's head jerked up. "Jess luv! This isn't the Medusa, so take the luxury of being familiar while you can". Jess grinned. "After all, we're going to be sharing a room while we're here".
Anika looked through the doors at the back of the room. "I doubt we'll both fit in that". She said gesturing to the bed. Jess's head followed and she pursed her lips.
"Definitely luv. Which means we'll obviously have to order in some new stuff. This place reeks military".
Holding up the slate Jess linked it to her omni-tool and appeared to be downloading information before erasing the data before using it to link to the extranet. "Good thing the home improvement stores deliver. This place needs all the help it can get"! Jess crooked a finger. "C'mon luv. Retail therapy. May as well make sure we're both on the same page".
Anika sighed. "If your serious about this..... at least order us a new bed first".
Jess winked. "Queen sized luv. And while we're at it, let's clear out".
Over the next twenty minutes both women had decided on enough shopping that the store clerk had promised that their items would be delivered in the next hour. Anika meanwhile had removed all the existing items and put them outside the doors. She had the bed, hefting it without difficulty and heading towards the door when the doors slid open and a Turian was standing there. He took one look at Anika, who peered at him from over the bed and bellowed.
"What, in the name of the Primarch is going on here! What in hell's name are you two doing in my quarters! Why is my desk outside? And what, in the cold dark astral planes, are you doing, WITH MY BED"!!! He saw Jess holding the data slate and roared. "PUT THAT DOWN!!! THAT'S CLASSIFIED MATERIAL"!
Jess held up the slate. "Looks like women’s underwear to me".
The Turian barged into the room and snatched the slate out of Jess's hands. He looked at it, saw it displaying the women’s wear section of a clothing stores extranet page. He jabbed the slate before turn angrily on Stone. "This had sensitive material! Where is it"?
Jess shrugged. "Beats me luv. I found it that way".
Mandible’s clicking the Turian growled out. "Who..... are..... you"?
Jess stuck out her hand. "Captain Jess Stone luv. Here by gracious invitation of the council and the Spectre who I believe is the captain of this fine vessel. And you are....."?
"I'm the spirit's damned first officer and your backsides are going into the brig for....."
Ignoring Anika's facepalm from behind the Turian Jess said. "And go against the order's of your captain"? Jess tutted. "Come now. I know your in the loop on this. A spectre, especially a Turian Spectre would dot his I's and cross his T's. So you know these quarter's are now the location of a critical mission component towards archiving your objective".
"What are you talking about"?
"Well luv". Jess sidled up beside him and threw an arm over the first officer's shoulder. "Look luv. I'm kinda a big deal when it comes to knowing the goings on in the galaxy. The way it was laid out to me? My job is to provide intelligence. Information for you people. What you need to know to get the job done, your council gave you. To do that I need a lot of equipment. Alot of sensitive. Delicate. Top Secret information gathering stuff that is on it's way to this ship marked in container's from a retailer on this planet so as to not..... attract..... unwanted.......attention. Your quarter's has the space and energy grid access I need to run this stuff. So when the Captain's proxy came over we established the needs and..... well. Your quarter's are now a vital component to the mission's success. You understand..... first officer......."?
".......Tullian". The Turian finally ground out. "You expect me to believe this"?
Jess shrugged. "Doesn't matter to me one way or another luv. See, when I signed on this little quest of yours, I signed on to take your captains orders. And my order's are to find the clues as to whose taking the colonies. Those crates coming are critical to the mission's success. Sorry if you weren't kept in the loop luv but we're pushing to get set-up. It's not surprising a few details slipped through the cracks.".
Tullian tried to shove the arm off his shoulder but Jess pulled him in and held a hand up in front of them. "Picture it luv. We're the forerunner's of discovering the fates of thousands of colonist's. Who knows? Maybe this is just the start? Maybe whoever is taking us humans has Asari and Salarian and Turian colonies once they've finished picking off the human ones. It would make sense, we're new to the colony scene! So what do you expect me to say when your captain gets back and finds that I'm twiddling my thumbs with my head up my arse none the wiser as to whose threatening galactic security because the Audrons first officer was being precious about his quarters"!
"This wasn't cleared.....". Tullian protested, still trying to get out of Jess's arm lock.
Jess grabbed him by the front of the armour and jerked him upright in front of her. "Then GET IT cleared luv! Show some initiative! Get this squared and get my crates up here so we can start unpacking the extremely sensitive and secret gear we'll be using to make sure this mission's a success! Do you want this mission to be a success Tullian? DO YOU"!
"OF COURSE I DO"! Tullian shouted back.
"THEN MAKE IT HAPPEN AND SHOW YOUR CAPTAIN THAT YOUR A......MAN, WHO SHOULD BE FAST TRACKED FOR PROMOTION"!
Tullian's eye's lit up at that, Jess saw and she released him from her grip as she brushed imaginary dust from his shoulders. "About the quarters. It's a temporary thing. I won't be here long. Just long enough to set you boys off with an idea as to whose the naughty boy that needs a Turian spanking. Take the time to settle in with your crew. ****** and moan about the humans who are in here if you have to but make sure everyone knows that these quarter's are for mission personnel only".
"We're all on mission".
"The recruited ones". Jess slid in. "This is all hush hush. I expect you were told who you would be picking up, in general details"?
The Turian nodded. Jess already knew. The data slate had all the information he had, and as she had been having the conversation her synthetic eye was displaying what he knew. The people who were tasked for the job. It was informative, but not especially enlightening. "Trust me luv. Play your cards right and you’ll come off this mission smelling of roses. Now. The captains proxy hammered out this deal, but I haven't seen the captain. I need to go over some mission particulars with him".
"He's off the ship, on a mission". Tullian admitted. "He left with the two Asari".
Jess was quiet for a moment before saying. "And where is he now"? The silence came and went on before Jess broke it. "Luv..... what are you doing? You should be on the bridge! What if he called and you weren't there? What's he going to think if the officer he relies on isn't ready to answer at his beck and call? What if he need support"! Jess pointed at the door. "Get going son! Get back to the bridge and make sure your captain's swell"!
Tullian, thoroughly confused, staggered backwards past Anika who was trying not to laugh as he nearly tripped over the door's frame.
"And don't forget to send up the crates"! Jess called after him as the doors closed.
Anika waited till she was sure the doors had sealed. Then turned to Jess. "You are unbelievable"!
"You want unbelievable luv"? Jess said with a smirk "Wait till we've unpacked the bed".