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[Elite Banana]

Okay

1. Dorian HAS THE PERFECT TUSH

2. I always find men with a bit of sass and flair attractive. And a bit jealous of them too. Most of my friends think I'm a saltless gay ******, so...

Edit: they actually bleeped out cr*cker?

[Dooumie]

Inquisitor: Honey when is your mother getting here? 

 

 

Dorian: Now.

Love the Sabrina the teenage witch reference xD

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Inquisitor: Honey when is your mother getting here? 

 

 

Dorian: Now.

omG Joe, you crazy 

[Allazor]

Love the Sabrina the teenage witch reference xD

 

D : Mother could not be so over the top,  every time you come to visit ?

M : Well love i could but your father won't come with, so i have to make an entry for two. And that is your boyfriend ? Well i'm shocked , he so average.

D: Mother, how by the Fade is he average ?

M: Well he is a human mage from a Circle, that what it's called a safe pick love. I thought you would go after somebody more exotic like a qunari or a dalish elf.

Inq : right here...

D: Bu t i love him and ...

M: Is he even any kind of nobility ?

Inq : No ma'am, i'm a farmer's son.

M: Uuuu, Like in one of my stories. Where a Magister falls for his stable boy, oh i like that one. Let me tell you .....

D: MOTHER, would like some wine ?

M: ohh love, very much so . So a farmers boy, how do like my son's behind ? He got it from me !

D : *spits wine*

Inq: Very agreeable ma'am. It's bouncy and i like to squeez it for comfort .

M: Just like your father does with mine *hahahaha*

D:*facepalm*

M: So how many kids are you planning to have ?

D: * Holding on for dear life*

Inq: We can adopt , the orphans left after the Mage-Templar war form Redcliff. We can't have our own kinds.

M: How many orphans ?

Ing: About 150 in the city itself , we don't have all the data from the province so....

M: ooo i always wanted to have a lot of grandkids 

D: *Gave up *

M: But you know i can give you a scrolls that will guide through a blood magic riual to create a new life it just require a minor sacrifice...

D: Mom it's the same one aunt Adelaide used ?

M: oh yes and it   took only a 100 slaves..

Inq : Can we exchange slaves for lirium ?

D: are seriously ...

M: Of course i will give the scrolls with right measurments..

D: I need more wine 

M: me tooo *laughs*

Inq: Dorian would you consider carring the baby to term or ...

M: He doesn't have to it's instatant . Like magic *laughs*

Inq: * laughs*

D: I hate my life 

[Joe25]

Love the Sabrina the teenage witch reference xD

 

omG Joe, you crazy 

Thank you. And you're just know learning this? 

[RedHotElite]

2. I always find men with a bit of sass and flair attractive. And a bit jealous of them too. Most of my friends think I'm a saltless gay ******, so...
 

This was my life in a nutshell when I first came out. I may not be the manliest person on the planet, but I am what most would consider a masculine gay guy. Even so, all of the girls in my class flocked to me when they became aware of my sexuality, and when I told them I wasn't interested in shopping, fashion, and other girly activities I was called a "disappointment" and a "letdown" more than a few times. 

 

Now I'm well-liked regardless, but it sucks being called a disappointment even for such a stupid reason. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a feminine or flamboyant gay man, but I feel like they reinforce stereotypes that alienate gay men that are masculine and "boring". I hate to say it, but if Dorian turns out to be even somewhat stereotypical, I'd be more inclined to romance Iron Bull. Dorian would still be a fascinating character and would frequent my party; I just wouldn't romance him. Which would be a shame because I've been wanting a cocky noble gay male love interest for sometime now.

 

But for right now I'm planning on romancing him, because he's the most interesting companion revealed thus far, and I have immense faith in Gaider's writing. 

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

This was my life in a nutshell when I first came out. I may not be the manliest person on the planet, but I am what most would consider a masculine gay guy. Even so, all of the girls in my class flocked to me when they became aware of my sexuality, and when I told them I wasn't interested in shopping, fashion, and other girly activities I was called a "disappointment" and a "letdown" more than a few times.

Now I'm well-liked regardless, but it sucks being called a disappointment even for such a stupid reason. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a feminine or flamboyant gay man, but I feel like they reinforce stereotypes that alienate gay men that are masculine and "boring". I hate to say it, but if Dorian turns out to be even somewhat stereotypical, I'd be more inclined to romance Iron Bull. Dorian would still be a fascinating character and would frequent my party; I just wouldn't romance him. Which would be a shame because I've been wanting a cocky noble gay male love interest for sometime now.

But for right now I'm planning on romancing him, because he's the most interesting companion revealed thus far, and I have immense faith in Gaider's writing.

You... I like you

[BioFan (Official)]

Sabrina The Teenage Witch has invaded the thread. SCANDALOUS! 

