smile and nod
oh garrus
Looks like Garrus has reach and flexibility.
smile and nod
oh garrus
Looks like Garrus has reach and flexibility.
Looks like Garrus has reach and flexibility.
so much that it killed him during a mission =/
so much that it killed him during a mission =/
On that mission? What happened, he couldn't move?
On that mission? What happened, he couldn't move?
Lol I have no idea, just noticed he was dead and I turned around and there he was, doing a fancy spreadeagle (is that what those leg spurs are for).
Lol I have no idea, just noticed he was dead and I turned around and there he was, doing a fancy spreadeagle (is that what those leg spurs are for).
Lol, still a pretty funny glitch.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

girl that is not how you sit in a dress ![]()
girl that is not how you sit in a dress
What's wrong with you, Garrus! He doesn't get it....
What's wrong with you, Garrus! He doesn't get it....
But he can dance the tango like you wouldn't believe.
But he can dance the tango like you wouldn't believe.
He's been taking lessons on the side....what is he practicing wi--- Oh hell no! TALI! Get yo' big bum bum up here!
He's been taking lessons on the side....what is he practicing wi--- Oh hell no! TALI! Get you big bum bum up here!
It's alright, she's only using him for his dance lessons.
It's alright, she's only using him for his dance lessons.
She's only using him for his body... :S Shepard approves....maybe....
She's only using him for his body... :S Shepard approves....maybe....
shep has Wrex.
shep has Wrex.
That only applies to me and those who headcanon it that way.... But BioWare made us and Wrex friendzone one another. *Gets angry* "Too many things to break in here. Could be a fun party."
That only applies to me and those who headcanon it that way.... But BioWare made us and Wrex friendzone one another. *Gets angry* "Too many things to break in here. Could be a fun party."
So what you're saying is, Tali's in big trouble.
So what you're saying is, Tali's in big trouble.
She's not, but considering that I can't break the rules... she could be.
James Vega on hoarding Prothean technology

Looks like Garrus has reach and flexibility.
Garrus: "Been taking dancing lessons on the side..."
The Shepard sandwich!

Would you romance that?
"That's a hell of a gamble...but I'm gonna risk it....for t*ts."

Shepard's "Zero f**** given" look....

I'm in love with Zestalyn's Shepard.
Sophie Ellis Baxter meets military Space Jesus
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Also:

David, I know you're not all there. I know you're a genius and that can make you a little awkard. I know you've been through some nasty **** that would screw anybody up.
But 1 gun and 1 upgrade is not a lot of guns.
David, I know you're not all there. I know you're a genius and that can make you a little awkard. I know you've been through some nasty **** that would screw anybody up.
But 1 gun and 1 upgrade is not a lot of guns.
What are you saying? He gave me this!

That is still only one gun. You'd expect from someone who can compute the square root of 906,01 from the top of his head that he'd know the difference between a gun, guns and a lot of guns ![]()
That is still only one gun. You'd expect from someone who can compute the square root of 906,01 from the top of his head that he'd know the difference between a gun, guns and a lot of guns
Even he makes mistakes....he's not smarticle enough....