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[Heldarion]

I posted it a couple of times but I kinda have the feeling this one gets better the more often it is told:
 
A Salarian comes in a bar and say "I have a decoy". Right next to him a Geth uncloaks and says "I have 3, LOL."
:3

A Volus uncloaks next to the GI and says "3? What a casual. I have 5!"

[DrunkenRonin]

A Volus adept, sentinel, vanguard, and engineer roll up on a Krogan soldier and tell him they're going to help fight the reapers.

The Krogan takes one look, "Are you guys nuts?"





If I ever change my BSN name it'll be to TheDeadpanKrogan, trademarked and copyrighted.

[Jugger nuggss]

What did Commander Shepards hammer say to Commander Shepards nail?

We'll bang, ok?

[bk577]

A krogan, a salarian, a turian and a hanar go to a restaurant for a meal.

The salarian says my food smells funny.

The turian says my drink tastes funny.

The krogan says my desert talks funny.

[TheMajk73]

A Vorcha Sentinel and an Geth Engineer rush for the device. The GE goes for the hack. ”Cover this one!”

The vorcha snarls and scratches his head for a second or two, then he covers the GE in flames.

[coelacyanth]

Q. Why did the fury catch cold?

A. Because the paladin SNap frEEZED on her face.

 

Q. Why did it persist?

A. Because she refused to take antibiotics. 

[millahnna]

 

Q. Why did it persist?

A. Because she refused to take antibiotics.

 

 

Oh I kind of like that one.  Something about a cheesy pun just hits my funny bone in all of the right ways. 

[TheMajk73]

Krogan answers the phone:
”Wrex here!”
”Knock, knock!”
”Who´s there?”
”A pal.”


No. Think I´ll just stop right there.

[coelacyanth]

Oh I kind of like that one.  Something about a cheesy pun just hits my funny bone in all of the right ways. 

 

[coelacyanth]

Edit: double post

[coelacyanth]

Q. What's worse than a meleeing juggy?

 

A. Three juggies meleeing the same enemy!

[Mighty Omnibutton]

Q. What's worse than a meleeing juggy?

 

A. Three juggies meleeing the same enemy!

 

 

But...but that husk had a suspicious smile on its face!

[DrunkenRonin]

Edit: double post

Best joke yet. ;D

[Derpy]

Q. What's worse than a meleeing juggy?

 

A. Three juggies meleeing the same enemy!

But that means triple the easiness of getting a Banshee headshot...

[FuriousFelicia]

Why did the nemesis have it's wedding party at pahntom's house?
Because she doesn't like to host for phantoms.

[FuriousFelicia]

Why do Turians always drink alone?
Because everyone else are amateurs.

[FuriousFelicia]

Why did all the Volus join the dark side?
Because after watching Star Wars, they decided that the only guy they could understand is Darth Vader.

[coelacyanth]

Q. What's the difference between an Asari and a Krogan?

 

A. The asari have a higher sperm count.

[Jaded4Chaos]

I saw this last night and thought it was funny

 

[FuriousFelicia]

Just before the match is about to start, the collectors are discussing their strategy.

-Are there any GIs?- asks the praetorian one of their scouts - two GIs, one Batarian slasher, and a Phoenix vanguard- Fuuuuu**, we're doomed-
-Any BSNers?- asks one of the captains- All of them- comes a reply.

[coelacyanth]

Why did all the Volus join the dark side?
Because after watching Star Wars, they decided that the only guy they could understand is Darth Vader.

Glad they didn't watch "The Dark Knight Rises". Bane already had huge balls!

[CaptStach3]

How do you get a one armed Vorcha out of a tree?


Wave.

[sophisticated shepard]

A krogan see's three vorcha advance and fall on the first wave.

 

shakes head in bewilderment ''fools you should eat them''.

[FluffyCannibal]

The Asari Vanguard in the casino on the Citadel DLC and her line about biotic jumping through walls making you go sterile made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

[FuriousFelicia]

Why did Chuck Norris give up appearing as one of MP kits?
When he went to sign up, he saw GI already applied.