[mlgumm]

Oh! Maybe Dorian will have a cat as a callback to the idea of familiars for witches. Obviously he will love it even after the kill-joys running the Inquisition take it from him. He can name it something playful yet respectful, like Magister Purrs.  

 

(j/k I saw Salem and the Anders jokes just won't stop. Help me.) 

[Sixsmith]

Oh! Maybe Dorian will have a cat as a callback to the idea of familiars for witches. Obviously he will love it even after the kill-joys running the Inquisition take it from him. He can name it something playful yet respectful, like Magister Purrs.  

 

(j/k I saw Salem and the Anders jokes just won't stop. Help me.) 

 

Ooh, Magister Meows, Maestro of Mewls and the Archon of Purrfection, Pride of the Tevinter Impurrium.

 

Spoiler

 

I ain't lion when I say that cat has a purrfect meowstache. Dorian would be proud.

 

Hint: yes you can twirl it.

[Lebanese Dude]

*walks into thread*

 

Hey guys it's been a wh--- 

 

*throat instantly dehydrates from all the thirst in the thread*

 

*runs out coughing*

[Wolfen09]

Ooh, Magister Meows, Maestro of Mewls and the Archon of Purrfection, Pride of the Tevinter Impurrium.

 

Spoiler

 

I ain't lion when I say that cat has a purrfect meowstache. Dorian would be proud.

 

Hint: yes you can twirl it.

 

 

all these cat puns has given me a headache....  or maybe thats the brain tumor

[LukaCrosszeria]

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a feminine or flamboyant gay man, but I feel like they reinforce stereotypes that alienate gay men that are masculine and "boring". I hate to say it, but if Dorian turns out to be even somewhat stereotypical, I'd be more inclined to romance Iron Bull. Dorian would still be a fascinating character and would frequent my party; I just wouldn't romance him. Which would be a shame because I've been wanting a cocky noble gay male love interest for sometime now.

 

But for right now I'm planning on romancing him, because he's the most interesting companion revealed thus far, and I have immense faith in Gaider's writing. 

 

I'm sure Gaider isn't feeling the pressure But seriously, I've only gone after Zevran and Fenris and they were both written by him, so I'm pretty sure Dorian won't disappoint. After all my quizzy will be sassy himself so they'll get along famously.

 

Ah a romance with a dashing idealist, life is good. (I will hear nothing about Gaider and tears)

[Dooumie]

 

D : Mother could not be so over the top,  every time you come to visit ?

M : Well love i could but your father won't come with, so i have to make an entry for two. And that is your boyfriend ? Well i'm shocked , he so average.

D: Mother, how by the Fade is he average ?

M: Well he is a human mage from a Circle, that what it's called a safe pick love. I thought you would go after somebody more exotic like a qunari or a dalish elf.

Inq : right here...

D: Bu t i love him and ...

M: Is he even any kind of nobility ?

Inq : No ma'am, i'm a farmer's son.

M: Uuuu, Like in one of my stories. Where a Magister falls for his stable boy, oh i like that one. Let me tell you .....

D: MOTHER, would like some wine ?

M: ohh love, very much so . So a farmers boy, how do like my son's behind ? He got it from me !

D : *spits wine*

Inq: Very agreeable ma'am. It's bouncy and i like to squeez it for comfort .

M: Just like your father does with mine *hahahaha*

D:*facepalm*

M: So how many kids are you planning to have ?

D: * Holding on for dear life*

Inq: We can adopt , the orphans left after the Mage-Templar war form Redcliff. We can't have our own kinds.

M: How many orphans ?

Ing: About 150 in the city itself , we don't have all the data from the province so....

M: ooo i always wanted to have a lot of grandkids 

D: *Gave up *

M: But you know i can give you a scrolls that will guide through a blood magic riual to create a new life it just require a minor sacrifice...

D: Mom it's the same one aunt Adelaide used ?

M: oh yes and it   took only a 100 slaves..

Inq : Can we exchange slaves for lirium ?

D: are seriously ...

M: Of course i will give the scrolls with right measurments..

D: I need more wine 

M: me tooo *laughs*

Inq: Dorian would you consider carring the baby to term or ...

M: He doesn't have to it's instatant . Like magic *laughs*

Inq: * laughs*

D: I hate my life 

 

THIS.IS.PERFECT  

 

 

This was my life in a nutshell when I first came out. I may not be the manliest person on the planet, but I am what most would consider a masculine gay guy. Even so, all of the girls in my class flocked to me when they became aware of my sexuality, and when I told them I wasn't interested in shopping, fashion, and other girly activities I was called a "disappointment" and a "letdown" more than a few times. 

 

Now I'm well-liked regardless, but it sucks being called a disappointment even for such a stupid reason. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a feminine or flamboyant gay man, but I feel like they reinforce stereotypes that alienate gay men that are masculine and "boring". I hate to say it, but if Dorian turns out to be even somewhat stereotypical, I'd be more inclined to romance Iron Bull. Dorian would still be a fascinating character and would frequent my party; I just wouldn't romance him. Which would be a shame because I've been wanting a cocky noble gay male love interest for sometime now.

