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[The Hierophant]

If the Inquisitor can't sport Dorian's stache i'll be a sad panda.

[ElitePinecone]

Omg the implications of two identically luscious moustaches meeting in an Inquisitor/DHMG romance scene are scaring me a little.

[Gikia-Kimikia]

Okay, I'm sorry, but I just can't help but imagine they'd both be a little pissy about the other imitating the perfection of their magnificent, luxurious facial hair. I'm having to stifle my laughter with wheezing over here, dear lord.

[Hellion Rex]

Okay, I'm sorry, but I just can't help but imagine they'd both be a little pissy about the other imitating the perfection of their magnificent, luxurious facial hair. I'm having to stifle my laughter with wheezing over here, dear lord.

Write it!!!!

[Milan92]

It should be interesting, anyway.

 

Personally, I'm hoping "Dorian" is not just another freedom-figthers who believes in the equality of all living beings. Rather, I want his personality to show that he grew up in Tevinter; for instance, being extremely condescent towards non-mages (before the Inquisitor earns his respect, of course).

 

If he really is condescending towards non-mages then for some reason I can't help but picture him having his own Rains of Castamere song

[Gikia-Kimikia]

Write it!!!!

 

Well if you insist ...

 

Dorian: *sneers* You know, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but in this case? I just feel insulted.

Inquisitor: *indignant* Imitation!? You are the copycat here, my friend! Do you think you can flounce into this organization, putting on your ludicrous Tevinter airs and wearing my moustache, saying I’m the one mimicking you?

Dorian: *scoffs* Please, Inquisitor. Everyone knows you need a truly regal profile to pull off facial hair at this level of superiority. Those with common faces need not even attempt it, lest they look your level of ridiculous.

Inquisitor: *disbelieving laugh* Oooh, you arrogant ass ! I ought to...!

Varric: *interrupts with exasperation* Andraste’s twisted knickers, would you two narcissistic birdbrains just get a room already? It would save everyone a whole lot of trouble.

Vivienne: *leafing through a book* Oui. Your inelegant posturing is most unsightly, darlings.

 

Cue red-faced spluttering on both sides of the argument.

[Hellion Rex]

Well if you insist ...

 

Dorian: *sneers* You know, they say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but in this case? I just feel insulted.

Inquisitor: *indignant* Imitation!? You are the copycat here, my friend! Do you think you can flounce into this organization, putting on your ludicrous Tevinter airs and wearing my moustache, saying I’m the one mimicking you?

Dorian: *scoffs* Please, Inquisitor. Everyone knows you need a truly regal profile to pull off facial hair at this level of superiority. Those with common faces need not even attempt it, lest they look your level of ridiculous.

Inquisitor: *disbelieving laugh* Oooh, you arrogant ass ! I ought to...!

Varric: *interrupts with exasperation* Andraste’s twisted knickers, would you two narcissistic birdbrains just get a room already? It would save everyone a whole lot of trouble.

Vivienne: *leafing through a book* Oui. Your inelegant posturing is most unsightly, darlings.

 

Cue red-faced spluttering on both sides of the argument.

Perfection!

[Rinji the Bearded]

Why in the name of all that is holy is Doc from SWTOR, History's Greatest Monster, on this thread?

 

I can't shake myself of him...

[The Hierophant]

Omg the implications of two identically luscious moustaches meeting in an Inquisitor/DHMG romance scene are scaring me a little.

LoL

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

Omg the implications of two identically luscious moustaches meeting in an Inquisitor/DHMG romance scene are scaring me a little.

 

CLIPPING FOR THE WIN

[Gikia-Kimikia]

CLIPPING FOR THE WIN

 

Clipping moustaches, my god. Imagine the tangled mess that would be on an in-game level, hehehe.

[SurelyForth]

"When we make love, it's like I don't know where my mustache ends and your mustache begins."

[Hellion Rex]

Clipping moustaches, my god. Imagine the tangled mess that would be on an in-game level, hehehe.

Please write it.

 

Pwitty pwease?

[Gikia-Kimikia]

Please write it.

 

Pwitty pwease?

 

Haha, I think most of this one is best left to a more... visual... medium. Or perhaps only in the realms of the horrifying/hilarious mental image. I can only picture the aftermath as something like:

 

Dorian: *huffs* I hope you realize that this predicament is entirely your fault, and I was an unwilling participant.

Inquisitor: I don't recall that being your stance on things when we started snogging, you vainglorious ass.

Dorian: *shudders* Must you refer to the deed in such a vulgar way...?

Inquisitor: *snorts* Oh, you haven't heard me being vulgar yet...

Vivienne: *annoyed* Darlings, please. Disentangling you is difficult enough without hearing your childish bickering as well.

Varric: Do I even want to know the story of how this happened? Like, how is this physically possible??

Inquisitor: Well, actually...

Dorian: *hisses* Inquisitor, if you say a single word to that gossiping dwarf I will rip off your---

Vivienne: *sternly* Stay still and silent, or I will leave you like this. Or worse, ask Sera for her assistance.

Dorian&Inq: *immediately shut up*

[Hellion Rex]

Haha, I think most of this one is best left to a more... visual... medium. Or perhaps only in the realms of the horrifying/hilarious mental image. I can only picture the aftermath as something like:

 

Dorian: *huffs* I hope you realize that this predicament is entirely your fault, and I was an unwilling participant.

Inquisitor: I don't recall that being your stance on things when we started snogging, you vainglorious ass.

Dorian: *shudders* Must you refer to the deed in such a vulgar way...?

Inquisitor: *snorts* Oh, you haven't heard me being vulgar yet...

Vivienne: *annoyed* Darlings, please. Disentangling you is difficult enough without hearing your childish bickering as well.

Varric: Do I even want to know the story of how this happened? Like, how is this physically possible??

Inquisitor: Well, actually...

Dorian: *hisses* Inquisitor, if you say a single word to that gossiping dwarf I will rip off your---

Vivienne: *sternly* Stay still and silent, or I will leave you like this. Or worse, ask Sera for her assistance.

Dorian&Inq: *immediately shut up*

This. Was. Perfect.

 

Bless you, kind soul.

[MattH]

This ended up in a different place than it started out in...

sorry not sorry, you get 10/10 if you get the reference

[Hellion Rex]

*snip*

This ended up in a different place than it started out in...

sorry not sorry, you get 10/10 if you get the reference

[Velestor]

This ended up in a different place than it started out in...

sorry not sorry, you get 10/10 if you get the reference

 

[Gikia-Kimikia]

This ended up in a different place than it started out in...

sorry not sorry, you get 10/10 if you get the reference

Oh my, YES. Legend of Korra references are the reason I get up in the morning~.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Speaking of Korra, I would love if DHMG was like Varrick in terms of personality. My favorite Season 2 male character.

 

[ElitePinecone]

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[Hellion Rex]

\°~°/

EP, we need a name for fans of DMHG!

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

bedsheet jockeys

[ElitePinecone]

Stachesassers (wow this is really hard to pronounce)

Friends of Mahogany

Dramatic Hands Moustache Groupies