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[Nocte ad Mortem]

I immediately thought Vivienne and Dorian would clash the most. Maybe they can bond over their shared fanciness eventually. lol

 

I'm really interested to see how Dorian and Solas would get along, though. That seems like a lot more of a mystery, since there's a lot more left as a question mark about Solas. I wonder if he's got any bias about humans, generally. It doesn't seem like anyone's suspected it much, but elves we've met often have. 

[MattH]

I immediately thought Vivienne and Dorian would clash the most. Maybe they can bond over their shared fanciness eventually. lol

 

I'm really interested to see how Dorian and Solas would get along, though. That seems like a lot more of a mystery, since there's a lot more left as a question mark about Solas. I wonder if he's got any bias about humans, generally. It doesn't seem like anyone's suspected it much, but elves we've met often have. 

There isn't much we know about him yet, I think it'll be most telling once he is featured in Follower Friday. I admit I'm pretty curious about his personality.

 

You never know, it could be Solas tomorrow.

[Nocte ad Mortem]

There isn't much we know about him yet, I think it'll be most telling once he is featured in Follower Friday. I admit I'm pretty curious about his personality.

 

You never know, it could be Solas tomorrow.

I think Solas will either be tomorrow or the next time. Just my guess, though.

 

It seems like he and Dorian could relate on a lot of mage issues, but with the theories that Solas could be an ancient Arlathan elf, it's also possible that he could HATE Dorian. 

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

so help me if it's not iron bull tomorrow I will PATIENTLY WAIT UNTIL NEXT MONTH.

 

so anyway, mustaches

[Nocte ad Mortem]

I'm kind of more interested in Solas' Follower Friday right now, but it's just because I feel like I know more about Iron Bull from the survey leak. I realize this isn't necessarily solid reasoning, but right now Solas seems like a bigger mystery. I think Iron Bull has a good chance since they did a mage last time, though. 

 

DHMG/Dorian probably wont be a Follower Friday for ages, though. 

[BubbleDncr]

I hope Mustachio is a Tevinter mage. They already said we aren't going to Tevinter in this game, right? If that's the case, he would be our only window into Tevinter. And i've been wanting to know more about Tevinter for a long time.

[Nocte ad Mortem]

I hope Mustachio is a Tevinter mage. They already said we aren't going to Tevinter in this game, right? If that's the case, he would be our only window into Tevinter. And i've been wanting to know more about Tevinter for a long time.

They've said we aren't going to Tevinter, but there is a faction from Tevinter called the Venatori that look to be some kind of enemy in this game. There was some theorizing earlier that Dorian could be related to their inclusion. I agree, it makes sense for him to be our window into Tevinter and also a balance to this faction.

[Arvaarad]

"Brazen and Clever"

 

 

Wanted to draw DHMG in Altus armor. Also wanted to draw a Qunari child kicking butt (because even the kids can probably throw cows). This pixel scribble is my unholy attempt to fuse the two.

[Tevinter Soldier]

They've said we aren't going to Tevinter, but there is a faction from Tevinter called the Venatori that look to be some kind of enemy in this game. There was some theorizing earlier that Dorian could be related to their inclusion. I agree, it makes sense for him to be our window into Tevinter and also a balance to this faction.

Reasonable assumption given Project Dorian is about ridding tevinter of its "sins" maybe the Venatori are like bad guys even within tevinter.

As such Dorians help is predicated on assisting him resolve the...... Unfortunate hostilities between him and the Venatori, by entering into tevinter style negotiations.

[Pseudo the Mustachioed]

ok hear me out, this is a well backed theory: 'dorian' is actually a beginning traveling toothpick salesman. It's not that he weilds a sword or a trident, it's that he's going to convince you that it's the best way to get that nug out of your teeth.

[Hanako Ikezawa]

Becareful! Say his name three times and he appears!

Hmm...

 

*goes into bathroom, looks at mirror, and turns lights off*

 

"David Gai-nope."