 

But for right now I'm planning on romancing him, because he's the most interesting companion revealed thus far, and I have immense faith in Gaider's writing. 

Here is a hug

 

I know what you mean, some girls are just so stupidly disipointed that they can't have that stereotypical gay bestfriend

[alwayshungry]

http://jabbyinquisit...to-get-along-is

 

I wonder if getting companions to get along is going to be as much like herding cats in the last two games.

If so, I suspect Pirion will be thanking Vivienne for the old perfume bottle that he repurposed for splitting up mage - templar conflicts.

 

[Joe25]

Ooh, Magister Meows, Maestro of Mewls and the Archon of Purrfection, Pride of the Tevinter Impurrium.

 

Spoiler

 

I ain't lion when I say that cat has a purrfect meowstache. Dorian would be proud.

 

Hint: yes you can twirl it.

Dorian how did this happen to you?

Spoiler

[Dooumie]

Dorian how did this happen to you?

Spoiler

I love you for the Salem gifs

Modifié par Dooumie, 18 juillet 2014 - 07:14 .

[Hellion Rex]

http://merwild.tumblr.com/

[RedHotElite]

I'm sure Gaider isn't feeling the pressure But seriously, I've only gone after Zevran and Fenris and they were both written by him, so I'm pretty sure Dorian won't disappoint. After all my quizzy will be sassy himself so they'll get along famously.

 

Ah a romance with a dashing idealist, life is good. (I will hear nothing about Gaider and tears)

 

I'm not that demanding of a person, I swear! Haha! But I love Zevran, even though I prefer Leliana as a character and romance. Fenris, on the other hand... 

 

Let's just say I'm thankful that Dorian seems to be the opposite of Fenris in just about every way.

 

Here is a hug

 

I know what you mean, some girls are just so stupidly disipointed that they can't have that stereotypical gay bestfriend

 

Thanks! *Hugs back*

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

Any LI that isn't Fenris or Anders is instantly better than both of them :v

[Joe25]

 

D : Mother could not be so over the top,  every time you come to visit ?

M : Well love i could but your father won't come with, so i have to make an entry for two. And that is your boyfriend ? Well i'm shocked , he so average.

D: Mother, how by the Fade is he average ?

M: Well he is a human mage from a Circle, that what it's called a safe pick love. I thought you would go after somebody more exotic like a qunari or a dalish elf.

Inq : right here...

D: Bu t i love him and ...

M: Is he even any kind of nobility ?

Inq : No ma'am, i'm a farmer's son.

M: Uuuu, Like in one of my stories. Where a Magister falls for his stable boy, oh i like that one. Let me tell you .....

D: MOTHER, would like some wine ?

M: ohh love, very much so . So a farmers boy, how do like my son's behind ? He got it from me !

D : *spits wine*

Inq: Very agreeable ma'am. It's bouncy and i like to squeez it for comfort .

M: Just like your father does with mine *hahahaha*

D:*facepalm*

M: So how many kids are you planning to have ?

D: * Holding on for dear life*

Inq: We can adopt , the orphans left after the Mage-Templar war form Redcliff. We can't have our own kinds.

M: How many orphans ?

Ing: About 150 in the city itself , we don't have all the data from the province so....

M: ooo i always wanted to have a lot of grandkids 

D: *Gave up *

M: But you know i can give you a scrolls that will guide through a blood magic riual to create a new life it just require a minor sacrifice...

D: Mom it's the same one aunt Adelaide used ?

M: oh yes and it   took only a 100 slaves..

Inq : Can we exchange slaves for lirium ?

D: are seriously ...

M: Of course i will give the scrolls with right measurments..

D: I need more wine 

M: me tooo *laughs*

Inq: Dorian would you consider carring the baby to term or ...

M: He doesn't have to it's instatant . Like magic *laughs*

Inq: * laughs*

D: I hate my life 

 

 

M: Darling when did you get here? 

F: Around your third glass. So, at last I can be grandfather. Your sister is going to be green when she hears. 

[Crunchycarp]

This thread is too amazing. I love it

[Lee80]

So...that scary Dorian mother thing happened.     Hope everyone is having a good weekend so far!  

[Allazor]

So...that scary Dorian mother thing happened.     Hope everyone is having a good weekend so far!  

 

She just loves her boy and wants the best for him . She just got a bit tipsy and she doesn't understand the concept of human private life and secrets .

[Dooumie]

She just loves her boy and wants the best for him . She just got a bit tipsy and she doesn't understand the concept of human private life and secrets .

 

Like any stereotypical mother wanting grandchildren for a long time. Sadly couldn't find a picture of a stereotypical mother wanting grandchildren