Brain 1: ~chill elevator music plays as I cruise along on the qunmage playthrough, brain automatically constructs nice extra scenes and characterization to make me more committed to this playthrough because this is what I actually want to do~
Brain 1: Lets go check that forum thread with like-minded Dorian worshippers!
Brain 1: Oooooh fanart. ~clicks~ Awww. That's cute.
Brain 2: Isn't it though? A shorter, lither hero is so refreshing.
Brain 1: Don't go there man, we already played an elf romancing Dorian.
Brain 2: Yes. But. That was a MAGE. We could be a rogue this time. A roooguuueeee, totally different.
Brain 1: Not... really? The game does race first and then class, we wouldn't hear all that much extra dialogue.
Brain 2: Who cares about dialogue bro? This is about US how we think, how we feeeeel about it.
Brain 1: I feel as if I don't want to start another game. We already had to clear out the save folder which has a capacity of THREE HUNDRED once. We are not going down that road again.
Brain 2: I feel as if you're not considering all the possibilities. ~furiously starts scribbling down scenes to make a rogue elf playthrough more appealing~
Brain 1: Keith! Do not do this! We have a problem!
Brain 2: ~takes out the projector and starts playing scenes of rogue elf's background and potential development, also adorable scenes highlighting height difference between him and Dorian~
Brain 1: Nope. Not entertaining this.
Brain 2: But-
Brain 1: No.
Brain 2: But!
Brain 1: NO.
Brain 2: ~holds up adorable fanart and gives puppy eyes~
Brain 1: UGH FINE. God I hate you Keith.
Brain 2: Yay! I love me!
~later~
Brain 1: ~halfway through the prologue~ Wait. Why are we doing this? I THOUGHT we were reserving a rogue playthrough for the eventual female dwarf. We've already done an elf dammit!
Brain 2: ~cartwheels in circles, oblivious to the world in general~
Brain 1: ~seethes, reloads Adaar save~
Brain 3: You know, if the primary aim was just to be shorter than Dorian we could always be a dwarf.
Brain 1: We WILL be a dwarf. Later. On a different playthrough.
Brain 3: But that won't be a Dorian playthrough, will it Wilfred?
Brain 4: Dwarves are squat.
Brain 3: Point?
Brain 4: I do not like squat. And imagine the cinematics! No, no it just will not do. At all.
Brain 3: No one really cares.
Brain 4: I care John. I care so much it hurts me seeing you be so flippant. Cinematics matter, aesthetics matter, I matter.
Brain 2: They DO have very compelling lore, and unlike elves theirs seem to be building rather than coming to a close.
Brain 1: You need to not talk to me.
Brain 2: That is hurtful. You are being hurtful.
Brain 3: You know we could reach a happy compromise by just being taking a human.
Brain 4: Nooooo, they're too BUFF in their pajamas and you KNOW we can't get their faces right.
Brain 1: We've been through this. We liked the qunari backstory better.
Brain 2: No, no! This could work! As long as it's a mage we could contrast his and Dorian's experiences oooooh and he could have a SCAR which he would be sensitive about and he could have had an elven love interest who got made tranquil so that we could have sufficient justification to go with the elves at the ball, I know how much you like that one Wilfred, and... (Brain 2 continues to construct a increasingly attractive background while Brain 3 rubs his chin and wonders if a qunari female warrior wouldn't be a better choice and brain 4 is crying in a corner)
Brain 1: ~twitch~