 

*quickly turns lights back on*

[Tevinter Soldier]

That's actually a good cover story to get around outside tevinter.

Templars 1: oil! You mage! Stop in the name of the....chantry
Templar 2:...you can't say that! we don't work for chantry no more.
Templar 1: well, e might not no that
Templar 2: you can't just lie.
Templar 1: why all's we gonna do is kill em anyway.
Templar 2: that's not the point, we broke away on moral grounds. If we're going to conduct ourselves as moral Templars we have to be honest!
Templar 1: right, you there! mage the Templar Order....Orders you to surrender to the surrender the.....us by order of the....Templar order! at once so we may execute you for apostating.
Templar 2: You can't say that!
Templar 1: why not you said be honest? So I'm being honest aren't I.
Templar 2: if you tell him your gunna kill him he won't surrender, you can't tell him we're going to kill him.
Templar 1: but isn't that a lie by omission?
Templar 2: look shut up, I handle this! You there! Mage! You are here by ordered to surrender at once by order of the Templar Order!
Templar 1:*whispers* that was very good, have you been practicing
Templar 2: *whispers* a little bit. *shouts* I said stop! *draws sword points it at Dorian who's been seeming ignoring them the whole time.

Dorian: who me? *dramatic hand movement*
Templar 2: yes you! Do you see any other mages about?
Dorian: me a mage? Well I've never been so insulted my entire life *dramatic hand movement*
Templar 2: if your not a mage why are you wearing a mages robes?
Templar 1: yeah why are you wearing robes!
Dorian: Robes! This is a dress! I'm a cross dresser!
Templar 1: well he's got a point cross dressers wear dressers and there not mages. I've got a cousin who wears this low cut piece and he can't cast a spell to save his life
Templar 2: ...yeah well how do we know he's not some cross dressing mage!
Templar 1: that's nonsense mage robes look like dressers, if he was a cross dressing mage he'd wear armour!
Templar 2: what?
Templar 1: think about it cross dressing mean wear dresses and cross dressing women dress in suits, mages wear robes as a cross dressing mage would wear armour, because mages don't wear armour! Right?
Templar 2: right!
Dorian: right! Now that that's settled I'll be on my way.
Templar 2: Not so fast! If your not a mage why do you have a staff
Templar 1: yeah why do you ave a staff
Dorian: Staff? Why this is not a staff, it's a giant toothpick. I'm a toothpick salesmen it's to advertise the fact I sell toothpicks.
Templar 2: ah what?
Templar 1: *shouts* he said he's a toothpick salesman.
Templar 2: I heard what he said, what's a tooth pick.
Templar 1: .....yeah, what's a tooth pick.
Dorian: a magnificent invention *dramatic hand movement as he produces tooth* you place it between your teeth and pick out bits of cheese and nug flesh out of your teeth.
Templar 1: even pigeons!
Dorian: especially pigeons!
Templar 1: blimey! That's amazing how much!
Templar 2: wait a minute, how do we know your not some mage pretending to be a cross dressing toothpick salesman!
Dorian: because I have a sword, have you ever seen a mage with a sword?
Templar 1: he's got a point I've killed ten mages none of them ad swords
Templar 2: wait what use would a toothpick salesmen have for a sword?
Dorian: why to sharpen toothpicks of course!
Templar 1: makes sense.
Templar 2: WAIT, how do we know your not one of those tevinter battlemages that use swords, pretending to be a cross dressing traveling tooth pick salesmen carrying a sword to sharpen toothpicks?
Templar 1: Yeah! How do we know your not a traveling sword carrying tooth...pick..man, what he said. After all you do ave a funny accent!
Templar 2: yeah tevinter mage's do speak with funny accents!
Dorian: how do you I'm not Orlesian?
Templar 1: because my bakers orlesian and he has his own distinct accent.
Dorian: tell me have either of you heard a genuine anderfells accent?
*Templars shake their heads*
Dorian: well now you have, I'm from anderfells! No if you excuse me I must be on my way.
Templar 2: WAIT, how do we know your not a tevinter battlemage pretending to be a cross dressing anderfellian toothpick salesmen!
Dorian: .........wait I've got it! Battlemages are supposed to use swords in battle where as I a humble toothpick salesmen only use my blade to sharpen tooth picks. So how's this I'll duel one of you if I win I'm obviously a superiorly trained battlemage and will surrender to the other immediately to be executed! And if you win, surrender to the nearest outpost to surrender yourself for murdering an innocent civilian.
Templar 2: sounds fair.
Templar 1: WAIT, if your from anderfells how do we know your not some mercenary for mages, pretending to be a cross dressing tooth pick salesmen tricking us into fighting one on one?
Templar 2: don't be ridiculous! Just for that your the one that gets to fight him.
Templar 1: alright I ave killed anyone in a week this'll be fun.
Dorian: ok, sorry do you mind holding my giant tooth pick for me
Templar 2: ok * grabs staff*
Dorian: can I borrow your sword? Mines just for sharpening toothpicks.
Templar 2: sure for all the good it will do you.
Templar 1: StOP! Ha *presses sword against Templar two's throat*
Templar 2: what are you doing!
Templar 1: thought you could fool me aye? I know a cross dressing mage when I see one!
Dorian: *facepalm*

[LordofOrzammar]

Please let the above conversation be a rule thing! That was bloody brilliant. Well done sir.

[Gikia-Kimikia]

That's actually a good cover story to get around outside tevinter.

<snip>

 

Oh my GOD, that was golden.

 

Dorian: *having regaled his companions with the tale, including dramatic hand gestures as accompaniment* And that is around the point I stopped being nervous about the Templar Order as a whole.

Inquisitor: *laughing so hard it hurts* A cross-dressing toothpick salesman!? Maker, and I thought I was a bad liar!

Varric: *chuckles* You are. The difference is, you can't bluff to save your life, whereas Drama King here probably has enough bluster and ego to successfully fool the Orlesian Court's entire legion of bards by his sheer audacity.

Dorian: I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.

Cassandra: *shakes her head and sighs* This is the most deplorable, ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

Vivienne: *narrows eyes* Indeed. And the most far-fetched.

Dorian: *dramatically smooths moustache* Believe what you choose, Madames Seeker and de Fer. Just note, if you please, that I am here to tell the story, whereas those Templars? Are quite decidedly not.

[ElitePinecone]

With a new companion reveal tomorrow is there any chance I'll be able to change the thread title to DHMG's actual name?

[Kaibe]

With a new companion reveal tomorrow is there any chance I'll be able to change the thread title to DHMG's actual name?
[snip]

He will always and forever be DHMG in my head.

[The Elder King]

With a new companion reveal tomorrow is there any chance I'll be able to change the thread title to DHMG's actual name?

I honestly don't think they'll reveal DHMG this month. If they'll show a mage, I think it'll be Solas.

[ElitePinecone]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.

Just imagine.

[Ymirr]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.

Just imagine.

Do not defile our minds with such foul nonsense. 8[ 

[The Elder King]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.
Just imagine.

Indeed .
Though it's very possible that we're wrong. Things might've changed since that concept. The only one who can be used as a reference for characters' personalities is the Tavern concept, since Gaider commented on it.

[Hellion Rex]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.

Just imagine.

*hiss*
Cease with your lies, blasphemer.

[Tevinter Soldier]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.

Just imagine.

 

It is not possible, all must bow before the stache!

[MattH]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.
Just imagine.

Stop that. Stop that right now

[SgtElias]

I would laugh so hard if all our speculation from that one War Room picture is totally wrong, and DHMG ends up being a stoic and completely level-headed guy, with an admittedly-fine moustache that none of the other characters ever notice, let alone use for banter.

Just imagine.

 

The thread seems to be rebelling against your suggestion.

[ElitePinecone]